All The Board That's Fit To Pin
I'm gonna solve all the mysteries! I'm indestructible!
"I'm not just fucking around. I aim to find out."
Exiting through the gift shop is *so* 2010, after all.
"According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports." -Ashleigh Brilliant
Gain one free attack of opportunity per turn when wielding a bludgeoning weapon.
"Sure, the plane's already in the air, but there's plenty of time to finish building the landing gear!"
The better to smell our enemies with, my dear.
"Don't stop, don't stop, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go." -Dean Martin, "Go Go Go" (1951).
New horse? Bring it here, let's see those teeth.
Don't forget: There were multiple French Revolutions to overthrow monarchs, and we're already up to the Fifth French Republic.
Did it just... chuckle?
How dare you tell me I can't flip this table?!
It's pretty to look at, so surely it must be safe to ingest! (Geez, who put all these labels on this thing?)
They say robojazz is all about the lines of code that you *don't* run.
If he remains risen for more than three days, consult your exorcist.
How am I gonna hold all these eggs?!
These sun fighbirds sure are brave and fighters!
"Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught." -Ashleigh Brilliant
A low center of balance, and they got it where it counts.
Delicious high fructose corn sweetness.