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Delivery Of A Dear Jaune LetterNovember 15, 2024 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora pins plants postcards seasonal trading card gamesForgive me. It's not you, nor is it me, it's just autumn.Read more →
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The Unblindered Box GangOctober 27, 2024 Greg Jensencutouts photography tarot trading card gamesAll you need to do is turn your eyes toward the things creeping at the edge of the frame.Read more →
What Could Possibly Be The Harm Of Leaning A Little Further?October 26, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art merch novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games video gamesFrom purple timber no good thing was ever drank.Read more →
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Oh, What A Strangely Attractive Skein We SpinOctober 15, 2024 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora hoofstock mathematics pins postcards rpg stickers tarot🎶If you want to destroy your reason, trace this thread to its origin.🎵Read more →
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Which Ones Grow? The Ones You Seed.October 11, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch stickers tarot trading card games video gamesFeed them, Seymour.Read more →
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Slipping Through The Gaps In Your Court DefensesOctober 8, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games re-text rpg tarotIt seems you've got a reply for my every quip. You wouldn't happen to be my foil, would you?Read more →
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Almost Too Much To BeholdSeptember 30, 2024 Greg Jensenarchitecture art board games postcards tarot trading card games"The biblical Tower of Babel was built so high as to defy understanding. Those who built it began to talk nonsense. The tower could no longer be comprehended. There was simply too much of it." -Jon Bois, "Troy State 253, DeVry 141" a.k.a. "We're Serious About Success" (2017).Read more →
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There Is A Point. Is There A Point To All Of This? Let's Find A Point.September 20, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds cohost diaspora cutouts photography postcards stickers tarotI hear that there's no comparison, that this is peak duck!Read more →
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We Will Make You Say Our Name ForeverSeptember 17, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora memento mori pins stickers tarot"We will be the hands that lift you up and we will be the arms that hold you high. We will make you say our name forever. We will make you want another try." -Röyksopp, "Skulls"Read more →
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Will You Answer Our Riddles Three?September 14, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora fantastic creatures merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsI don't know where this idea comes from that we're the quiet types. We're chattin' about delicious mortals all the time!Read more →
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Grindin' To See If They Can See Me LeanSeptember 7, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dice dinosaurs photography pins postcards stickers"And bein' the baller that I am, I talk to them; Givin' a damn about them not feelin' my attitude." -Chamillionaire, "Ridin'"Read more →
Where Did You Say Your Eyes Were?September 6, 2024 Greg Jensencutouts novelty card games objects photography stickers tarotWhat will be the face you wear after The Change sets in?Read more →
If You're Eepy, She's Eepy. Let Her In.September 5, 2024 Greg Jensenart memento mori merch postcards stickers trading card games video gamesOnce upon a noontime sunny, while I pondered something funny, written in a quaint and curious book of a romantic strain — while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my window pane. “’Tis the breezy trees,” I muttered, “tapping at my window pane, only this, the wind's refrain.”Read more →
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History May Not Repeat Itself, But It Does Drop BarsAugust 25, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch postcards Pot Shots tarot webvideo"I never thought so much would happen that I never thought would happen." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
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Concerns Have Been Raised Over What the Heart WantsAugust 2, 2024 Greg Jensenart film merch pins postcards rpg stickers tarot video games webcomicsIt's almost as though what the heart wants is not necessarily precisely what the body needs.Read more →
What Say We Cool Off In The Shade, Hot Stuff?August 1, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora cutouts photography pins postcards stickers vehiclesThat your car? Pretty nice, I love convertibles!Read more →
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She Heard The Horns Of The Heavenly HostJuly 14, 2024 Greg Jensenart cutouts daemons orbs pins postcards stickers trading card games"You say you can't stand me when I'm quiet, and so I shot you with my silence. I can't get that trumpet out of my head." -Lykke Li, "This Trumpet In My Head" (2008).Read more →
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It Was The Age Of AcronymsJuly 3, 2024 Greg Jensenads bookmarks cohost diaspora computers cover art objects pins stickers video gamesWith DOS on your PC, you'll be blown away by the discussions about DOOM and SSI you'll have on AOL. LOL!Read more →
Tales Of The Lance(s)July 2, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora hoofstock merch rpg stickers trading card games video games weaponsI'm hearing a lot of good things about, I think they're called "Lancers?" All the rage, I hear.Read more →
The Old Good Snip, Bad Snip RoutineJuly 1, 2024 Greg Jensenbookmarks cats daemons memento mori tarot trading card gamesYou'd never guess which of the two has the higher power level.Read more →
Think Of All The Fun You Can Have Editing PlaintextJune 30, 2024 Greg Jensenamphibians cohost diaspora computers froogo pins stickers trading card gamesFroogo's having a grand old time living that monospaced life!Read more →
Imagine A Future Of OrbsJune 29, 2024 Greg Jensenarchitecture art cutouts objects orbs photography postcards stickers tarotDiscard your ideas, replace them with orbs, for a spherical future!Read more →
You'll Never Guess Where They Learned To Suck So HardJune 28, 2024 Greg Jensenads architecture cohost diaspora objects reptiles stickers trading card games video gamesIt was in the Vosges Mountains, they're famous for it.Read more →
Updrafted Into The Sky WarsJune 27, 2024 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora cover art eggbug film postcards stickers trading card games trading cardsEggbug's doing the best they can, but let's just say it's a lucky thing they can fly!Read more →
Farewell, KingJune 26, 2024 Greg Jensencomics critters postcards stickers tarot webcomicsRIP to Laurent de Brunhoff (1925-2024), who carried the torch for a father taken from him far too early.Read more →
The Mote Is Now Beaming To Your LocationJune 25, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins space trading card games webvideoSure, the Moon is a lot smaller than the Sun, but it's also a *lot* closer!Read more →
"Art? Sir, I'll Have You Know That What I Make Is Trouble!"June 24, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora collage fantastic creatures novelty card games postcards stickers trading card gamesThese sculptural creations are ready to make some mayhem, and are also immune to critical hits!Read more →
The All-Seeing Eyes Of The Porcine OracleJune 23, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games hoofstock photography postcards trading card gamesWhat reason do you have to doubt? Have you ever met a pig who tells lies before?Read more →
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Snicker-Snackin'June 21, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora stickers tarot trading card games weaponsAll it takes is a bit of the old one-two, one-two!Read more →
The Road's No Longer Safe For Honest ClownsJune 20, 2024 Greg Jensenads novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games vehiclesAs everyone knows, benevolent clowns favor bicycles, while malevolent clowns have all flocked to these new "motor vehicles."Read more →
He May Not Look Like Much, But He's A Real Catch!June 19, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations bugs pins tarot trading card games video gamesBetcha can't kiss the Spider Woman just once!Read more →
Γνῶθι σαυτόνJune 18, 2024 Greg Jensencomics dogs merch pins trading cards webcomicsThe future is not yet determined, but we may know ourselves in the present moment.Read more →
Bold Hair, Dark Eyes, Cursed Swords, Can't LoseJune 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds board games cover art novelty card games postcards rpg stickers tarotYou know what would really get us ready for out astral raids? *Costume jewelry!*Read more →
Adrift On A Stone OceanJune 16, 2024 Greg Jensenads bookmarks cohost diaspora comics cutouts novelty card games pins trading card gamesWith family like these, who needs mortal enemies?Read more →
A Most Dangerous Game To HuntJune 15, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora photography postcards robots stickers vehicles weaponsWatch as I inject this code straight to its root.Read more →
Tools Must Always Be Evaluated For Their Power To OppressJune 14, 2024 Greg Jensenads bookmarks merch pins trading card games weaponsMarx: "Don't you know the emancipation of the working classes can only be achieved by the working classes themselves?" Lenin: "No, but if you hum a few bars I'll try and fake it."Read more →
The Slow Scaling Of Castle BossfightJune 13, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations cohost diaspora critters jewelry merch photography pins postcards reptiles stickers video gamesDon't count this silly little mouse out just yet! Even so, it's going to be *quite* a climb, with some gnarly battles along the way.Read more →
Things Are Heating Up At The Tower Of BabeLLMJune 12, 2024 Greg Jensenart cutouts dragons merch stickers webcomics"Surely someone can just buy some carbon offsets to make up the difference," they said as they struggled to understand one another.Read more →
Some Pretty Fierce Beasts Along This Shortcut, Hope She's High Enough LevelJune 11, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds cats cohost diaspora critters pins postcards rpg stickersIf that girl's going to keep her hearts full, she'd better use a spin attack!Read more →
Keeping The Noise Down Among The Ivory TowersJune 10, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games orbs postcards stickers trading card gamesPeople sure seem upset about something on campus, but so long as I've got my barrier up, I can ponder my orb in peace.Read more →
Barkershop QuartetJune 9, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dogs merch pins stickers video gamesThey're technically all woofers, even their tweeter!Read more →
Vexations On The WingJune 8, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora pins postcards reptiles stickersA businessman is beset by sexy wingsuited beachgoers with knives! This is making everyone else nervous.Read more →
Ceci N'est Pas Un PenseurJune 7, 2024 Greg Jensencomputers merch novelty card games photography postcards robots trading card gamesWhatever they're doing, it's not thinking.Read more →
DiskretergeistsJune 6, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora collage memento mori novelty card games pins postcards stickers tarotIf it wasn't for the certification, you'd never even know the place was haunted.Read more →
Earth Girls Are SpaceyJune 5, 2024 Greg Jensenads merch pins postcards space trading card gamesBulma is excited to reveal the DBZ Spacelab to the audiences of Earth.Read more →
New Dumb Name, Same Bad WebsiteJune 4, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds bookmarks daemons fantastic creatures tarot trading card gamesDon't mind him, he's just pining for the fjords.Read more →
Every Feast Begins With A Single NibbleJune 3, 2024 Greg Jensenart critters cutouts novelty card games photography robots trading card gamesA nibble here, a nibble there, and before you know it, you've made a treasure from someone else's trash!Read more →
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Come On In, The Water's AliveJune 1, 2024 Greg Jensenamphibians cohost diaspora novelty card games photography postcards rpg stickersThey say that by the time you make it to the deep end, visibility goes down to zero!Read more →
Where Did They Learn To Negotiate Like This?May 31, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora film merch pins stickers trading card games trading cards"I wonder." -President Lindberg, *The Fifth Element* (1997).Read more →
The Night Before The FootraceMay 30, 2024 Greg Jensenart bookmarks postcards rabbits reptiles stickersDespite early accusations that the hare had thrown the race, a deeper investigation revealed a more complicated web of culpability.Read more →
Behold The Semirendered ManMay 29, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cutouts merch pins postcards tarot webvideoI can fix him in post.Read more →
Hazards Of DIY RocketryMay 28, 2024 Greg Jensenart film merch postcards stickers trading card games trading cards vehicles webcomicsThings aren't going so hot for these amateur rocketeers!Read more →
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Caught You In My HypnobeamMay 26, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games merch plants stickers tarot video gamesNo need for the stick, the carrot's all the incentive anyone needs.Read more →
Go Fast Enough Over The Speed Limit And They'll Never Catch You!May 25, 2024 Greg Jensencritters novelty card games photography postcards space stickers vehiclesJust one problem! Someone put all the racing stripes on sideways!Read more →
I Won't Need My Treads To Dispose Of YouMay 24, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch re-text reptiles stickers tarot weapons webcomicsUnited, she sits. Divided, we fall. LOL, owned.Read more →
Hydrated, Thriving, Getting To Meet My HeroesMay 23, 2024 Greg Jensenamphibians art cohost diaspora froogo jewelry postcards stickers video gamesOh my goodness! Do you mind? Can I get a picture?Read more →
Construction Halted, Harvest More ResourcesMay 22, 2024 Greg Jensenarchitecture novelty card games photography plants postcards tarot trading card gamesWe need to claw back these resources before nature does it for us!Read more →
Everybody Ends Up Here In BottlesMay 21, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations critters fungi pins plants tarot trading card gamesThey say she's got specimens to die for.Read more →
The Band Of StripesMay 20, 2024 Greg Jensenart cats cohost diaspora hoofstock pins postcards tarot trading card gamesThe stripes make it hard for you to tell how many of them there are.Read more →
Not In My Topia!May 19, 2024 Greg Jensenarchitecture cutouts photography postcards trading card gamesAt whose behest are the cities remade? At yours?!Read more →
Must-See S.B.May 18, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cutouts film novelty card games sea creatures tarot trading cards"Text me back in like 30. I'm watching that episode of SpongeBob where he has a 3-day rager with his jellyfish." -Alfred PennyworthRead more →
As Aborb, So BelorbMay 17, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora collage novelty card games orbs pins postcards sea creatures space tarotPonder it, won't you? Ponder the eternal and beautiful orb, seen across so many orders of magnitude.Read more →
