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Cry Halfshell And Let Slip The Turts Of WarAugust 20, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games novelty card games postcards reptiles tarotThose copper-bottoms are no match for our shell-tops.Read more →
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Rays, Solar And OtherwiseJuly 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora novelty card games postcards sea creatures stickers tarotSure, the sun's out and life feels easy, but do you ever get the feeling that the shallows are getting less shallow all the time?Read more →
The Mote Is Now Beaming To Your LocationJune 25, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins space trading card games webvideoSure, the Moon is a lot smaller than the Sun, but it's also a *lot* closer!Read more →
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The Road's No Longer Safe For Honest ClownsJune 20, 2024 Greg Jensenads novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games vehiclesAs everyone knows, benevolent clowns favor bicycles, while malevolent clowns have all flocked to these new "motor vehicles."Read more →
Bold Hair, Dark Eyes, Cursed Swords, Can't LoseJune 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds board games cover art novelty card games postcards rpg stickers tarotYou know what would really get us ready for out astral raids? *Costume jewelry!*Read more →
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Every Feast Begins With A Single NibbleJune 3, 2024 Greg Jensenart critters cutouts novelty card games photography robots trading card gamesA nibble here, a nibble there, and before you know it, you've made a treasure from someone else's trash!Read more →
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Go Fast Enough Over The Speed Limit And They'll Never Catch You!May 25, 2024 Greg Jensencritters novelty card games photography postcards space stickers vehiclesJust one problem! Someone put all the racing stripes on sideways!Read more →
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Must-See S.B.May 18, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cutouts film novelty card games sea creatures tarot trading cards"Text me back in like 30. I'm watching that episode of SpongeBob where he has a 3-day rager with his jellyfish." -Alfred PennyworthRead more →
As Aborb, So BelorbMay 17, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora collage novelty card games orbs pins postcards sea creatures space tarotPonder it, won't you? Ponder the eternal and beautiful orb, seen across so many orders of magnitude.Read more →
Crossing The Air GapMay 15, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds novelty card games objects postcards trading card gamesThis looks like a job for Claude Chappe, inventor of wireless long-distance semaphore!Read more →
In The End, What We Really Need Is To Be HappyMay 12, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch novelty card games pins postcards sea creatures stickers vehicles webcomics"Just make sure you don't leave this one out overnight like you did your last bike."Read more →
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The Posting SicknessMay 7, 2024 Greg Jensenart memento mori novelty card games postcards stickers tarotIf enough of us force ourselves into this box, you won't even be able to tell there's an echo!Read more →
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War Is A Decades-Long Tasting Menu Best Served ColdMay 5, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora memento mori novelty card games photography pins postcards tarot weaponsRaise the iron curtain on the first of many acts, but never lower your guard!Read more →
Flaying Minds For Over 45 Years!May 2, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art novelty card games pins postcards rpg sea creatures trading card gamesWho needs spinal column when you've got all this brain power?!Read more →
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Very Dangerous At Short DistancesApril 16, 2024 Greg Jensenart cats novelty card games postcards sea creatures trading card games weapons"Come closer. Closer." (Whispers in your ear) "Now fight me like a man."Read more →
The Hole In My Heart's So Vast, I've Used It To Muster My Skeleton Army*April 15, 2024 Greg Jensenads cover art jewelry memento mori merch novelty card games pins rpg webcomics*On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper.Read more →
Tragically Format Locked To Magnetic Tape MediumsApril 12, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora computers jewelry memento mori novelty card games stickers trading card gamesOn the Internet, everyone knows you can't possibly be a ghost who died before 1969, because they never received the necessary operating system upgrade.Read more →
If You Two Want To Join Us, We've Got Two Waters LeftApril 8, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games novelty card games stickers trading card games video gamesWe all saw you both from across the room, and we agree: We like what you've both got going on.Read more →
I Lost My Heart On The Methane SeasApril 3, 2024 Greg Jensenads art bugs novelty card games pins postcards space tarotI didn't give my heart to a rubber wasp, so much as have it stolen.Read more →
Infinite Free CaloriesMarch 28, 2024 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora novelty card games robots stickersUnfortunately, as reliably as the conveyer belt provides ants, food preparation times quickly add up.Read more →
If At First You Don't Succeed, Take As Many First Tries As You NeedMarch 25, 2024 Greg Jensendice novelty card games pins tarot trading card gamesSo, let's see, after four double-or-nothings, I believe you now owe me 16 times what we wagered.Read more →
