Her witch hat brings all the dogs to the moors. She could walk them, but she'll stay indoors. The morning air's still crisp, best to keep the java warm. Keep your finger on the X button, this sequence is brutal, and it goes on *forever*! It's a very slow dance, but on a truly grand scale. Watch as these even dumber drawings speak to ravenous, feral audience! "When people ask me what I do in the mountains all day," the mole quipped, "I tell them I'm boring!" From purple timber no good thing was ever drank. Fast fashion, you say? Well, they're available for a limited time, I'll tell you that much! The committee of independent consultants has decreed: It kinda seems like an extra city would just be redundant. These raptors are capable of velocities their ancient ancestors could never imagine. Not sure how you can be so salty but not salt your password tables. Feed them, Seymour. Remember, everyone, it's about what your embodying, it's about attitude, it's about transformation! 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"Who do I know this man?" -The hosts of Drawfee "Why be among the last to do what's right, when you can be one of the first?" -Ashleigh Brilliant I'm hearing a lot of good things about, I think they're called "Lancers?" All the rage, I hear. Sure, the Moon is a lot smaller than the Sun, but it's also a *lot* closer! "What do we make? Motherfucker, we make *money!*" The future is not yet determined, but we may know ourselves in the present moment. Marx: "Don't you know the emancipation of the working classes can only be achieved by the working classes themselves?" Lenin: "No, but if you hum a few bars I'll try and fake it." Don't count this silly little mouse out just yet! Even so, it's going to be *quite* a climb, with some gnarly battles along the way. "Surely someone can just buy some carbon offsets to make up the difference," they said as they struggled to understand one another. They're technically all woofers, even their tweeter! Whatever they're doing, it's not thinking. Bulma is excited to reveal the DBZ Spacelab to the audiences of Earth. Robots! We're doing our part(s)! "I wonder." -President Lindberg, *The Fifth Element* (1997). I can fix him in post. Things aren't going so hot for these amateur rocketeers! No need for the stick, the carrot's all the incentive anyone needs. United, she sits. Divided, we fall. LOL, owned. "Just make sure you don't leave this one out overnight like you did your last bike." Bears shouldn't walk on sunshine! Not like this! Why work together to accomplish something, when you can shun the company of others and complain to strangers? I think you'll find that the meaning this duel takes depends entirely on where I cleave things. When the worshipers of the Golden Capybara came into contact with the worshipers of the Golden Eggbug, the Golden Horde was born. My health is assured! I'm gonna live forever! "Are these dreams a clutch of stifled memories? Was there something in my mind? There are things they say man was not meant to know... Is this shadow out of time?" -The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, "Some Things Man Was Not Meant To Know" (2007). Every turn you make, you're heading downward, and yet there's never any bottom. You can't surprise me! My vision's periphery all the way round! *On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper. "Dinosaurs are not dead! Dinosaurs are life!" "Now, you say you spell 'slaadi' with two As? Fascinating." The beauty of analog systems is that you can always given 'em a good hip check if they're not behaving! "Sinuously erect?" Looks, *New Aeon*, you said it not me. These ladies aren't going anywhere. It is the world around them that will change. Reach for the top with the flats of your feet! No? Look, do you want to get into the Field of Reeds or not? 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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'? Isn't that weird?" -Calvin & Hobbes, 1993-06-14 It's a chimeracle! Oh, they laughed at me at the academy, but who's laughing now?! Hold me closer, dabbing Lancer! Tell us experience that we can earn. The aftermath of deuterium and tritium loving not wisely, but too well. "There is no joy more intense than that of coming upon a fact that cannot be understood in terms of currently accepted ideas." -Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin If you do it with a twist. Yes, artistically. You have nothing to lose but access to a power supply! Nothing shiny is safe from this clever birb! Surely reading all this trashy gossip isn't bad for me! Arduino? I hardly hippo! Don't get it twisted, the bozo on the horse knows what he did. The material world is behind you. Ahead is the world of spirits. Even your sharpest barbs aren't making it past this armor. 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Have you considered... the cheese unknown to science? Yellow his room, with a new yellow curtain, and two yellow eyes, and everything is jaune for him. These are *original* vampire characters, they are *not Dracula*! The light from the early universe is right there, waiting for us to grab it. "The axolotls were like witnesses of something, and at times like horrible judges. I felt ignoble in front of them; there was such a terrifying purity in those transparent eyes." -"Axolotl" (Julio Cortazar, 1956). Look out everyone, Drawfee is being horny on main again, and the community is *wound up*. A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The pets are happy for your safe return." ’Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world. Now could we drink hot blood, and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on. "If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system" -Ashleigh Brilliant. 