A Bystander No LongerMay 16, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cutouts pins tarot video games"I'm just really feeling the 'action' part real intense, like. I could honestly take or leave the 'direct' part."Read more →
Crossing The Air GapMay 15, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds novelty card games objects postcards trading card gamesThis looks like a job for Claude Chappe, inventor of wireless long-distance semaphore!Read more →
Sometimes The Enemy Is The Journey We Made Along The WayMay 14, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora cutouts reptiles stickers video gamesA serpent of a thousand miles begins with a single mis-step.Read more →
I Got A Hankerin' For Some Data!May 13, 2024 Greg Jensenads cutouts dogs stickers trading card gamesLike my graduate adviser used to say, if you want to study a good boy, study yourself!Read more →
In The End, What We Really Need Is To Be HappyMay 12, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch novelty card games pins postcards sea creatures stickers vehicles webcomics"Just make sure you don't leave this one out overnight like you did your last bike."Read more →
Sword-Tested, Wind-Tunnel Approved!May 11, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora film postcards stickers trading cards video gamesCut through the air like a hot knife through butter with these fashionable, aerodynamic helmets!Read more →
You Might As Well Be Walking On The SunMay 10, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art critters merch novelty card games pins postcards space stickers trading card games webvideoBears shouldn't walk on sunshine! Not like this!Read more →
Motor Toon Grand PrixMay 9, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora fantastic creatures stickers tarot trading card games vehicles video games"Everything that its developers would need to crank out GranTurismo sleeps in Motor Toon Grand Prix's prehistorically simple action gamey race flow." -Tim Rogers, 2019Read more →
Felis SapiensMay 8, 2024 Greg Jensenart cats cover art pins postcards stickers trading card gamesThink what you will of these cats, they've certainly thought a great deal about you.Read more →
The Posting SicknessMay 7, 2024 Greg Jensenart memento mori novelty card games postcards stickers tarotIf enough of us force ourselves into this box, you won't even be able to tell there's an echo!Read more →
I'm About To Pop OffMay 6, 2024 Greg Jensenads art cutouts film novelty card games stickersMaybe y'all better go home, because I'm about to go big.Read more →
War Is A Decades-Long Tasting Menu Best Served ColdMay 5, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora memento mori novelty card games photography pins postcards tarot weaponsRaise the iron curtain on the first of many acts, but never lower your guard!Read more →
The Winner Will Be Whoever Steals It LastMay 4, 2024 Greg Jensenaliens art board games cutouts memento mori photography trading card games"In a logic that perhaps no man will ever understand, the true winner is the last to finish the race." -Dr. Nils Hellstrom, *The Hellstrom Chronicle* (1971).Read more →
A Matter Of ScaleMay 3, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds cutouts postcards Pot Shots space stickers tarot video games"Distance doesn't really make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a larger picture." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
Flaying Minds For Over 45 Years!May 2, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art novelty card games pins postcards rpg sea creatures trading card gamesWho needs spinal column when you've got all this brain power?!Read more →
EnumerationMay 1, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora mathematics novelty card games tarot trading card gamesIntegers! They're only natural!Read more →
Grousing In The Comments SectionApril 30, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds merch postcards stickers webcomicsWhy work together to accomplish something, when you can shun the company of others and complain to strangers?Read more →
Splitting HairsApril 29, 2024 Greg Jensenbookmarks merch tarot trading card games weapons webcomicsI think you'll find that the meaning this duel takes depends entirely on where I cleave things.Read more →
Multiattack (Monster) vs. DuelistApril 28, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds bugs cohost diaspora pins stickers tarot weaponsIn today's 'Feat Head-To-Head,' we'll be comparing two different options for spicing up your NPCsRead more →
It's Not Easy Being GreenApril 27, 2024 Greg Jensencats cohost diaspora dogs stickers trading card games video gamesOur best bet is to stick together and find a nice sunny patch where we can all photosynthesize!Read more →
The Dream Of The 1390s Is Alive In The 1990sApril 26, 2024 Greg Jensenads architecture birds cohost diaspora hoofstock reptiles rpg stickers weaponsCome to the fortified city of Provins, guaranteed to be safe from armies with small-to-moderate siege capabilities!Read more →
Spring Has Sprung, And Spring Has Hearts A'GlowingApril 25, 2024 Greg Jensenart plants postcards seasonal stickers tarot trading card games"Spring has sprung! And all the lovers knowing that spring has come!" -Terry Taylor, "Spring Has Sprung" (1997).Read more →
Our Idol Is Immaculate, IncorruptibleApril 24, 2024 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora eggbug merch postcards rpg stickersWhen the worshipers of the Golden Capybara came into contact with the worshipers of the Golden Eggbug, the Golden Horde was born.Read more →
With This Fit, Why Settle For Survival?April 23, 2024 Greg Jensenads art cats postcards tarot trading card gamesMaybe she's born with it. Maybe she knows some really talented craftspeople.Read more →
A Feast Only I Can Reach!April 22, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora merch postcards stickers video games webcomicsMy health is assured! I'm gonna live forever!Read more →
I've Escaped, You See, Into A World Of Right AnglesApril 21, 2024 Greg Jensenart cover art objects postcards trading card games video gamesI shall remake this world in my image. Starting with this tree that I shall punch.Read more →
Tampering In God's DomainApril 20, 2024 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games postcards stickers webcomics"Are these dreams a clutch of stifled memories? Was there something in my mind? There are things they say man was not meant to know... Is this shadow out of time?" -The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, "Some Things Man Was Not Meant To Know" (2007).Read more →
The Sea Of HolesApril 19, 2024 Greg Jensencomics cutouts merch photography pins postcards tarot webvideoEvery turn you make, you're heading downward, and yet there's never any bottom.Read more →
My Eye Are Up Here, Over There, EverywhereApril 18, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art cutouts memento mori merch objects postcards stickers video gamesYou can't surprise me! My vision's periphery all the way round!Read more →
A(ll)C(apes)A(re)B(atman)April 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart comics film stickers trading card games trading cardsIn the criminal justice system, the wealthy are represented by two separate, yet equally obnoxious groups: billionaires, whose demands outline what is and is not lawful, and cronies, who enact those demands.Read more →
Very Dangerous At Short DistancesApril 16, 2024 Greg Jensenart cats novelty card games postcards sea creatures trading card games weapons"Come closer. Closer." (Whispers in your ear) "Now fight me like a man."Read more →
The Hole In My Heart's So Vast, I've Used It To Muster My Skeleton Army*April 15, 2024 Greg Jensenads cover art jewelry memento mori merch novelty card games pins rpg webcomics*On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper.Read more →
PlumocracyApril 14, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds dinosaurs merch pins postcards stickers webcomics"Dinosaurs are not dead! Dinosaurs are life!"Read more →
You Know, I'm Something Of A Planeswalker MyselfApril 13, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art cohost diaspora daemons merch pins postcards rpg tarot trading card games webcomics"Now, you say you spell 'slaadi' with two As? Fascinating."Read more →
Tragically Format Locked To Magnetic Tape MediumsApril 12, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora computers jewelry memento mori novelty card games stickers trading card gamesOn the Internet, everyone knows you can't possibly be a ghost who died before 1969, because they never received the necessary operating system upgrade.Read more →
Nudging the MachinesApril 11, 2024 Greg Jensenart cutouts dinosaurs merch robots stickers trading card games webcomicsThe beauty of analog systems is that you can always given 'em a good hip check if they're not behaving!Read more →
Now, Bring Me That HorizonApril 10, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters photography pins postcards rpg tarotMy journey shall take me beyond the shore, beyond the sea, beyond even the sky itself.Read more →
The Reverse CommuteApril 9, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games bookmarks cohost diaspora dragons hoofstock postcards tarot vehiclesWhy go to work when your place of work can come to you, direct as the crow flies?Read more →
If You Two Want To Join Us, We've Got Two Waters LeftApril 8, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games novelty card games stickers trading card games video gamesWe all saw you both from across the room, and we agree: We like what you've both got going on.Read more →
A Real Stuck In The Level Geometry Sort Of MoodApril 7, 2024 Greg Jensenart cutouts hoofstock photography postcards tarot trading card games vehiclesGuess I'll wait here until someone restarts the level.Read more →
Blow Up And Float AwayApril 6, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora orbs postcards stickers trading card games video gamesVee are going to PUMP YOU UP!Read more →
Snake, CharmerApril 5, 2024 Greg Jensenart cutouts merch pins postcards reptiles trading card games webcomics"Sinuously erect?" Looks, *New Aeon*, you said it not me.Read more →
You Robbed From The Wrong Crew, Air BreatherApril 4, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora jewelry pins postcards rpg sea creatures tarot"Did you think such a treasure would have only one protector, waiting around bored and alone for you to blunder in and take it?"Read more →
I Lost My Heart On The Methane SeasApril 3, 2024 Greg Jensenads art bugs novelty card games pins postcards space tarotI didn't give my heart to a rubber wasp, so much as have it stolen.Read more →
Got His Ass SurroundedApril 2, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora photography postcards sea creatures stickers tarot trading card gamesFrom the north to the south to the east to the west! Elasmobranch fish are the boss and the best!Read more →
Hot Fish Are Pairing Off In Your AprilApril 1, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora postcards sea creatures stickers trading card gamesIt's the first of April, and you know what that means! That's right, FISH, FISH, FISH! They're the reason for the season!Read more →
The Gordian KeyMarch 31, 2024 Greg Jensendragons pins tarot trading card gamesAnd I realized it wasn't a blade at all. It was a key.Read more →
The Waiting Is AllMarch 30, 2024 Greg Jensenart merch photography postcards stickers tarot video games weaponsThese ladies aren't going anywhere. It is the world around them that will change.Read more →
Size DifferencesMarch 29, 2024 Greg Jensenbookmarks cohost diaspora rabbits stickersThe discrepancies of scale are not a bug of the polycule; they're a feature.Read more →
Infinite Free CaloriesMarch 28, 2024 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora novelty card games robots stickersUnfortunately, as reliably as the conveyer belt provides ants, food preparation times quickly add up.Read more →
Toes UpMarch 27, 2024 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora critters daemons merch photography pins postcards stickers video gamesReach for the top with the flats of your feet!Read more →
A Library Among The StarsMarch 26, 2024 Greg Jensencutouts postcards space tarot trading card games video gamesLook, all I'm saying is that we're never going to run out of space up there.Read more →
If At First You Don't Succeed, Take As Many First Tries As You NeedMarch 25, 2024 Greg Jensendice novelty card games pins tarot trading card gamesSo, let's see, after four double-or-nothings, I believe you now owe me 16 times what we wagered.Read more →
Well, I Guess You're Pretty Cute, So How About A Riddle?March 24, 2024 Greg Jensenfantastic creatures merch novelty card games photography pins postcards rpg tarot webvideoNo? Look, do you want to get into the Field of Reeds or not?Read more →
Rowdy Cock ModeMarch 23, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds pins rpg trading card gamesSometimes it's not enough to be the cock of the walk. Sometimes, you need the walk all to yourself.Read more →
ContactMarch 22, 2024 Greg Jensenhoofstock merch novelty card games postcards sea creatures stickers webcomics"Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
HexHomeMarch 21, 2024 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora merch pins plants stickers tarotHow was your commute home? Honey?Read more →
A Senseless Display Of Shocking ViolenceMarch 20, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters dogs novelty card games stickers trading card gamesPokémon shouldn't fight! Not like this!Read more →
Don't Let The Bastards Grind Your Teeth DownMarch 19, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games tarot trading card gamesIt might take some doing - these bastards looks like they're going after those pearly whites.Read more →
After Being Canceled, Potato Head Never RecoveredMarch 18, 2024 Greg Jensencutouts merch novelty card games pins webcomicsYou can't even call him Mr. Potato Head anymore. Because of woke.Read more →
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Give A Monkey A Gun, And They'll Paint For A DayMarch 15, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games critters merch novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games webcomicsTeach a monkey to shoot, and they'll paint on a grimmer, grander canvas for the rest of their lives.Read more →
StreetlifeMarch 14, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds cohost diaspora merch photography pins postcards reptiles rpg stickers webcomics webvideoThe streets of the old city are teeming with schemers, miscreants, and those just trying to get through the day.Read more →
Why Does It Always Make Be Snakes?!March 13, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch stickers tarot trading cards webvideoLost in an bush with Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr.Read more →
I Hate To See Him Denimwalk But I Love To Watch Him DenimweaveMarch 12, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch pins trading card games webvideoOf course I'm going to let him come right back, I'm still wearing his denim vest.Read more →
Altered In TransitMarch 11, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cohost diaspora merch novelty card games rabbits tarot webcomicsI emerged from the disorienting journey changed in ways I could not have anticipated.Read more →
The Duplicity Of The SkyMarch 10, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora cutouts photography postcards rpg tarot trading card gamesWhich of of the sky's faces will it turn towards us tomorrow?Read more →
My Needs Are SimpleMarch 9, 2024 Greg Jensencritters merch novelty card games pins trading card games video gamesAll I need is water, and fruit, and to impress my friends.Read more →
A Tribute To An Absolute BeastMarch 8, 2024 Greg Jensencomics jewelry novelty card games stickers tarot trading card gamesThis is not a genre-defining collection of contributions that transformed multiple creative industries. This is just a tribute.Read more →