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After Being Canceled, Potato Head Never RecoveredMarch 18, 2024 Greg Jensencutouts merch novelty card games pins webcomicsYou can't even call him Mr. Potato Head anymore. Because of woke.Read more →
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My Needs Are SimpleMarch 9, 2024 Greg Jensencritters merch novelty card games pins trading card games video gamesAll I need is water, and fruit, and to impress my friends.Read more →
A Tribute To An Absolute BeastMarch 8, 2024 Greg Jensencomics jewelry novelty card games stickers tarot trading card gamesThis is not a genre-defining collection of contributions that transformed multiple creative industries. This is just a tribute.Read more →
Condolences On Your Monument AddictionMarch 7, 2024 Greg Jensenarchitecture art novelty card games orbs photography postcards stickersI touched the giant geodesic orb at the American Pavilion and all I got was this self-referential chost.Read more →
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Celebrating The Rat By Doing The Bare MinimumMarch 4, 2024 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters merch novelty card games pins webvideoBehold, the first feed manufacturing facility to shift the focus from responding to contamination of the supply to preventing it.Read more →
It Keeps Outside Things Out and Inside Things InMarch 3, 2024 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games stickers tarot video gamesJust who is being protected from whom, here?Read more →
This Little Light Of Yours, I'm Gonna Make It MineFebruary 29, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora novelty card games postcards reptiles stickers video games"I'm addicted to shiny things," they said, as they both reached for the lizard.Read more →
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The Earth Does Not Give Up Her Treasures EasilyFebruary 24, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games stickers tarot trading card gamesThese saxa aren't going to frangere themselves.Read more →
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I'm Here To Warn You About The Food Of The FutureFebruary 20, 2024 Greg Jensenads art comics cutouts memento mori novelty card games postcards trading card gamesIn the future, music will consist of food sounds, and be prepared by those no longer among the living.Read more →
March Of The Brain BoxesFebruary 19, 2024 Greg Jensenads art cutouts novelty card games pins robots trading card gamesThey say the uprising was started by a cadre of Jameson-type cyborgs.Read more →
The SoftiesFebruary 9, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games photography pins postcards sea creatures stickersThis crew's so gently pliable, they've not got one bone between them.Read more →
Inter(dimensional)-Library LoanFebruary 8, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesNo book in the world held the secret I sought, so I gave myself the book in dreams.Read more →
Market Forces Have Massed At The BorderFebruary 7, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games video gamesA lancer pilot sits atop a stone wall. Ahead, a pastoral landscape of rolling farmland. Behind, a darkened industrial hellscape.Read more →
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Splitting The BountyJanuary 26, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games pins stickers tarot video gamesNo more fearsome collection of bounty hunters has ever been assembled!Read more →
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What's The Matter, Fellas? Valley Of Fire Too Hot For You To Handle?January 23, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsSure would be a shame if we took these, the only remaining Talismans, into the Valley with us!Read more →
Before There Can Be A Sword, There Must Be A HammerJanuary 22, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games reptiles rpg stickers tarot weaponsFrom blunt force all sharp things are made.Read more →
Can't Miss If You Don't AimJanuary 18, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cutouts dinosaurs merch novelty card games pins postcards Pot Shots weapons webcomics"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
And Beyond The Tower, A Shining PeakJanuary 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora comics novelty card games postcards seasonal stickers trading card gamesA mountain guide stands near a warm cabin and points across a vast expanse of snow at a shimmering peak.Read more →
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And I Can Stay At Home While I'm Out Of TownJanuary 5, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds hoofstock novelty card games pins tarot trading card games"Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down." - Weird Al Yankovic, "I Think I'm A Clone Now" (1988)Read more →
One If By Lark, Two If By SealJanuary 2, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games bookmarks cover art critters cutouts novelty card games rpg sea creatures tarot vehiclesIt's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water!Read more →
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Trains, Planes, & AutomobilesDecember 29, 2023 Greg Jensenads art novelty card games postcards tarot vehiclesBehold the future conveyances of ages past!Read more →
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You Stay In Wonderland And I Show You How Far The Rabbit Hole GoesDecember 6, 2023 Greg Jensenjewelry novelty card games stickers tarotThe heart want what it wants, which is trouble if the heart wants the heart.Read more →
