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"Hi, honey! Meet my former foes who have inexplicably become my companions! Yes, they're all going to live with us going forward."
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A Little Light On Their Feet

Get strong enough, and you won't have to land until you're good and ready.
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Just Another Day Working At The Wildfire Factory

"Could we maybe be *more* than seven inches from the midday sun for a couple years?"
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The Mushroom, Hunted

"You might not think much of 'em at first, but they'll grow on ya!"
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So Busy Asking If He Casanova That He Never Stopped To Wonder Whether He Shouldsanova

"My dating life's so complicated, you couldn't possibly imagine."
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A Deceptively Deadly Brew

Never judge the potability of a liquid by its packaging!
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Warriors Come In All Sizes

It takes all sorts to resist the Empire!
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Simple Randomness, Meet Complicated Randomness!

Gonna follow this Markov chain all the way to Monte Carlo!
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You Can Never Dig Too Greedily!

The adamantine bubble's never gonna burst! We're all gonna be rich!
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Beast 1, Ship 0

Looks like someone brought a ship to a kaiju fight!
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Monochromatic World

"Nothing but the rocks and dust glaring in the sun. And deep black shadows, which are sharper and harder than any seen on Earth." -Ugress, "Monochromatic World" (2004)
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I Descended With My Helmet Bolted And My Camera Rolling

"From birth, man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free." -Jacques-Yves Cousteau, 1960.
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In The Kitchen Of The Supertasters

"You absolutely have *got* to taste this!"
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By Land, By Air, And By Sea

Someone's coming to the rescue.
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Didn't Take The Parallel Road Quickly Enough

"Stand clear of the contracting interdimensional rift, please."
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Fireproof Literature

"It's so nice and cozy, reading them this way!"
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