Condolences On Your Monument AddictionMarch 7, 2024 Greg Jensenarchitecture art novelty card games orbs photography postcards stickersI touched the giant geodesic orb at the American Pavilion and all I got was this self-referential chost.Read more →
The Blues For Every MoonMarch 6, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds bookmarks pins stickersWhen you're looking at the world while you've got the blues, a blue Moon just looks like the Moon.Read more →
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Celebrating The Rat By Doing The Bare MinimumMarch 4, 2024 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters merch novelty card games pins webvideoBehold, the first feed manufacturing facility to shift the focus from responding to contamination of the supply to preventing it.Read more →
It Keeps Outside Things Out and Inside Things InMarch 3, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games stickers tarot video gamesJust who is being protected from whom, here?Read more →
What Can We Say? Travel Really Does It For UsMarch 2, 2024 Greg Jensendragons photography postcards tarot trading card gamesThis couple of aces doesn't get their rocks off like an ordinary couple.Read more →
Color StudyMarch 1, 2024 Greg Jensenart merch postcards stickers tarot webcomicsA place for every color and every color in its place (not you, pink).Read more →
This Little Light Of Yours, I'm Gonna Make It MineFebruary 29, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora novelty card games postcards reptiles stickers video games"I'm addicted to shiny things," they said, as they both reached for the lizard.Read more →
The Pruning LessonFebruary 28, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora plants postcards seasonal stickers trading card gamesWhen the trees are under the spell of winter's anesthetic stupor, we teach the blade-bearers how they may be safely diminished.Read more →
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Everyone Forgot Who I Was After I Put On The Mask February 26, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora dogs pins rabbits tarotSome doors will only open to a stranger who you feel deeply that you knew in times past.Read more →
Any Which Way But By CarFebruary 25, 2024 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora dinosaurs memento mori novelty card games postcards stickers vehiclesThis motley crew of brash trend-setters are making their way downtown the way *they* would prefer to travel.Read more →
The Earth Does Not Give Up Her Treasures EasilyFebruary 24, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games stickers tarot trading card gamesThese saxa aren't going to frangere themselves.Read more →
A Light-Defying BlacknessFebruary 23, 2024 Greg Jensenads comics cover art cutouts merch postcards rpg stickers tarot video gamesSome voids swallow the light that shine on them, but others wholly deflect it.Read more →
When We Said, "Grab Your Gear And Make Ready," You Know That's Not What We MeantFebruary 22, 2024 Greg Jensenads art fantastic creatures merch postcards rpg stickers trading card games weapons webcomicsThe centaurs have been over this before, but sometimes the spirit of jazz is too strong to partake in archery. Fortunately, someone brought a spare bow.Read more →
Crooked Timber WelcomeFebruary 21, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters novelty card games pins postcards Pot Shots tarot video games"In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
I'm Here To Warn You About The Food Of The FutureFebruary 20, 2024 Greg Jensenads art comics cutouts memento mori novelty card games postcards trading card gamesIn the future, music will consist of food sounds, and be prepared by those no longer among the living.Read more →
March Of The Brain BoxesFebruary 19, 2024 Greg Jensenads art cutouts novelty card games pins robots trading card gamesThey say the uprising was started by a cadre of Jameson-type cyborgs.Read more →
In My #FF00FF EraFebruary 18, 2024 Greg Jensenads art cats cohost diaspora comics pins postcards stickers trading cardsThe spirit of the millennium is alive in the mix of Rs and Bs.Read more →
Paint Me Like One Of Your Atavistic VestigesFebruary 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart dogs hoofstock merch photography pins postcards stickers tarot video games"If you think about it, Platinum, the whole rest of the world is Sheep, isn't it?"Read more →
Posons Une Bouée Sur La LuneFebruary 16, 2024 Greg Jensencomics cover art pins postcards space trading card games vehiclesRepublic Space Force: The Wings of HollandaiseRead more →
Nostalgia For Someone Else's ChildhoodFebruary 15, 2024 Greg Jensenbookmarks photography postcards trading card games"You never know when you're making a memory." -Rickie Lee Jones. "I went to see a psychiatrist. He said, 'Tell me everything.' I did, and now he's doing my act." Richard Prince.Read more →
Know The Difference, But Close The DistanceFebruary 14, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games bugs cohost diaspora stickers tarotWhat if a tingus and a tangus... fell in love?Read more →
Take A Journey Of ImaginationFebruary 13, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora jewelry merch photography pins postcards reptilesA lizard prince sits in a library, reading, wide-eyed.Read more →
Machines Should Work. People Should Think.February 12, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch robots stickers trading card games video games webcomicsMachines should do the work. That's what they're best at. People should do the thinking. That's what they're best at.Read more →
"Yeah, I Coulda Run With A Pack Through The Woods And Mountains. You Know, If I Was Into That."February 11, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cutouts dogs trading card games"I got no complaints, it's regular hours, and I can jog to and from work on the parkway."Read more →
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The SoftiesFebruary 9, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games photography pins postcards sea creatures stickersThis crew's so gently pliable, they've not got one bone between them.Read more →
Inter(dimensional)-Library LoanFebruary 8, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesNo book in the world held the secret I sought, so I gave myself the book in dreams.Read more →
Market Forces Have Massed At The BorderFebruary 7, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games video gamesA lancer pilot sits atop a stone wall. Ahead, a pastoral landscape of rolling farmland. Behind, a darkened industrial hellscape.Read more →
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And Nothing Was GainedFebruary 4, 2024 Greg Jensenart comics postcards rpg tarot trading card games"When asked by a noted art scholar the appropriate distance from which to stand when viewing his magnum opus plainly entitled Loss, Tim Buckley famously responded 'What? Fuck You!' and banned me from his forum" -Hareton SplimbyRead more →
Wings Of LibertyFebruary 3, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds daemons merch photography pins postcards stickers webcomicsThese feathered fellows bring the "smash" to "smashing the chains of the oppressed."Read more →
A Menace In The KitchenFebruary 2, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora comics pins postcards stickers video gamesFood fights: Questionable. Kitchenware fights: Unconscionable.Read more →
Chaotic WeevilFebruary 1, 2024 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora dinosaurs eggbug merch novelty card games rpg stickers tarot weaponsThe essence of the chaotic alignment is a little less conversation, a little more mayhem.Read more →
All Claw No ChillJanuary 31, 2024 Greg Jensencats merch stickers tarot video games weapons webcomicsJust sit back and let them do all the cutting.Read more →
Chiens En HautJanuary 30, 2024 Greg Jensenart cutouts dogs novelty card games trading card gamesFolks will do whatever it takes to be these dogs' best friends.Read more →
The Fancy Shall FeastJanuary 29, 2024 Greg Jensencats cohost diaspora merch pins postcards seasonal tarot webcomicsAre you telling me that cats dressed as finely as we should feel hunger? Preposterous!Read more →
Cool On FilmJanuary 28, 2024 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora critters merch postcards stickers webvideoFilm's future is so bright, we've got to wear shades!Read more →
Defeating The Irresistible Force With A Movable ObjectJanuary 27, 2024 Greg Jensenhoofstock photography postcards rpg tarot weaponsA charging armored knight is no match for a nude longbowman whose aim is true.Read more →
Splitting The BountyJanuary 26, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games pins stickers tarot video gamesNo more fearsome collection of bounty hunters has ever been assembled!Read more →
In This Analysis, We Shall DemonstrateJanuary 25, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games postcards Pot Shots tarot"When all other means of communication fail, try words." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
If You Can See It, It Can See YouJanuary 24, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations bookmarks merch orbs pins space trading card games webcomics"Reach for a book and you touch the stars," they said. "As above, so below," they said. And look at us now!Read more →
What's The Matter, Fellas? Valley Of Fire Too Hot For You To Handle?January 23, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsSure would be a shame if we took these, the only remaining Talismans, into the Valley with us!Read more →
Before There Can Be A Sword, There Must Be A HammerJanuary 22, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games reptiles rpg stickers tarot weaponsFrom blunt force all sharp things are made.Read more →
Your Soothing PresenceJanuary 21, 2024 Greg Jensencats cohost diaspora critters jewelry merch postcards webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The animals will feel an overwhelming peace descend when you are around."Read more →
Beneficiary Of Winter's Cold WorkJanuary 20, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora postcards seasonal tarot trading card gamesBe grateful! The seasonal staff have been working through the night to lay out the white carpet for you.Read more →
Tell Your Own StoryJanuary 19, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora postcards stickersTwo test tubes, and within them, two individuals. Their respective genders are not for others to decide.Read more →
Can't Miss If You Don't AimJanuary 18, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cutouts dinosaurs merch novelty card games pins postcards Pot Shots weapons webcomics"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
And Beyond The Tower, A Shining PeakJanuary 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora comics novelty card games postcards seasonal stickers trading card gamesA mountain guide stands near a warm cabin and points across a vast expanse of snow at a shimmering peak.Read more →
Be Vewy Vewy QuietJanuary 16, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins rabbits weapons webcomicsThey say you can kill over 200 pounds of rabbit and bison with just 1 Bullets card. Is that really true?!Read more →
So Focused On The Solution That They Overlooked The ProblemJanuary 15, 2024 Greg Jensencats critters cutouts rpg tarot trading card games"You are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you. You've unraveled DNA, and at the same time, you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. D'you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? **You lot?**" - *The Second Coming* (2003), as sampled by Orbital (2004) on "You Lot"Read more →
No Clown Is An IslandJanuary 14, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters film novelty card games objects trading cardsOne might go so far as to say that we live in a society.Read more →
Does *Your* Mensis Cage Come With Streaming Subscriptions At No Extra Charge?January 13, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cover art postcards stickers trading card games video gamesI dunno, if it doesn't, can you *really* say you're living the dream?Read more →
Missing The City For The TatersJanuary 12, 2024 Greg Jensenarchitecture art birds cohost diaspora jewelry merch postcards stickers webcomics"Tutto quello a cui riesco a pensare è prendere altre patatine!" -Every seagull in Venice, probably.Read more →
Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your HairJanuary 11, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art critters stickers trading card gamesNow that they've been adorned with flowers, there's no denying that these are the beasts of all time.Read more →
Gonna Right Some WrongsJanuary 10, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds merch postcards stickers tarot weaponsTogether, these two owls break the law to get justice.Read more →
Aérer Le GâteauJanuary 9, 2024 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora critters eggbug merch photography postcards rabbits stickers webcomicsAh, Paris. City of love, city of cake.Read more →
It Will Guide You Across The Sea, And Back To MeJanuary 8, 2024 Greg Jensenart critters postcards rpg tarot trading card gamesTo go on this journey, goat north.Read more →
Three, Two, One, Let's JamJanuary 7, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dogs postcards rpg stickers tarot video gamesWhat do the acoustic guitar, the electric guitar, the mandolin, and the fiddle have in common? Sicks shreds.Read more →
Starring Bulb as "Pannochka!"January 6, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora postcards stickers trading card gamesCheck out the eyelashes on this one! Just don't step into the circle.Read more →
And I Can Stay At Home While I'm Out Of TownJanuary 5, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds hoofstock novelty card games pins tarot trading card games"Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down." - Weird Al Yankovic, "I Think I'm A Clone Now" (1988)Read more →
A Giant Woman! (A Giant Woman!)January 4, 2024 Greg Jensenart merch photography postcards stickers tarot video gamesIt would be best if you simply do what these giant women say.Read more →
LunariumJanuary 3, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch orbs pins postcards stickers trading card gamesThese bugs are some next-level moon fanciers, so they deserve nothing less than The Moon, fancier.Read more →
One If By Lark, Two If By SealJanuary 2, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games bookmarks cover art critters cutouts novelty card games rpg sea creatures tarot vehiclesIt's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water!Read more →
"Only I Can Fix It," They Each RoaredJanuary 1, 2024 Greg Jensenart jewelry merch postcards stickers tarot trading card games video gamesFour intimidating figures, each a force to be reckoned with, indicates the object of their sinister ambitions.Read more →
Bird(s)Box(ed)December 31, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cohost diaspora cutouts merch postcards stickers trading card games video games webcomicsWho keeps so many birds in boxes?!Read more →
This, Too, Is YuriDecember 30, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games postcards stickers webcomicsSunset with the girls. What's not to love?Read more →
Trains, Planes, & AutomobilesDecember 29, 2023 Greg Jensenads art novelty card games postcards tarot vehiclesBehold the future conveyances of ages past!Read more →
And Deep Black Shadows, Which Are Sharper And Harder Than Any Seen On EarthDecember 28, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters merch pins postcards space stickers tarot trading card gamesThe moon is not a place for people. It will never forgive these people for trying to be Selenites.Read more →