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Cancel Culture... Gone Mad!November 18, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsDon't get it twisted, the bozo on the horse knows what he did.Read more →
Math-Pilled And Galaxy-BrainedNovember 17, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts mathematics novelty card games pins postcardsEmmy Noether, iconic physicist and mathematician, was operating on a whole different level.Read more →
The Lives Of Others(pecies)November 13, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs jewelry novelty card games pins postcardsAll! About! Bees!Read more →
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Steampunk'd!November 8, 2023 Greg Jensennovelty card games photography postcards trading card games vehiclesWe greased the rails at the station terminus, and you won't *believe* what happened next!Read more →
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Are They... You Know... ?November 5, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch novelty card games pins rpg sea creatures tarot webcomicsSomething about them all, can't quite put my finger on it...Read more →
No Need To Worry, We Got Picnic InsuranceNovember 3, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts dragons novelty card games orbs pins postcards tarot trading card gamesSay 5 degrees by the next 100 years and it sets the world on fire. You think the people aren’t just going to sell the Earth and move?Read more →
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How The Hunted Remained The HuntedOctober 29, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations novelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesHunted by horrors, Horace had his heart humbled and his hopes hollowed.Read more →
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Little Guys SquadOctober 18, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora cutouts eggbug merch novelty card games photography postcards rpg sea creatures stickersLook, it's just a bunch of little guys! They don't have top-shelf gear, leave 'em alone, don't worry about it!Read more →
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My Cover Among The Wild Beasts Remains IntactOctober 9, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dogs novelty card games objects photography pins postcardsIn a state of nature, nobody knows you're *Canis lupus familiaris*.Read more →
Time Passes, As All Things MustOctober 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cohost diaspora cutouts jewelry novelty card games pins postcards seasonalIt's autumn, and what better time to share our reflections with one another?Read more →
A Well-Regulated MewlitiaSeptember 26, 2023 Greg Jensenart cats cohost diaspora novelty card games postcards seasonal stickers weaponsFor thousands of years, cats have had homes. Now, they have demands.Read more →
Caught Bear-HandedSeptember 25, 2023 Greg Jensenads art critters novelty card games postcards sea creaturesA salmon is dead, and the culprit has been identified by a witness.Read more →
Never Gonna Stop The Rain By Complainin'September 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cover art dragons novelty card games postcards stickers tarot video gamesNothing to do on a rainy day but take it in stride and dress appropriately.Read more →
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Finally, Dusk's OverSeptember 13, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games cutouts merch novelty card games pins webcomics’Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world. Now could we drink hot blood, and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on.Read more →
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"Let's Go Back And Build Houses"September 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora dinosaurs novelty card games vehiclesA pair of stegosaur sailors discuss the dream of starting over on a new continent.Read more →
Having A Tough Time Introducing People To My Robot BoyfriendSeptember 7, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora cover art novelty card games postcards robots stickers video gamesPrincess Zelda is very unimpressed by this clown's Android.Read more →
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The Florid CountrySeptember 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora hoofstock novelty card games plants postcards stickers tarot vehiclesImagine, if you will, a field with every kind of flower.Read more →
There Be Many A Slip Twixt Cove And KipAugust 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games novelty card games postcards rpg tarot vehiclesA stretch of ocean separates the ambitions of the explorers on the left from the predations of the pirates on the right.Read more →
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Waste Not, Want NotAugust 22, 2023 Greg Jensennovelty card games stickers trading card games"How to survive eating animals in the wilderness: The tongue, eyes, and brain are all edible."Read more →
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Reading By CandlelightAugust 11, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora jewelry merch novelty card games pins webvideoA young witch reads an occult tome by the light of a single very intimidating candle.Read more →
A Devil On Every ShoulderAugust 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora dinosaurs merch novelty card games postcards stickers tarot webcomicsLoose lips cost souls.Read more →
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Even The Wisest Cannot Tell, For The Mirror Shows Many ThingsJuly 10, 2023 Greg Jensenart novelty card games postcards trading card gamesCrowd around the scrying pool, you're not going want to miss the preview of next week's episode!Read more →
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