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And since it is beautiful, it is truly useful." The Little Prince (1943), on the subject of The Lamplighter. "It's strange, but wherever I take my eyes, they always sen things from my point of view." -Ashleigh Brilliant Two string-instrument artists struggle with and dwell on their art. Mazeppa regrets riding bareback in the company of much wilder ruffians. This place is just chock full of dogs! The painting spoke to me, and only to me, and fell to me to rescue her. The desert is full of strange and wondrous visions. I'll cut more off than a nose before I'm done with you. It's plane to see that it's all geometry. Jack's lucky chucks attack Waluigi's semi-wahtomatic wahndgun. Some vampires being spooky, in a glamorous, aspirational way. "It’s not the job of the artist to give the audience what the audience wants. If the audience knew what they needed, then they wouldn’t be the audience. They would be the artists. It is the job of artists to give the audience what they need." -Alan Moore, 2007 These ladies in red are the belles of the bug ball. "Don't do something we're both going to regret." Good? Bad? She's the girl with the gun. Blind albino eggbug, ravenous, cloaked in a darkness never once touched by sunlight, must attack each turn if possible. Ain't no rule say that dogs can't take baths. A whale's song is sometimes a plea to find a point of reference. Behold some freaks who always thinks with their tentacle ganglia. The museum of the French mint provides a showcase of the cheddar them French been gettin' for two millennia. Where'd you get those creepers?! Think about it. Have you ever *seen* your skull? Or anyone else's, for that matter? What girls want: Trash & Cats. "Did you know? It is impossible to outrun your own reflection." -Celeste (2018) Electric mice are able to metabolize both direct calories and alternating calories. 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In case of rampaging wall emergency, break Aleph. It's the landing. “They are real, and that’s why I will never work out that hard again, because nobody wanted to believe they were real." -Nicholas Cage, 2022 Is this a dog I see before me? Or is it three? Seems, nay, 'tis a split in my vision. A continental mystic of some notoriety seeks to complete a quest amidst an array of assets and obstacles. Bet I can fit this whole book in my mouth! "The Thousand And One Nights is not something which has died. It is a book so vast that it is not necessary to have read it, for it is a part of out memory." -Tim Rogers (2020) quoting Eliot Weinberger's (1984) translation of Jorge Luis Borges (1980). It's a cloudy day, but this kitty's not going to get caught unprepared. A winged strawberry floats above a windmill in a snow-blanketed cityscape. Nobody can resist your Stromboli dynamism. L’ENRÉGISTREMENT ÉLECTRIQUE LE PLUS PERFECTIONNÉ Every zoo is a heavy petting zoo if you're brave enough. 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A single powerful tome can have the weight of a whole stack of fluff. You have been greeted by an inhabitant of the Moon. A man grasps at an arrow in his back, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." The animals are immune to rhetoric. An angel points at a skull, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "It's time to sleep in to commemorate the New Year!" A man creates/discovers the world, while a giant speaks/is silent. Several unnerving horse-like entities. The hottest take of all time is also literally the most superficial. Seven knives pierce an apple, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." They call me Pitopotamus, my kisses are bottomless. Three amniotes are enthusiastically ready for things to get weird. A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Will you explain your mind?" A postal cat swipes at a postal rat, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A dog dreams, calmly and cozily, of what it is like to be a dog. 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Eight ants circle on a Moebius band, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The animals are eventually going to confirm my suspicions." Opus the penguin tries and fails to fly, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A person stands with their head bisected, with a speech bubble saying, "holy crap." A green monkey clutches his bananas, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "It's time to perfunctorily send a card for Halloween!" A giant squid with a chicken's head attack's attacks fictional submarine The Nautilus, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A wanderer stands above a sea of fog, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A man crouches in order to demonstrate to a dog how to defecate. A surfer tips off the crest of a wave, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." Dr. Strange is attacked by a monster, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A mysterious woman nibbles at a butter biscuit. A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The animals will reflect on our shared humanity until the world forgets our names." A sixteenth century depiction of an autopsy, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A Hippopotamus cast in bronze, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A wolf looks on. A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Will you accept my emotional outburst?" A man holding a and puppet aloft, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." Various dogs, with an imperative to "Vote Dog." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Just a friendly note to say how are you!" Two theatrical stars are pressed into a dispute over a crown, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." Saint George, having broken his lance, swings a sword at a dragon, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A Chinese print of a bird, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Hope you will have a successful semester!" The Eiffel Tower, manipulated to appear upside-down, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." 