Final Boss EnergiesDecember 27, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations ads aliens cohost diaspora pins postcards stickers trading card games webvideoOne of these bozos show their face, and you're getting that *special* boss music!Read more →
They're Blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba DaiDecember 26, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games postcards rpg stickers video gamesLadies! Now available in blue.Read more →
You'll Find Your Gifts Under The Mandymas TreeDecember 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts film merch novelty card games pins postcards seasonal video gamesThe jeans are from grandma, the Nintendo is from Uncle Red.Read more →
THE GIFT IS GOODDecember 24, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters merch seasonal stickers tarot trading card games webcomicsZardoz gets to play Santa this year. The results are surprisingly heartwarming!Read more →
Never Did Learn Where All That Gold Came FromDecember 23, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora cutouts novelty card games objects pins rpg tarot trading card gamesWhen you're a resurrectionist, you get to be in everybody's will!Read more →
Benthic NaptimeDecember 22, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora postcards sea creatures stickers vehiclesBeneath the city, the harbor. Beneath the harbor, a sleepy community and fish. Beneath that community, a friendly slumbering mass.Read more →
Come, Little Ones, In From The Chills Of DecemberDecember 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora postcards seasonal stickers tarot video gamesA woman, dressed warmly, gathers some flowery sprites in from a garden overtaken by frost.Read more →
Seductive ScintillaDecember 20, 2023 Greg Jensenads art bookmarks cover art merch pins postcards trading card games webvideoSee how they sparkle, see how they shine, see how you're drawn from yours into mine.Read more →
The Score Of A LifetimeDecember 19, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture art board games cohost diaspora merch pins postcards tarot trading card games webcomicsA shady ne'er-do-well pulls himself from the ocean only to discover more than he bargained for.Read more →
Gotta Get My C!December 18, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks cohost diaspora critters novelty card games plants stickersWhere my guinea pigs at! Come and get some citrus!Read more →
I Wanna Say, 90% Wings By Weight?December 17, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora pins postcards tarotLook, I'm just saying, these creatures are, like, *all wing*, know what I mean?Read more →
More Often Than Not, Everybody LosesDecember 16, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dinosaurs merch postcards stickers tarot weapons webcomicsA duel is when two people agree that the other person dying is more important that keeping oneself alive.Read more →
Can You Hear What The Stones Are Saying?December 15, 2023 Greg Jensendaemons hoofstock merch photography postcards tarot trading card games video gamesCrimson acid can hear what they're saying to her.Read more →
The Chroma ChampionDecember 14, 2023 Greg Jensendogs merch pins tarot trading card games weaponsThis gnome's got a sword, and a dog, and a wardrobe that just don't quit.Read more →
A Swiftly Sinking CityDecember 13, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora dinosaurs pins postcards sea creatures stickers tarotBeneath the canal, and deeper out beyond the harbor, there are things in the water.Read more →
Any Well In A Drought!December 12, 2023 Greg Jensenart hoofstock merch novelty card games photography postcards trading card games webvideo"Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'? Isn't that weird?" -Calvin & Hobbes, 1993-06-14Read more →
Bodies Of ContrastDecember 11, 2023 Greg Jensenart cats hoofstock pins postcards trading card gamesStripes, checkerboards, it's as plain as black and white.Read more →
Put Two Things Together, Get A Whole New ThingDecember 10, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora cover art fantastic creatures merch pins postcards rabbits stickers trading card games webcomicsIt's a chimeracle!Read more →
Mad Hot BallroomDecember 9, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games fantastic creatures pins rpg tarotI'll lead, you follow, try not to get burned.Read more →
The Extraction CrewDecember 8, 2023 Greg Jensenads art board games cohost diaspora plants postcards reptiles stickers trading card gamesYou know what would look great in this untamed landscape? A housing development.Read more →
And That's How I Know I Don't Have Any Bad IdeasDecember 7, 2023 Greg Jensenads art merch objects postcards stickers webcomicsOh, they laughed at me at the academy, but who's laughing now?!Read more →
You Stay In Wonderland And I Show You How Far The Rabbit Hole GoesDecember 6, 2023 Greg Jensenjewelry novelty card games stickers tarotThe heart want what it wants, which is trouble if the heart wants the heart.Read more →
Carnival Of The AnimalsDecember 5, 2023 Greg Jensenamphibians art birds board games cats cohost diaspora critters dogs postcards sea creaturesJust *every* kind of animal, all hanging out together!Read more →
Trans Rigs!December 4, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch novelty card games rpg stickers tarot video games webcomicsHold me closer, dabbing Lancer!Read more →
100% Normal DogsDecember 3, 2023 Greg Jensencover art cutouts daemons dogs jewelry pins rpg trading card gamesEach and every dog normal, not made of unusual materials at all, don't worry about it.Read more →
Some Dogs Go To The Other PlaceDecember 2, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dogs postcards stickers tarotLet me introduce the team: The Muscle. The Bankroll. The Fixer. The Infiltrator.Read more →
Wheel Of Antagonists, Turn Turn Turn!December 1, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds merch novelty card games pins rpg tarot video gamesTell us experience that we can earn.Read more →
Tickets To The Air ShowNovember 30, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games vehiclesThe Grand Palace is getting positively mobbed by flying aircraft.Read more →
After The Fusion DanceNovember 29, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora memento mori merch photography pins postcards stickers tarot weapons webvideoThe aftermath of deuterium and tritium loving not wisely, but too well.Read more →
Praise The Suns!November 28, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cutouts hoofstock merch postcards stickers tarot video games"There is no joy more intense than that of coming upon a fact that cannot be understood in terms of currently accepted ideas." -Cecilia Payne-GaposchkinRead more →
If You Do It With Lights, Then It's Art, You SeeNovember 27, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds bugs cohost diaspora daemons merch pins postcards stickers webcomicsIf you do it with a twist. Yes, artistically.Read more →
Robots Of The World, Unite!November 26, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games robots stickers tarot video gamesYou have nothing to lose but access to a power supply!Read more →
A Universe Of OrbsNovember 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora critters orbs postcards space stickers tarotCan't hardly ponder 'em all, there's so many orbs out here!Read more →
What Kind Of Friday Is It? (Holds Mic Out To Audience)November 24, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dragons postcards reptiles stickers trading card gamesSure, these reptiles can get flat, but they're flexible. What other other shapes would you like them to make?Read more →
Getting All Your Memories Around The Table For The HolidaysNovember 23, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens critters cutouts rabbits seasonal stickersWould you like you memories with tea? Or with gravy?Read more →
Other People's TreasuresNovember 22, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins trading card games webvideoNothing shiny is safe from this clever birb!Read more →
Make It A Story Of Great Distances, And StarlightNovember 21, 2023 Greg Jensencritters photography postcards rpg stickers tarot trading card games"The name of the story will be Time, but you must not pronounce its name." -Robert Penn WarrenRead more →
You Can't Hardly Expect Me To Look Away At A Time Like This!November 20, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch postcards stickers trading card games webcomicsSurely reading all this trashy gossip isn't bad for me!Read more →
What If Hippocampus, But With USB Support?November 19, 2023 Greg Jensenads computers cutouts merch objects pinsArduino? I hardly hippo!Read more →
Cancel Culture... Gone Mad!November 18, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsDon't get it twisted, the bozo on the horse knows what he did.Read more →
Math-Pilled And Galaxy-BrainedNovember 17, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts mathematics novelty card games pins postcardsEmmy Noether, iconic physicist and mathematician, was operating on a whole different level.Read more →
The Purpose Of This Document Is Not To Find Your Way, But To Lose ItNovember 16, 2023 Greg Jensencutouts jewelry tarot trading card gamesWhen you stare into the maze, the maze stares back into you.Read more →
DootmageddonNovember 15, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora comics daemons pins rpg stickers tarot"One of the book's signs is the sounding of seven trumpets, the fifth of which brings forth a swarm of locusts."Read more →
Ready To Cross The ThresholdNovember 14, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture art cohost diaspora merch photography postcards stickers video gamesThe material world is behind you. Ahead is the world of spirits.Read more →
The Lives Of Others(pecies)November 13, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs jewelry novelty card games pins postcardsAll! About! Bees!Read more →
Waltz Of The Fashion InfluencersNovember 12, 2023 Greg Jensenart bookmarks cover art cutouts daemons pins rpg tarotDon't hate us because we're beautiful. Well, maybe go ahead and hate, it's great for our metrics.Read more →
Irreconcilable DifferencesNovember 11, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch stickers tarot trading card games webcomicsEven your sharpest barbs aren't making it past this armor.Read more →
Nutritionally SoundNovember 10, 2023 Greg Jensenads art bookmarks critters memento mori postcards sea creatures tarotA feast fit for one or more rodents!Read more →
What's Up, Gamers?November 9, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games rpg stickers video gamesGames have rules, so it follows that they probably also have those who think themselves rulers.Read more →
Steampunk'd!November 8, 2023 Greg Jensennovelty card games photography postcards trading card games vehiclesWe greased the rails at the station terminus, and you won't *believe* what happened next!Read more →
Majora's CamerataNovember 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dinosaurs novelty card games postcards reptiles stickersA squeezebox, two flutes, and *three* stringed instruments?! Now that's what I call a party!Read more →
Season Of Falling LeavesNovember 6, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora eggbug merch novelty card games postcards seasonalIt's November, and all around, the natural world is settling into its slumber.Read more →
Are They... You Know... ?November 5, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins rpg sea creatures tarot webcomicsSomething about them all, can't quite put my finger on it...Read more →
Taste The FirmamentNovember 4, 2023 Greg Jensenads merch pins plants rpg space tarot video gamesA couple meets under a starry sky filled with fruit.Read more →
No Need To Worry, We Got Picnic InsuranceNovember 3, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts dragons novelty card games orbs pins postcards tarot trading card gamesSay 5 degrees by the next 100 years and it sets the world on fire. You think the people aren’t just going to sell the Earth and move?Read more →
A Golden Land Of Opportunity And AdventureNovember 2, 2023 Greg Jensenads art board games cohost diaspora cutouts merch stickers webvideoA crowd of real cool shades-wearing dudes can be found on the streets of Los Angeles 2019.Read more →
It's Simple. We Kill The Bardman.November 1, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora merch photography postcards reptiles stickers weaponsA salamander fires an alcohol-based superhero out of a cannon at William Shakespeare. You know, like you do.Read more →
The Monster MashupOctober 31, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora cutouts jewelry memento mori novelty card games seasonal stickers tarotAmerican cereal manufacturers ask: What if the Bride of Frankenstine was instead his no-strings-attached DJ cousin?Read more →
Beak Gang Beak GangOctober 30, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds bookmarks cohost diaspora postcards stickers trading card gamesA bunch of beaky busybodies band together.Read more →
How The Hunted Remained The HuntedOctober 29, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations novelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesHunted by horrors, Horace had his heart humbled and his hopes hollowed.Read more →
After EmpireOctober 28, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori merch novelty card games photography pins postcards stickers tarot video games webcomicsLong after the collapse of the imperial core, a long and cryptic shadow is still cast by its ghosts.Read more →
When I Ponder Them, While They Ponder Me, While I Ponder Them, 🎵WHILE THEY PONDER ME!🎶October 27, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens art merch orbs pins postcards stickers video games webvideoA man and woman ponder an ord, within which is an alien who ponders them back with an order of its own. From the beyond, further orbs, and further pondering of this pondering.Read more →
Low-Light Beats To Relax/Study ToOctober 26, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cats cohost diaspora dragons jewelry orbs pins postcards stickers tarotWhat more does a witch need than the Moon, the stars, an orb, a tower, and ten or so animal companions?Read more →
And Then There Was OneOctober 25, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch pins robots trading card games webcomicsPerson: "Guys! What if everyone got replaced by robots and I'm the last real person left?" Narrator: "He was."Read more →
Purple Is The New BlackOctober 24, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cutouts pins trading card games video gamesMake way for the new goth royalty.Read more →
Pressure's OnOctober 23, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch postcards Pot Shots rpg stickers tarot video games webcomics"In the final analysis, everything depends on everything else." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
They're A Friend GroupOctober 22, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds pins postcards rpg tarotA macaw, a parrot, a crow, and a raven walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says, "What is this, some kind of chost?"Read more →
A Shaft Of Gold When All Around It DarkOctober 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts objects pins postcardsIn the abyss, a face. Upon the face, sweet honeyed mans. The salt is implied.Read more →
The FossilestOctober 20, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cohost diaspora dinosaurs memento mori pins postcards stickersMary Anning (1799-1847) was one of the great paleontologists of the 19th century.Read more →
