Never mind what's fueling my unstoppable flurry of blows. Come on, daddy needs another couple hundred tickets. Please turn to p. 104 and consult the Wheel Table. It's always brunch somewhere! Her witch hat brings all the dogs to the moors. She could walk them, but she'll stay indoors. The morning air's still crisp, best to keep the java warm. None can contest that this hoard is mine and that it is safe in my keeping. Watch as these even dumber drawings speak to ravenous, feral audience! Our geodes runneth over. They say the only way that anyone ever comes to know her is in passing. Oh, him? He's definitely not on the list. "When people ask me what I do in the mountains all day," the mole quipped, "I tell them I'm boring!" "The Dark Wizard further encouraged me to build visualizations and tools to reinforce my superstitions." -Thomas Walter Murphy VII Can't look away, now that they've fallen into orbit. Big smile, head empty, ready to be filled with candy. 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I hear that there's no comparison, that this is peak duck! The bigger they are, the harder these little guys bring them down. "We will be the hands that lift you up and we will be the arms that hold you high. We will make you say our name forever. We will make you want another try." -Röyksopp, "Skulls" Crowds part when I go out on the town with my ball & chain. Next stop: Exceeding 300 kilometers per hour! All it takes is just one dropship, order yours today! "And bein' the baller that I am, I talk to them; Givin' a damn about them not feelin' my attitude." -Chamillionaire, "Ridin'" What will be the face you wear after The Change sets in? Once upon a noontime sunny, while I pondered something funny, written in a quaint and curious book of a romantic strain — while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my window pane. “’Tis the breezy trees,” I muttered, “tapping at my window pane, only this, the wind's refrain.” Owl be seeing you later! "Well, it's very simple. See, if you inflate a balloon and seal it, at which point you've got -1 holes..." "What the hammer? What the chain? In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? What dread grasp; Dare its deadly terrors clasp?" -William Blake, "The Tyger" By land, by air, or by sea, we've got the world covered. "I hope you'll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it's all I have left." -A humble crow. Maybe you can't take it all with you, but this paraphernalia's gonna let me bring 'em all back! Two frogs go on a coastal hike. One is bringing the sense of adventure, and the other is bringing the snacks! Just add ears (imperative)! While we're at it, any chance we could get your plow as well? We're going to need some battering rams. "Now, fellas, how exactly are we going to proceed with no judge or jury?" A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Hope you had a pleasant recuperation!" This retro aesthetic has a particularly appealing crunch to it! "I did my makeup all by myself! Well, maybe one person helped." She's navigating that tenuous Middle Kingdom between cat girl and catgirl. It's like I've got this whole dense orb on my back! Won't anyone take pity on the burdens felt by the powerful? It's almost as though what the heart wants is not necessarily precisely what the body needs. That your car? Pretty nice, I love convertibles! Take heart! There will be fascists enough to punch anon! Sweet things come from those who fly! A rare window into how royal succession plays out after the chess game has concluded. 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If the audience knew what they needed, then they wouldn’t be the audience. They would be the artists. It is the job of artists to give the audience what they need." -Alan Moore, 2007 These ladies in red are the belles of the bug ball. A whale's song is sometimes a plea to find a point of reference. Behold some freaks who always thinks with their tentacle ganglia. Where'd you get those creepers?! "Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context." -Ashleigh Brilliant "Did you know? It is impossible to outrun your own reflection." -Celeste (2018) These boys done been kicking your ass so hard, their shoes wore out! An array of threatening mirrors shine back to you the things you fear to see. A delicate boundary between worlds, but doom awaits those who believe their love will carry them across its threshold. "Normal times may possibly be over forever." -Ashleigh Brilliant Two rabbits prepare for a coordinated, synchronized attack. 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Three women, accented in gold, present their respective trigrams of power. Three buggy judges stand before you, prepared to judge whether you be bug enough. You don't know what you ask, traveler. My spiciest takes will kill a dragon, let alone a host. You'd better go to a guest that shares milder takes. Several minds are blown, either figuratively or literally. One rabbit buys another a pint and both benefit. Three dogs in a circle greet one another. In case of rampaging wall emergency, break Aleph. When living deliciously, it's important to keep in mind that it's all a matter of taste. Is this a dog I see before me? Or is it three? Seems, nay, 'tis a split in my vision. L’ENRÉGISTREMENT ÉLECTRIQUE LE PLUS PERFECTIONNÉ A cowled girl with a battle axe races across a tennis court to seek revenge as Ayk Danroyd looks on. 
