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Gain one free attack of opportunity per turn when wielding a bludgeoning weapon.
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Writing To Deadline

"Sure, the plane's already in the air, but there's plenty of time to finish building the landing gear!"
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Misters Noseymask

The better to smell our enemies with, my dear.
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Never Stop Never Stopping

"Don't stop, don't stop, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go." -Dean Martin, "Go Go Go" (1951).
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Who Watches The Gift Horses?

New horse? Bring it here, let's see those teeth.
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Not Waiting For Abdication

Don't forget: There were multiple French Revolutions to overthrow monarchs, and we're already up to the Fifth French Republic.
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Should This Treasure Be... Breathing?

Did it just... chuckle?
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Choosing Rapid Escalation

How dare you tell me I can't flip this table?!
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Looks Just Like Candy!

It's pretty to look at, so surely it must be safe to ingest! (Geez, who put all these labels on this thing?)
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Mock Tooter

They say robojazz is all about the lines of code that you *don't* run.
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Hoo Mama, We Eastin' Good Tonight!

If he remains risen for more than three days, consult your exorcist.
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Anybody Got A Spare Basket?

How am I gonna hold all these eggs?!
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Is This A Pigeon?

These sun fighbirds sure are brave and fighters!
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Getting Into Good Trouble

"Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught." -Ashleigh Brilliant
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Very Dangerous Over Short Distances

A low center of balance, and they got it where it counts.
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Sweetness Follows

Delicious high fructose corn sweetness.
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