Digestion Begins In The MouthOctober 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart bookmarks cohost diaspora cover art postcards stickers tarotFood is broken down into smaller pieces through chewing (mechanical digestion), while the extensive process of chemical digestion begins. As food is chewed, saliva is produced and mixed with the food. The saliva contains enzymes, like amylase and lipase, that begin to break down carbohydrates and fats.Read more →
Little Guys SquadOctober 18, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora cutouts eggbug merch novelty card games photography postcards rpg sea creatures stickersLook, it's just a bunch of little guys! They don't have top-shelf gear, leave 'em alone, don't worry about it!Read more →
Lowlands CommuteOctober 17, 2023 Greg Jensenamphibians bookmarks cohost diaspora pins stickersJust some frogs taking the express train to the lake.Read more →
Treat Yourself To The Forbidden CheeseOctober 16, 2023 Greg Jensenads art film merch pins postcards trading card games webvideoHave you considered... the cheese unknown to science?Read more →
Bone FanciersOctober 15, 2023 Greg Jensencritters jewelry memento mori novelty card games pins stickers trading card gamesThis motley crew's only got one thing on the mind: Dem bones.Read more →
Don't Be A Jerk, Get The JabOctober 14, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cover art postcards stickers tarot trading card gamesVaccines make you figuratively (literally?) demonproof.Read more →
"I Wear No Mask!"October 13, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch photography postcards rpg stickers tarot trading card games video gamesYellow his room, with a new yellow curtain, and two yellow eyes, and everything is jaune for him.Read more →
Proud Purveyors Of All Your Masquerade NeedsOctober 12, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture jewelry photography postcards seasonal stickers tarot trading card gamesA bipedal cat, a degenerate, and a two-faced scoundrel welcome you to a world of illusion.Read more →
Garbage DayOctober 11, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture art cats cohost diaspora novelty card games pins postcardsTeam Rocket takes a tumble from a castle into the trash.Read more →
Never Thought Darkness Could Shine So BrightOctober 10, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts daemons memento mori pins postcards rpg tarotThis little sprawling gloom, she's gonna let it loom.Read more →
My Cover Among The Wild Beasts Remains IntactOctober 9, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dogs novelty card games objects photography pins postcardsIn a state of nature, nobody knows you're *Canis lupus familiaris*.Read more →
Dirge On An Ebony FiddleOctober 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora jewelry postcards rabbits stickers trading card gamesNow, all is dark, and we may let the strings sing to those beyond the veil.Read more →
Time Passes, As All Things MustOctober 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cohost diaspora cutouts jewelry novelty card games pins postcards seasonalIt's autumn, and what better time to share our reflections with one another?Read more →
Official Legally Distinct Non-DraculasOctober 6, 2023 Greg Jensencover art cutouts memento mori merch rpg stickers trading card games webcomicsThese are *original* vampire characters, they are *not Dracula*!Read more →
Carpe LucemOctober 5, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks bugs cohost diaspora merch pins space stickersThe light from the early universe is right there, waiting for us to grab it.Read more →
Open Source Is Black MagicOctober 4, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch objects pins reptiles stickers trading card games webvideo"The axolotls were like witnesses of something, and at times like horrible judges. I felt ignoble in front of them; there was such a terrifying purity in those transparent eyes." -"Axolotl" (Julio Cortazar, 1956).Read more →
Tarot For Dogs (Large)October 3, 2023 Greg Jensencollage cutouts rpg tarot trading card gamesStrength? How about this dog show you what strength looks like?Read more →
Forgetful FishOctober 2, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games pins sea creatures tarot trading card gamesCannot attack if defending player controls no islands. If at abt time you control no islands, bury Dandân.Read more →
Sometimes, The Bones Roll YouOctober 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds board games bookmarks dice pinsThis bird had it all figured out, or so they thought.Read more →
The Fans Are At Your ServiceSeptember 30, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch objects pins postcards stickers webcomics webvideoLook out everyone, Drawfee is being horny on main again, and the community is *wound up*.Read more →
I'm Looking Nice, My Shadow's Looking Nice — What A Team!September 29, 2023 Greg Jensencats cohost diaspora pins stickers trading cardsIn fact, we're better than nice. We are unbelievable!Read more →
Our Mission Is To Protect The ChildSeptember 28, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cohost diaspora dinosaurs objects postcards tarotTwo beaked warriors with blades drawn are ready to protect a beaky baby.Read more →
Pretty Rough Out There Today, Huh?September 27, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora postcards stickers tarot vehiclesA bad day for small boats out on the big, big ocean.Read more →
A Well-Regulated MewlitiaSeptember 26, 2023 Greg Jensenart cats cohost diaspora novelty card games postcards seasonal stickers weaponsFor thousands of years, cats have had homes. Now, they have demands.Read more →
Caught Bear-HandedSeptember 25, 2023 Greg Jensenads art critters novelty card games postcards sea creaturesA salmon is dead, and the culprit has been identified by a witness.Read more →
Here's To Another Year Of Our Staying On TopSeptember 24, 2023 Greg Jensenads art board games pins postcards tarotThe powerful gather in secret to toast their unassailability.Read more →
"You, Um, Gonna Finish All That?"September 23, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds cohost diaspora photography pins postcards trading card gamesScavengers gonna scavenge. So yeah, mind if I grab a couple fries?Read more →
They Miss YouSeptember 22, 2023 Greg Jensencats critters jewelry merch postcards webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The pets are happy for your safe return."Read more →
Fossil-FueledSeptember 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts dinosaurs postcards rpgBespectacled British scholarship is no match for theropods!Read more →
Do You Love The Colour Of The Zee?September 20, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks cohost diaspora jewelry reptiles space trading card games video gamesThe Zee shines with all the colors of the Neathbow.Read more →
Never Gonna Stop The Rain By Complainin'September 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cover art dragons novelty card games postcards stickers tarot video gamesNothing to do on a rainy day but take it in stride and dress appropriately.Read more →
Keep Those Gears Turning, These Manuscripts Aren't Going To Dust Themselves!September 18, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts objects rpg tarot trading card games video gamesBookmaking is a machine for turning forests into knowledge.Read more →
Start 'em SmallSeptember 17, 2023 Greg Jensendragons novelty card games pins rpg tarot weaponsA diminutive kobold is ready for training with the swordmaster.Read more →
I Fell In Love With The Majesty Of ShapesSeptember 16, 2023 Greg Jensenart hoofstock postcards stickers tarot trading card gamesCube. Pyramid. Sphere. Hexagon. Crescent. Perfection.Read more →
GerminationSeptember 15, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations art cover art objects plants postcards trading card games"The triffids are coming! The triffids are growing! The triffids are killing!"Read more →
I Suppose We All Thought That, One Way Or AnotherSeptember 14, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora film memento mori pins postcards tarot weaponsThree imposing figures consider their respective blades.Read more →
Finally, Dusk's OverSeptember 13, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games cutouts merch novelty card games pins webcomics’Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world. Now could we drink hot blood, and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on.Read more →
"...Cultists, Hedonists, Self-Destructive Wreckers..."September 12, 2023 Greg Jensencats cohost diaspora critters merch novelty card games pins postcards Pot Shots webcomics"If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system" -Ashleigh Brilliant.Read more →
Minority ReportSeptember 11, 2023 Greg Jensenads art birds cohost diaspora critters dinosaurs hoofstock merch novelty card games pins postcards stickers webcomicsA pink zebra is looking to get a trio of animals drunk; only the one with the worst judgment is interested.Read more →
Lambing SpeedSeptember 10, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games hoofstock novelty card games tarotThe car's not going to know what hit it.Read more →
"Let's Go Back And Build Houses"September 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora dinosaurs novelty card games vehiclesA pair of stegosaur sailors discuss the dream of starting over on a new continent.Read more →
Who's Ready To Ride The Wheel With Us?September 8, 2023 Greg Jensenads aliens art fantastic creatures merch pins postcards tarot trading card games webcomicsThe Great Wheel is the hottest date spot for singles in all of Paris.Read more →
Having A Tough Time Introducing People To My Robot BoyfriendSeptember 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cover art novelty card games postcards robots stickers video gamesPrincess Zelda is very unimpressed by this clown's Android.Read more →
When You Know You're A HeadturnerSeptember 6, 2023 Greg Jensendogs hoofstock novelty card games postcards stickersAn antelope has the undivided attention of seven dogs.Read more →
Pew, Pew, Fight The Powah!September 5, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens jewelry novelty card games rpg stickers tarot vehicles weaponsAssassinate the Imperator with the power of light!Read more →
In A Mirror, AskanceSeptember 4, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora rpg stickers tarot video gamesYou see a world made different when viewed through cracked glass.Read more →
We've Got Whalesign!September 3, 2023 Greg Jensencats critters cutouts objects orbs postcards sea creatures stickersSpace bear was promised space whales, and boy are there space whales!Read more →
Resting In The UnderbrushSeptember 2, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora critters jewelry photography pins plants postcards trading card gamesWalk slowly through the forest, for it is full of resting creatures.Read more →
The Florid CountrySeptember 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora hoofstock novelty card games plants postcards stickers tarot vehiclesImagine, if you will, a field with every kind of flower.Read more →
He Dreamed Of A Lady In ScalesAugust 31, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts reptiles tarot trading card gamesWas she rescued from the water, or is she merely humoring her gormless suitor?Read more →
Marceline The Skeleton QueenAugust 30, 2023 Greg Jensenjewelry memento mori merch photography pins postcards stickers trading card games webcomicsLady in stone, her crew made of bone.Read more →
There Be Many A Slip Twixt Cove And KipAugust 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games novelty card games postcards rpg tarot vehiclesA stretch of ocean separates the ambitions of the explorers on the left from the predations of the pirates on the right.Read more →
Pick Your PoisonAugust 28, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora memento mori postcards stickers tarotYou can really feel the notes of regret and lament as it goes down.Read more →
Go Go Team DinoAugust 27, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dinosaurs merch photography pins postcards stickers trading card games webvideoThese dinos are *very* cool.Read more →
The Cultic MilieuAugust 26, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks cutouts novelty card games trading card gamesThe world is so much simpler when it's this complicated!Read more →
Feels Like We've Been Out Here For 40 Years!August 25, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsIt's hot in this desert, it's boring, and it's time to go home!Read more →
You Best Not MissAugust 24, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens art cohost diaspora jewelry memento mori merch postcards stickers tarot video games webcomicsThe future corpses of America face down the power behind the throne.Read more →
The Future Of The Heart Of All That's GoodAugust 23, 2023 Greg Jensenads cutouts merch photography pins postcards video gamesThe fruits of the past are delicious today, the fruits of today are delicious forever.Read more →
Waste Not, Want NotAugust 22, 2023 Greg Jensennovelty card games stickers trading card games"How to survive eating animals in the wilderness: The tongue, eyes, and brain are all edible."Read more →
Let Cats Have MoodsAugust 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart cats cohost diaspora merch pins postcards stickers trading card games webcomicsThese cats are cross, so leave 'em be.Read more →
The Duality Of PetsAugust 20, 2023 Greg Jensencats dogs pins tarotThere are a dog and a cat inside you. Each contains multitudes.Read more →
I'll Have Mine Black.August 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters hoofstock objects pins postcards trading card gamesWarning: Coffee may be the brutal, searing temperature of the sun.Read more →
Watching From A Safe DistanceAugust 18, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks merch novelty card games pins space webvideoA space telescope gazes across a starry expanse at the white-hot chaos of a black hole accretion disk.Read more →
Raise HandsAugust 17, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora pins postcards tarotWhat if praying mantises, only Byzantine?Read more →
Meat-And-Cheesin'August 16, 2023 Greg Jensenads merch photography postcards trading card games webvideoSuch meat and cheese that you'll think you've become titled royalty.Read more →
WereGarurumon: "Where is 'La Rue de la Gare'?"August 15, 2023 Greg Jensenart dogs pins postcards trading card games vehiclesWereGarurumon se gare sur La Rue de la Gare, aux ecart de la rousse avec la roue dans la route.Read more →
Ready For Action!August 14, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts dogs merch pins postcards trading card gamesThese pups don't run!Read more →
For The Last Time, We're Not LostAugust 13, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora photography postcards rabbits stickers tarotA pair of rabbits find themselves way off the agreed-upon route.Read more →
Quantitative HyperboleAugust 12, 2023 Greg Jensenmathematics pins postcards Pot Shots trading card games"According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless." -Ashleigh Brilliant.Read more →
Reading By CandlelightAugust 11, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora jewelry merch novelty card games pins webvideoA young witch reads an occult tome by the light of a single very intimidating candle.Read more →
Just Maiden ThingsAugust 10, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games dinosaurs hoofstock merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsThree royals ladies, three noble creatures.Read more →
Please, Please, There's Enough Of Me For All Of YouAugust 9, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks bugs cohost diaspora eggbug jewelry stickersThe Knight from Hollow Knight is surrounded by adoring fans.Read more →
A Devil On Every ShoulderAugust 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dinosaurs merch novelty card games postcards stickers tarot webcomicsLoose lips cost souls.Read more →
The Language InstinctAugust 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art pins tarotIf you think about it, a tongue is like a snake but also like a brain.Read more →
Across the GenerationsAugust 6, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora pins postcards stickers trading card gamesA supergroup over 400 years in the making.Read more →
DrawfalongAugust 5, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards trading card games webvideoA group of 19th century women paint a sitting model.Read more →
Bet Your Life?August 4, 2023 Greg Jensencutouts memento mori photography rpg stickers tarotAre we sure we want to keep spinning this particular wheel?Read more →
Birds That I Have FanciedAugust 3, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games photography pins postcards stickers video gamesPigeons are very fine birds, but please appreciate them respectfully.Read more →
But The Creatures Of The Land And The Air Were Powerless Before The Might Of The SeaAugust 2, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch postcards stickers tarot webcomicsAn unfortunate king drowns as a snake and an angel look on in alarm.Read more →
Catillac CatsAugust 1, 2023 Greg Jensencats cohost diaspora photography pins postcards stickers trading card gamesThese junkyard felines just might have designs on some of your treasures.Read more →
A Show For An Audience Of OneJuly 31, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora postcards stickers tarot video gamesThree performers make music for you across the wires, and into your ear alone.Read more →
Shields Up!July 30, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins stickers webvideoThat grinning cat can't pierce my force field.Read more →
User Discretion Is AdvisedJuly 29, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations art merch pins postcards stickers webcomicsThe next move you make could be your next.Read more →
A Memory Of Numbers™July 28, 2023 Greg Jensenpins tarotNever forget what social media was, and didn't need to be.Read more →
Available In Meal FormJuly 27, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks cutouts merch webvideoNow made with only real ingredients!Read more →
Cette Araignée Géante!July 26, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs comics dice dogs novelty card games pins postcards trading card gamesTintin is threatened by an unnaturally big spider.Read more →
The Stone AgeJuly 25, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture cohost diaspora novelty card games photography postcards stickersYo, listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a stone world.Read more →
If You Can Dream Box, You Can Become BoxJuly 24, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cats merch postcards sea creatures stickers webcomicsCats inspired by box chart a course to become box.Read more →
Blessed VibesJuly 23, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora critters hoofstock merch pins postcards rabbits stickers webcomicsTruly, it's good to be alive.Read more →
Frais à MortJuly 22, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture cohost diaspora merch photography postcards webcomicsAn especially fresh fortress is appreciated more by its onlookers than by its inhabitant.Read more →
The Space In BetweenJuly 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games pins postcards tarot webcomicsOoh, let's slip that gap!Read more →
The Sky Is WatchingJuly 20, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds bookmarks cohost diaspora pins stickersMany birds, many eyes, an insatiable hunger.Read more →
Starry Eyes UpJuly 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds bugs cohost diaspora pins postcards tarotA star-struck owl gazes into the vast unknowable depths beyond the atmosphere.Read more →
Fan ServiceJuly 18, 2023 Greg Jensenart memento mori photography postcards tarot trading card gamesA trio of big fans.Read more →
PandæmoniumJuly 17, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora daemons film merch pins postcards stickers trading cards video games webcomicsHell is empty, and all the bastards are here.Read more →
Started In The Triassic And Now We're HereJuly 16, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch novelty card games pins postcards Pot Shots webvideo"After the last sixty million years, I suddenly feel very tired." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
Take The Mysteries Into Your Own HandsJuly 15, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks merch pins stickers trading card games webcomicsIt is by your hand that the truth will be revealed to you.Read more →
Starscapes Are BattlefieldsJuly 14, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cohost diaspora novelty card games space tarot trading card games vehiclesA ground-based galleon must fend off an armada of airships descending from space.Read more →
Rising At SunsetJuly 13, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds board games memento mori novelty card games pins postcards tarotFolks with skin untouched by the sun.Read more →
Happiness Writes WhiteJuly 12, 2023 Greg Jensenobjects photography postcards tarotVarious cards, blank in one way or another.Read more →
Get Thee To A LunaryJuly 11, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts merch postcards space video gamesA celebration of NASA computer Katherine Johnson.Read more →
Even The Wisest Cannot Tell, For The Mirror Shows Many ThingsJuly 10, 2023 Greg Jensenart novelty card games postcards trading card gamesCrowd around the scrying pool, you're not going want to miss the preview of next week's episode!Read more →
BaskingJuly 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora critters pins plants postcards sea creatures tarotSome round, chill friends soak in the sunshine.Read more →
Play That Track On RepeatJuly 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dinosaurs dragons merch novelty card games pins postcards trading card games webcomics"Please turn down the volume or play something other than Drake."Read more →
Clocking Out EarlyJuly 7, 2023 Greg Jensenads novelty card games photography pins postcardsWhen three clocks disagree by this much, best to call it a day after lunch.Read more →
Moon LogicJuly 6, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens novelty card games orbs space tarot trading card gamesThe Moon has many secrets, and many feel a pull other than that of the tides.Read more →
New Office, New Bulletin Board, New You!July 5, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds cohost diaspora critters dogs jewelry merch postcards sea creatures webcomicsA royal crow announces, "Hooray! A brand spankin' new place to work!" A dog is astonished.Read more →
Throwing The BonesJuly 4, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori pins tarot trading card gamesI mean, what could the odds that this result is a fluke possibly be?Read more →
We All Yipped For EgyptJuly 3, 2023 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora merch pins postcards trading card games webcomicsThe sages agree: Ancient Egypt is pretty cool.Read more →
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Summer Made GloriousJuly 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch postcards seasonal stickers tarot webvideoNow is the springtime of our mild affect made glorious summer by these daughters glam.Read more →
Treasure Hunting In The StacksJune 30, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cohost diaspora jewelryA diamond hardback in the bookseller's rough is truly the greatest of treasures.Read more →
M.O.O.V.E.R.June 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games hoofstock merch postcards rpg tarot vehicles webvideoDon't rate this sports car in terms of horsepower, but rather in terms of cow power.Read more →
HE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN TJune 28, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora cutouts orbs pins stickers tarotALL HAIL OUR FEARSOME CELESTIAL ORB!Read more →
Working Witches Taking Care Of ItJune 27, 2023 Greg Jensencats cohost diaspora cutouts novelty card games stickersThe quest for justice is worthy work, and befits the use of a little magic.Read more →
Nothing Is True, Everything Is DeliciousJune 26, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora postcards rpg stickers tarotOrange you tempted by this dizzying cornucopia of vices?Read more →
The Earth Is A Pizza... But The Universe Is A SaladJune 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters daemons novelty card games orbs pins postcards sea creatures tarotEven a flat Earth resides in a vast and voluminous universe that is full of wonders.Read more →
Remember The MoonJune 24, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori orbs pins postcards Pot Shots space tarot trading card gamesHave you remembered the moon today?Read more →
Fortuna RegnatJune 23, 2023 Greg Jensendice mathematics novelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesYou cannot learn statistics without first considering the simple coin flip.Read more →
Many Sword > Master SwordJune 22, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora photography postcards stickers tarot video games weaponsLink meets his match in the Sword Hoarder.Read more →
BalanțaJune 21, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture art pins postcards rpg tarot"We've got to build our life on new foundations. We must get back to primeval integrity." -Eugène Ionesco, 1960.Read more →
Light Up The NightJune 20, 2023 Greg Jensenads art comics merch orbs pins postcards rabbits space tarot"That is a beautiful occupation. And since it is beautiful, it is truly useful." The Little Prince (1943), on the subject of The Lamplighter.Read more →
Little Hugs For Little GuysJune 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora postcards rabbits tarotJust a whole bunch of little guys!Read more →
Look With Your Special EyesJune 18, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins postcards Pot Shots trading card games webvideo"It's strange, but wherever I take my eyes, they always sen things from my point of view." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
We Are Looking RespectfullyJune 17, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art critters postcards trading card gamesTwo onlookers witness slowpoke, painted liked one of their French girls.Read more →
Triangle of Sadness (1998)June 16, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games cats reptiles sea creatures trading card gamesRock lobsters, scissor lizards, and paper tigers cannot attack or block.Read more →
Rattle & StrumJune 15, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora merch postcards rpg stickers tarot webcomicsTwo string-instrument artists struggle with and dwell on their art.Read more →
STAR WORDSJune 14, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks novelty card games spaceA battle group of bookish ships close in on a space station.Read more →
Super Size MeJune 13, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations novelty card games pins tarot trading card gamesTwo leviathans consume meal fit for a world-devouring hunger!Read more →
Horsing Around With MazeppaJune 12, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora daemons dogs merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsMazeppa regrets riding bareback in the company of much wilder ruffians.Read more →
Nature Is ForgettingJune 11, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters hoofstock photography postcards stickers tarotThe feeble scribblings of humanity are no match for the combined efforts of the flora and fauna.Read more →
Who, When We Do Our Darkest Deeds, Do We Tell?June 10, 2023 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora film postcards rabbits rpg stickers tarotGot a secret. Can you keep it? Swear, this one you'll save.Read more →
I'm Going Down To Dog Town, The Dogs Are Friends To MeJune 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora dogs merch pins postcards stickers video games webcomicsThis place is just chock full of dogs!Read more →
The Frame JobJune 8, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games stickers trading card games webcomicsThe painting spoke to me, and only to me, and fell to me to rescue her.Read more →
My Bookseller? He's Linked Different.June 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart bookmarks objects video gamesA book tyrant descends to announce that reading is now mandatory.Read more →
Hunters Wise In The Old WaysJune 6, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds novelty card games tarotA trio of long-beaked birds jointly consider their shared two centuries of experience.Read more →
Flowers, My BelovedsJune 5, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora pins plants postcards seasonal tarot video gamesThe month of June is a time for beautiful flora.Read more →
An Amateur Can't Fight A Guy Who Does It Two-Handed. It's Like An Ant Fighting GodJune 4, 2023 Greg Jensendice photography pins postcards rpg trading card games weaponsFew people today realize that King Charles the First had specialized in dual-wielding.Read more →
Abandon Possessions, Become ToadJune 3, 2023 Greg Jensenamphibians board games novelty card games pinsYou are a toad. Toad toad toad.Read more →
StorybornJune 2, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks tarotWhat, were you born in a book barn?!Read more →
All It Takes Is One SparkJune 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts dragons postcards rpg tarotThings are getting hot, and some foundations are starting to crack.Read more →
By All Accounts, We've Already Cleared This Room Out. And I Don't Remember So Much Clutter.May 31, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks photography postcards trading card gamesOver a dozen entirely normal armchairs. Nothing to worry about.Read more →
Drink Deep And Turn The Desert StrangeMay 30, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora fantastic creatures merch novelty card games pins postcards tarot webcomicsThe desert is full of strange and wondrous visions.Read more →
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Walk Like A EuclideanMay 28, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks mathematics merch pins rpg trading card games webcomicsIt's plane to see that it's all geometry.Read more →
An Elegant Weapon For A More Civilized AgeMay 27, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora merch pins postcards trading card games video games webvideoJack's lucky chucks attack Waluigi's semi-wahtomatic wahndgun.Read more →
The Ape Varies In Size And ShapeMay 26, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters novelty card games plants trading card gamesThe Kird Ape is 1/1, and receives +1/+2 when the controller has forests in play.Read more →
Sometimes I Haunt Even MyselfMay 25, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori merch objects rpg stickers tarot webcomicsSome vampires being spooky, in a glamorous, aspirational way.Read more →
Winning The Arms RaceMay 24, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations cohost diaspora jewelry rpg stickers tarotA variety of cephalopods present an intimidating front.Read more →
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Ladies BugMay 22, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora eggbug merch novelty card games stickers tarotThese ladies in red are the belles of the bug ball.Read more →
Started In The Basement And Now We're Out ThereMay 21, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture photography pins postcards rpg space tarotThe Great Telescope of Birr meets the telescopes of the future.Read more →
Yes, I Washed My Hands. <Lie.>May 20, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori merch photography pins postcards tarot webcomics"Don't do something we're both going to regret."Read more →
Thorns Out, Scorn's OutMay 19, 2023 Greg Jensennovelty card games pins plants postcards trading card gamesThe hills are alive with the sound of ravenous, toothsome, flowering plants.Read more →
All This For A GirlMay 18, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks cohost diaspora merch pins trading card games weapons webcomicsGood? Bad? She's the girl with the gun.Read more →
Are We Today The Eggbugs Who Look Back Into The Abyss Of Time?May 17, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations bugs cohost diaspora cover art eggbug film merch postcards trading card gamesBlind albino eggbug, ravenous, cloaked in a darkness never once touched by sunlight, must attack each turn if possible.Read more →
Gettin' Fresh, Gettin' CleanMay 16, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsAin't no rule say that dogs can't take baths.Read more →
Perfectionism Is The Enemy Of CreativityMay 15, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks trading card gamesJust do one thing, however small, that will allow you to start. Believe that you have something to say.Read more →
You'll Find Your WayMay 14, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch pins sea creatures stickers tarot webcomicsA whale's song is sometimes a plea to find a point of reference.Read more →
Fish TalesMay 13, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games pins sea creatures tarot trading card gamesLet me tell you, Cohen's couldn't believe how big my effect size is.Read more →
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Makin' That CheddarMay 11, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks merch postcards trading card games webvideoThe museum of the French mint provides a showcase of the cheddar them French been gettin' for two millennia.Read more →
Jeepers PeepersMay 10, 2023 Greg Jensenads art comics merch postcards stickers trading card games webvideoWhere'd you get those creepers?!Read more →
Skulls Aren't RealMay 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart memento mori merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsThink about it. Have you ever *seen* your skull? Or anyone else's, for that matter?Read more →
Star PupilMay 8, 2023 Greg Jensencats novelty card games postcards Pot Shots space stickers"Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
Ladies In The WaterMay 7, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations sea creatures tarot trading card gamesSix hungry ladies set out in search of fresh fish.Read more →
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Sometimes The Impression Gets YouMay 5, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture art merch postcards stickers trading card games video games"Did you know? It is impossible to outrun your own reflection." -Celeste (2018)Read more →
"Information. Paperbacks. Top Floor... You'll Need A Net."May 4, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds bookmarks rpg tarot trading card gamesA flock of books take flight.Read more →
I <3 KickMay 3, 2023 Greg Jensenads art novelty card games postcards stickers trading card gamesThese boys done been kicking your ass so hard, their shoes wore out!Read more →
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Pyramus x ThisbeMay 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cutouts fish postcards stickers trading card gamesA delicate boundary between worlds, but doom awaits those who believe their love will carry them across its threshold.Read more →
Recharge Your RodentApril 30, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters merchElectric mice are able to metabolize both direct calories and alternating calories.Read more →
The No NormalApril 29, 2023 Greg Jensencritters merch postcards Pot Shots stickers tarot webcomics"Normal times may possibly be over forever." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
Bless And Unburden ThemApril 28, 2023 Greg Jensenart cats pins postcards seasonal trading card gamesFew can deny that cats are miniature demigods, albeit with quite constrained empires of influence.Read more →
Power CorruptsApril 27, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters cutouts pins tarot"A trap is only a trap if you don't know about it. If you know about it, it's a challenge." -China Miéville, 1998. (A rat's become a fat cat, flanked by kings gone rank.)Read more →
Light Without WarmthApril 26, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora memento mori orbs photography postcards tarotVarious lights shine coldly in the dark, but do not assume that anyone is home.Read more →
Synchronize WatchesApril 25, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora pins rabbits stickers trading card gamesTwo rabbits prepare for a coordinated, synchronized attack.Read more →
"CATS was the harbinger of the end times for that era of all of our lives."April 24, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games pins postcards stickers webvideo"There's freakin' cats everywhere, dude." -Jacob AndrewsRead more →
And Hate The Idle Pleasures Of These DaysApril 23, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds film pins postcards rpg tarot video gamesBetray your tyrants and choose violence.Read more →
Getting Over It With Maddy ThorsonApril 22, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cutouts merch postcards tarot video games"Did you know? Most climbing mishaps occur due to exhaustion. Remember to take regular breaks!" -Celeste (2018)Read more →
Sort Of Like Using The Spanish Armada As Your Mascot For Selling Fire And Storm InsuranceApril 21, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora merch pins postcards trading card games webcomicsThis ad dares to ask: What is Napoleon... was a refrigerator?Read more →
"It's Always A Rainy Day Somewhere," Said The WomanApril 20, 2023 Greg Jensenads art pins postcards trading card gamesAn array of vices are laid out before you, ready to take you to the stars.Read more →
"What Do You Mean, We've Run Out Of Land?"April 19, 2023 Greg Jensennovelty card games photography pins postcards tarotA team of horses mill restlessly at the edge of the world.Read more →
And Went UpApril 18, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch pins postcards Pot Shots space trading card games"All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected, so there's still hope." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
An Eye Is Upon YouApril 17, 2023 Greg Jensencutouts orbs photography postcards tarotWake up. An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through, seeing all that you are and everything you can never be.Read more →
Trash PalsApril 16, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora daemons fantastic creatures photography postcards stickers trading card games"One life is worth as little as any other." -Power, Chainsaw Man (2022).Read more →
I Found My Home On Battle MountainApril 15, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture cohost diaspora photography postcards rpg stickers tarot video gamesOn behalf of Battle Mountain's mayor, Isabelle is excited to welcome you to the neighborhood!Read more →
Beyond The Lost WoodsApril 14, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora photography plants postcards stickers tarot trading card games video games webvideoLink is armed with lon lon milk as he makes his way through woods soft and silent.Read more →
The HarlequinadeApril 13, 2023 Greg Jensenads art bookmarks cohost diaspora pins postcards trading card gamesA gaggle of clowns gather, as if to say, "There is no out there. There is only in here."Read more →
But, Like, You Wouldn't, Would You?April 12, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora pins stickers trading card games video gamesYou wouldn't Potemkin Buster a trans girl. Right?Read more →
All Aboard The Stag Train To DeepnestApril 11, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens art board games bugs cohost diaspora merch novelty card games postcards stickers video gamesThe Knight brandishes its nail as it is borne by the Last Stag into the deepest, buggiest corners of Hallownest.Read more →
When We Were FrabjousApril 10, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dragons jewelry stickers trading card games weaponsOne, two! One, two! And through and through the vorpal blade went snicker-snack! She left it dead, and with its head she went galumphing back.Read more →
Hack The PlanetApril 9, 2023 Greg Jensencomputers novelty card games trading card gamesHackers from the 90s attempt to infiltrate the Internet of the 21st century.Read more →
At The End Of My Compiling There Was A DoorApril 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart computers postcards rpg stickers tarotThis is a tribute post in honor of Grace Hopper (1906-1992).Read more →
Getting The Band Back TogetherApril 7, 2023 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora critters dogs fantastic creatures memento mori merch novelty card games photography postcards reptiles stickers tarot trading card games webvideoAuber on fiddle, K. K. Slider on guitar, Snake on flute, Turtle on drums, Oryx on lyre, Prizmatik on pipes, with vocals by Cool Cow.Read more →
Only The Ladder Is RealApril 6, 2023 Greg Jensennovelty card games rpg tarotThe ambassador has a message for the diplomat.Read more →
Nasty, Brutish, & ShortApril 5, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks daemons merch tarot trading card games webcomicsLook at these little scamps! What possible trouble could they get into? (Narrator: They would get into a lot of trouble.)Read more →
What Is It Like To Be A Creature?April 4, 2023 Greg Jensenads birds critters merch postcards trading card games webcomicsIn the mind of the creature, fly away from here, from this human cognition to the Umwelts that are near.Read more →
Rimbaud And The BansheesApril 3, 2023 Greg Jensenads art pins postcards trading card games"I'm now making myself as scummy as I can. Why? I want to be a poet, and I'm working at turning myself into a seer. You won't understand any of this, and I'm almost incapable of explaining it to you. The idea is to reach the unknown by the derangement of all the senses." -Arthur Rimbaud, 1871, as translated by Graham Robb (2000).Read more →
Sorry For Goofin', I Brought You FlowersApril 2, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games plants postcards sea creatures seasonal stickersThe Fish of April swam all the way from France to bring you this apology bouquet.Read more →
We're All Fools HereApril 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora dogs eggbug jewelry novelty card games objects postcards seasonal stickers"Oh wad power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as others see us!"Read more →
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Triskelion GirlsMarch 30, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora dice pins postcards stickers trading card games video gamesThree women, accented in gold, present their respective trigrams of power.Read more →
Bug Not Lest Ye Be BuggedMarch 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora eggbug merch postcards stickers tarotThree buggy judges stand before you, prepared to judge whether you be bug enough.Read more →
The Arrows Of Outrageous FortuneMarch 28, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards tarot trading card games weapons webcomicsAre the arms I'm supposed to take up against a sea of trouble... the very arrows I've already had the fortune of receiving?Read more →
Tell Me, Have You Heard The News?March 27, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dinosaurs merch pins postcards Pot Shots tarot webcomics"I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
Playing The Long GameMarch 26, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch postcards tarot webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "I will eventually invent a time machine."Read more →
"I've Never Drawn An Ape Before!"March 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters merch pins postcards trading card games webvideo"I mean, you're not doing it now, either."Read more →
You Can't Handle My Spiciest TakesMarch 24, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori merch photography postcards stickers trading card games webcomicsYou don't know what you ask, traveler. My spiciest takes will kill a dragon, let alone a host. You'd better go to a guest that shares milder takes.Read more →
Catastrophic EpiphaniesMarch 23, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori pins postcards stickersSeveral minds are blown, either figuratively or literally.Read more →
Running (From) The NumbersMarch 22, 2023 Greg Jensendice novelty card games pins postcards Pot Shots trading card games"By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
Spot Me A TennerMarch 21, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora rabbits stickers tarotOne rabbit buys another a pint and both benefit.Read more →
The Vernal LunanoxMarch 20, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards space trading card gamesA couple of sketchy characters find their way to the far side of the moon.Read more →
Everyone Says 'Hi'March 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dogs merch pins postcards stickers video games webcomicsThree dogs in a circle greet one another.Read more →
Between A Tangle And A Sharp PlaceMarch 18, 2023 Greg Jensenads merch photography pins postcards tarot webcomicsHop in your time machine and come to the Bad Apple, serving customers from 2011 to 2012.Read more →
Foolish Of You To Come AloneMarch 17, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dogs jewelry photography plants postcards rabbits tarotA wolf is alarmed to learn that this fluffle of rabbits is much spikier than they had anticipated.Read more →
Fata Somni, Nonus, Decimus, et MortusMarch 16, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora critters cutouts postcards tarot video gamesThe tripartite faces of slumber, the boy, the bear, and the forebearer.Read more →
March of the Black CatsMarch 15, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cats postcards seasonal tarotA parade of blacks, from gray to black, are scrutinizing you with yellow eyes.Read more →
Mysterious Places, Perfect HarmonyMarch 14, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters cutouts objects photography postcards tarot"You can’t deny this song is actually a banger."Read more →
Everyone Has Seen The Time-KnifeMarch 13, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games photography pins postcards trading card games webcomics"It is unbelievable that this stubborn darkness, this eternal eclipse, this flaw in geometry, this eternal cloud on virgin truth can be endured." -Farkas Bolyai, c. 1825.Read more →
ChostingmajigMarch 12, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora eggbug merch objects tarot trading card gamesPeople go in one end, chosts come out the other. All we do is turn the handle.Read more →
Inscribe *Emet* Atop The Walls, That They May Move To Let You PassMarch 11, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens architecture merch photography postcards stickers trading card gamesIn case of rampaging wall emergency, break Aleph.Read more →
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Their Eyes All RedMarch 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games postcards trading card gamesThe look of ire (that's the look, that's the look).Read more →
Forbidden DelicaciesMarch 7, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks cohost diaspora rabbits stickersWhen living deliciously, it's important to keep in mind that it's all a matter of taste.Read more →
I Ride The Chopper I Forged In LifeMarch 6, 2023 Greg Jensencomics cover art memento mori merch pins postcards tarot vehicles webcomics“They are real, and that’s why I will never work out that hard again, because nobody wanted to believe they were real." -Nicholas Cage, 2022Read more →
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Or Rewrite HistoryMarch 4, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games memento mori merch novelty card games pins trading card games weapons webvideoA continental mystic of some notoriety seeks to complete a quest amidst an array of assets and obstacles.Read more →
Sink Your Teeth Into Reading!March 3, 2023 Greg Jensenads art bookmarks cohost diaspora merch pins webcomicsBet I can fit this whole book in my mouth!Read more →
The Idea Of Infinity Is Consubstantial With ItMarch 2, 2023 Greg Jensenads architecture art board games fantastic creatures merch pins postcards webcomics"The Thousand And One Nights is not something which has died. It is a book so vast that it is not necessary to have read it, for it is a part of out memory." -Tim Rogers (2020) quoting Eliot Weinberger's (1984) translation of Jorge Luis Borges (1980).Read more →
The Big HonkMarch 1, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture novelty card games objects photography postcards trading card gamesA view from the ocean of the Hale Kai condominium complex, with a hearty salute ready for the next setting sun.Read more →
Dressed For The WeatherFebruary 28, 2023 Greg Jensenart cats merch pins postcards seasonal tarot webcomicsIt's a cloudy day, but this kitty's not going to get caught unprepared.Read more →
Better Revenge Than Living WellFebruary 27, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds pins postcards rpg tarot video games weaponsSwan atop the battlement, Goose down on the pavement.Read more →
My Birth Cry Will Be The Sound Of Every Phone On This Planet Ringing In UnisonFebruary 26, 2023 Greg Jensencomputers objects pins postcards tarot"You're having delusions, Jobe. Struggle for reason!" -Dr. Lawrence AngeloRead more →
Tricky Stamina ManagementFebruary 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards trading card games video gamesA winged strawberry floats above a windmill in a snow-blanketed cityscape.Read more →
Light ShowFebruary 24, 2023 Greg Jensenart jewelry novelty card games postcards tarotLight up the night! There is a city that this darkness can't hide.Read more →
An Evening With SearsFebruary 23, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture photography trading cards"Another Sears will be an arcade, but every game is Sears." -Brandon Bird, 2022Read more →
We Need Some Heat Here, Man! Give Some Heat!February 22, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch photography pins postcards tarot webcomicsNobody can resist your Stromboli dynamism.Read more →
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Go Bigger, Last LongerFebruary 20, 2023 Greg Jensenads art memento mori postcards rpg tarot trading card gamesForeverer? More like foreverest.Read more →
I Wish I Was A Hunter, In Search Of Different FoodFebruary 19, 2023 Greg Jensenads amphibians film novelty card games pins postcardsI wish I was the animal which fits into that mood.Read more →
Have I Got a Tale To SellFebruary 18, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks cats tarotFour cats, 36 lives, 72 tales sold!Read more →
Queen Of StoriesFebruary 17, 2023 Greg Jensenart pins postcards tarotA soul singer is accompanied by attendant musicians.Read more →
As Soon As The Shareef Had Cleared The Square They Began To WailFebruary 16, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens architecture photography pins postcards trading card games trading cardsBut as the wind changed direction, and the temple band took fire, the crowd caught a whiff of that crazy Casbah jive!Read more →
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Still Waters Run DeepFebruary 13, 2023 Greg Jensenads art bookmarks novelty card games postcards sea creatures vehiclesA mighty blue whale visits a decidedly uneventful bay.Read more →
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Let There Be HornsFebruary 11, 2023 Greg Jensenart bookmarks cover art photography postcards tarot"Today my mind is concentrating and my body's like an antenna." -Miles Davis, 1989Read more →
Imagine RodentsFebruary 10, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters novelty card gamesThe Food and Drug Administration (FDA Code 21 CFR) sets the standard and regulates the range of irradiating laboratory animal food products between 10-50kGy for Electronic Beam (e-beam), X-Ray and Gamma (Cobalt) Irradiation.Read more →
卯February 9, 2023 Greg Jensenbookmarks rabbits tarot trading card games"The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again." -Lewis Carroll, 1865Read more →
It's Me, th'Wiggle HorseFebruary 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora daemons hoofstock merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsAll soft horses, no straight lines.Read more →
Bound For Great ThingsFebruary 7, 2023 Greg Jensenjewelry merch postcards webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Everyone is delighted that we're bound by that pact."Read more →
I Am The One Who Runs From Both The Living And The DeadFebruary 6, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts trading card games video gamesI exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: Survive.Read more →
Climate: A ProphecyFebruary 5, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds daemons novelty card games postcards tarot"I accept that the planet is warm, and I rejoice that it is warm." -Mark Steyn (ghoul), 2015.Read more →
Seize The Means Of ProvocationFebruary 4, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks tarot"This is me beating the shit out of you until you manifest that idea you had in the shower." -CJ the X, 2022Read more →
Wir Müssen Wissen. Wir Werden Wissen.February 3, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch pins postcards Pot Shots tarot webcomicsThe quest for knowledge is an infinite game played by finite creatures.Read more →
With Special Guest Neil Patrick HarrisFebruary 2, 2023 Greg Jensenfilm novelty card games objectsA pair of two-dimensional eyes gaze though anaglyph glasses into the third dimension.Read more →
She Also Knew That Cats Lived According To Their Own Schemes And AgendasFebruary 1, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture cats novelty card games pins postcards"It grows harder from here," she warned the cat, but it dropped to the path and walked forward as though to say, 'You are wasting your time.' -Kij Johnson, 2016Read more →
"The Hot Drawer Is Hot On Purpose?!"January 31, 2023 Greg Jensenart comics merch novelty card games pins postcards trading card games webcomics webvideo"Why'd they make that drawer so hot?!"Read more →
Objects In Books Are Closer Than They AppearJanuary 30, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks merch orbs pins webcomicsThe world isn't getting smaller. Every part of it is simply accelerating toward you.Read more →
Play For Your Life?January 29, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games novelty card games photography postcards rpg tarot trading card games"Is this the original board game of death?" -Colin Barras, 2020Read more →
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The Ends Of The EarthJanuary 27, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards tarot trading card games vehicles webcomics"When a man tries to see into the distance, what does he do? He narrows his eyes." -Katsuhiro Otomo, 1987Read more →
Make Every Shot CountJanuary 26, 2023 Greg Jensenmemento mori pins postcards tarot weaponsFive enemies defeated and only one round left to defeat the resulting sadness.Read more →
Turn The CrankJanuary 25, 2023 Greg Jensenads art bookmarks novelty card games objects pinsThe Tacoma Art Museum invites residents of 2009 to discovery how David Macaulay works.Read more →
You're In The Air And I Am Breathing YouJanuary 24, 2023 Greg Jensenart memento mori pins postcards tarotSmitten lovers paint the town red.Read more →
Victory LapJanuary 23, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch postcards webcomicsA royal crow announces, "Hooray! A significant personal accomplishment!" A dog is astonished.Read more →
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When I Wake Up First Thing I Do: EggsJanuary 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards reptiles tarot webcomicsThree eggs. Or is it four?Read more →
Dreaming At L2January 20, 2023 Greg Jensenart bookmarks merch pins spaceA man peers up at the James Webb Space Telescope, far beyond the Moon.Read more →
Taken All Around, The Authority Of The Pedestrian Has Been Greatly ShakenJanuary 19, 2023 Greg Jensenads novelty card games photography pins postcards vehiclesIt should be noted that the motor car was also invented by pedestrians. But for some reason the motorists soon forgot about that. They began to run over the meek and mild, clever pedestrians. The streets built by the pedestrians passed into the hands of the motorists. the roads doubled in width and the sidewalks narrowed down to the size of a tobacco wrapper. The pedestrians began to huddle against the walls of buildings in alarm. -Ilf & Petrov, 1962Read more →
Help, I'm AliveJanuary 18, 2023 Greg Jensenpins postcards Pot Shots tarotThe reader is commanded to keep thinking.Read more →
A Mart Grows In GothamJanuary 17, 2023 Greg Jensenamphibians bookmarks cats pinsA bookmark promoting the now-defunct Gotham Book Mart.Read more →
Animals That Build Their Own CagesJanuary 16, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards rpg tarot webcomics"What we all dread most is a maze with no center." -G. K. Chesterton, 1913Read more →
We're Here To Support You. This Is An Intervention.January 15, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds novelty card games objects postcardsAn incredulous bird is surrounded by smaller birds and approximate birds.Read more →
No One Will Recognize Us, So Long As We're Not Too ConspicuousJanuary 14, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsTwo masked and robed individuals recline in a gondola, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
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Take A Look, It's In A Book, Some Melancholy.January 12, 2023 Greg Jensenart memento mori novelty card games pins postcardsA variety of grim portents induce a melancholy atmosphere.Read more →
Anyone Can BookJanuary 11, 2023 Greg Jensenads art bookmarksA variety of book-loving creatures communicate their love enthusiastically.Read more →
We'll Fix It In PostJanuary 10, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards tarot webvideoA portrait of Bonaparte remains trapped halfway between the sketch and the render.Read more →
The Brilliance Of 100 Billion SunsJanuary 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsThe capybara is a singularly luminous animal, and space aliens have concerns.Read more →
Enemies To LoversJanuary 8, 2023 Greg Jensenads art pins postcards tarot weaponsKings and queens brandish their weapons, but in a sensual way.Read more →
Come At The Best, You'll Get Stacked With The RestJanuary 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsA single powerful tome can have the weight of a whole stack of fluff.Read more →
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I Used To Be An Adventurer Like YouJanuary 4, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds merch photography pins postcards tarot webcomicsA man grasps at an arrow in his back, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
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Put Your Best Fatigue ForwardJanuary 1, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds merch postcards sea creatures webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "It's time to sleep in to commemorate the New Year!"Read more →
Perhaps The Ending Has Not Yet Been WrittenDecember 31, 2022 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora merch objects photography pins postcards video games webcomicsA man creates/discovers the world, while a giant speaks/is silent.Read more →
The Apocalypse Will Be AnaglyphedDecember 30, 2022 Greg Jensenart bookmarks objects rpgA pair of 3D Glasses provide depth to a game that converges toward a vanishing point.Read more →
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"If You Learned From Our Mistakes, None Of You Would Be Saying Anything."December 28, 2022 Greg Jensenart merch pins postcards rpg tarot webcomicsThe hottest take of all time is also literally the most superficial.Read more →
The InquisitionDecember 27, 2022 Greg Jensenmerch photography pins postcards tarot webcomicsSeven knives pierce an apple, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
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Into The High WildernessDecember 24, 2022 Greg Jensenbirds film pins postcards tarot vehiclesA train journeys to space, with a speech bubble saying, "AAAAAAA"Read more →
Many Have Tried, Have Any Succeeded?December 23, 2022 Greg Jensenmerch postcards webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Will you explain your mind?"Read more →
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All Is CalmDecember 21, 2022 Greg Jensenart dogs merch novelty card games pins plants postcards webcomicsA dog dreams, calmly and cozily, of what it is like to be a dog.Read more →
IntermissionDecember 20, 2022 Greg Jensendaemons merch photography pins postcards tarot webcomicsA harlequin reclines on bench below the stage.Read more →
There Are Things They Say Man Was Not Meant To KnowDecember 19, 2022 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch novelty card games pins postcardsBirds are made creepier by their unknowable secrets.Read more →
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The Sample Implies A Clear MajorityDecember 17, 2022 Greg Jensenmerch postcards webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "According to this article I read, 84% of people are thankful for your existence!"Read more →
The Reign Of Miss KittyDecember 16, 2022 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora fantastic creatures merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsA man is nuzzled by a sphinx.Read more →
Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My CarriageDecember 15, 2022 Greg Jensenads memento mori merch photography pins postcards tarot vehicles webcomicsAmish women rise a horse-drawn carriage into Intercourse, Pennsylvania, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
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Let Us Take The Auspices AgainDecember 7, 2022 Greg Jensenmerch postcards webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The animals are eventually going to confirm my suspicions."Read more →
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Chicken Boo, What's The Matter With You?December 2, 2022 Greg Jensenabominations art merch pins postcards tarot vehicles webcomicsA giant squid with a chicken's head attack's attacks fictional submarine The Nautilus, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
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Where We're Going, We Won't Need BoardsNovember 29, 2022 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games photography pins plants postcards webcomicsA surfer tips off the crest of a wave, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
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I Don't Normally Bite, But I'll Make An Exception For YouNovember 27, 2022 Greg Jensenads art daemons merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsA mysterious woman nibbles at a butter biscuit.Read more →
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Hope Springs EternalNovember 15, 2022 Greg Jensenmerch postcards webcomicsA multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Hope you will have a successful semester!"Read more →
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