"Hi! It looks like you're collecting pins." -Pinny the Pin Assistant, Wondermark What better place for it than my vaulted art cavern? Looks like we're going to have to take nature into our own hands! What we gotta do, you see, is build them too big to succeed! Orbs, yes, but not quite heavenly. Wah-wah-wah-wipeout! Darn it! I was supposed to ger here 10,000 years ago! Back to the homestead we go! We'll get along great if you stand *right* over there. Feels like making progress toward the goal is harder than ever. These dogs do *not* have a job. My boots! My boots! My controlling shares for my boots! Feel like a winner; where air is thinner; take it from me. Some dogs are created more orb than others. Conviction is a terrible thing to concede. Or angry? Or ready for dessert? Never mind what's fueling my unstoppable flurry of blows. Keep your finger on the X button, this sequence is brutal, and it goes on *forever*! The committee of independent consultants has decreed: It kinda seems like an extra city would just be redundant. Not sure how you can be so salty but not salt your password tables. Sometimes, it's nice to visit a theme park whose theme is modest sincerity. Let me tell you, when these gummies hit, they *really hit!* The bigger they are, the harder these little guys bring them down. I don't know where this idea comes from that we're the quiet types. We're chattin' about delicious mortals all the time! All it takes is just one dropship, order yours today! "I hope you'll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it's all I have left." -A humble crow. Maybe you can't take it all with you, but this paraphernalia's gonna let me bring 'em all back! A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Hope you had a pleasant recuperation!" It's almost as though what the heart wants is not necessarily precisely what the body needs. 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Was there something in my mind? There are things they say man was not meant to know... Is this shadow out of time?" -The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, "Some Things Man Was Not Meant To Know" (2007). *On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper. "Dinosaurs are not dead! Dinosaurs are life!" "Now, you say you spell 'slaadi' with two As? Fascinating." The beauty of analog systems is that you can always given 'em a good hip check if they're not behaving! "Sinuously erect?" Looks, *New Aeon*, you said it not me. "Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches." -Ashleigh Brilliant You can't even call him Mr. Potato Head anymore. Because of woke. Teach a monkey to shoot, and they'll paint on a grimmer, grander canvas for the rest of their lives. The streets of the old city are teeming with schemers, miscreants, and those just trying to get through the day. I emerged from the disorienting journey changed in ways I could not have anticipated. A place for every color and every color in its place (not you, pink). The centaurs have been over this before, but sometimes the spirit of jazz is too strong to partake in archery. Fortunately, someone brought a spare bow. Machines should do the work. That's what they're best at. People should do the thinking. That's what they're best at. All the armaments known to the artist that are mightier than the sword. SNAKE FARM SNAKE FARM SNAKE FARM These feathered fellows bring the "smash" to "smashing the chains of the oppressed." Just sit back and let them do all the cutting. Are you telling me that cats dressed as finely as we should feel hunger? Preposterous! "Reach for a book and you touch the stars," they said. "As above, so below," they said. And look at us now! 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Oh, they laughed at me at the academy, but who's laughing now?! Hold me closer, dabbing Lancer! If you do it with a twist. Yes, artistically. Surely reading all this trashy gossip isn't bad for me! Don't get it twisted, the bozo on the horse knows what he did. Even your sharpest barbs aren't making it past this armor. Something about them all, can't quite put my finger on it... Long after the collapse of the imperial core, a long and cryptic shadow is still cast by its ghosts. Person: "Guys! What if everyone got replaced by robots and I'm the last real person left?" Narrator: "He was." "In the final analysis, everything depends on everything else." -Ashleigh Brilliant These are *original* vampire characters, they are *not Dracula*! Look out everyone, Drawfee is being horny on main again, and the community is *wound up*. 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Cats inspired by box chart a course to become box. Truly, it's good to be alive. An especially fresh fortress is appreciated more by its onlookers than by its inhabitant. Ooh, let's slip that gap! Hell is empty, and all the bastards are here. It is by your hand that the truth will be revealed to you. "Please turn down the volume or play something other than Drake." A royal crow announces, "Hooray! A brand spankin' new place to work!" A dog is astonished. The sages agree: Ancient Egypt is pretty cool. Two string-instrument artists struggle with and dwell on their art. Mazeppa regrets riding bareback in the company of much wilder ruffians. This place is just chock full of dogs! The painting spoke to me, and only to me, and fell to me to rescue her. The desert is full of strange and wondrous visions. I'll cut more off than a nose before I'm done with you. It's plane to see that it's all geometry. Some vampires being spooky, in a glamorous, aspirational way. 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Are the arms I'm supposed to take up against a sea of trouble... the very arrows I've already had the fortune of receiving? "I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it." -Ashleigh Brilliant A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "I will eventually invent a time machine." You don't know what you ask, traveler. My spiciest takes will kill a dragon, let alone a host. You'd better go to a guest that shares milder takes. Three dogs in a circle greet one another. Hop in your time machine and come to the Bad Apple, serving customers from 2011 to 2012. "It is unbelievable that this stubborn darkness, this eternal eclipse, this flaw in geometry, this eternal cloud on virgin truth can be endured." -Farkas Bolyai, c. 1825. It's the landing. “They are real, and that’s why I will never work out that hard again, because nobody wanted to believe they were real." -Nicholas Cage, 2022 Is this a dog I see before me? Or is it three? Seems, nay, 'tis a split in my vision. Bet I can fit this whole book in my mouth! "The Thousand And One Nights is not something which has died. It is a book so vast that it is not necessary to have read it, for it is a part of out memory." -Tim Rogers (2020) quoting Eliot Weinberger's (1984) translation of Jorge Luis Borges (1980). It's a cloudy day, but this kitty's not going to get caught unprepared. Nobody can resist your Stromboli dynamism. L’ENRÉGISTREMENT ÉLECTRIQUE LE PLUS PERFECTIONNÉ Every zoo is a heavy petting zoo if you're brave enough. All soft horses, no straight lines. A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Everyone is delighted that we're bound by that pact." The quest for knowledge is an infinite game played by finite creatures. "Why'd they make that drawer so hot?!" The world isn't getting smaller. Every part of it is simply accelerating toward you. "When a man tries to see into the distance, what does he do? He narrows his eyes." -Katsuhiro Otomo, 1987 A royal crow announces, "Hooray! A significant personal accomplishment!" A dog is astonished. Three eggs. Or is it four? "What we all dread most is a maze with no center." -G. K. Chesterton, 1913 Two masked and robed individuals recline in a gondola, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." The capybara is a singularly luminous animal, and space aliens have concerns. A single powerful tome can have the weight of a whole stack of fluff. You have been greeted by an inhabitant of the Moon. A man grasps at an arrow in his back, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." The animals are immune to rhetoric. An angel points at a skull, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "It's time to sleep in to commemorate the New Year!" A man creates/discovers the world, while a giant speaks/is silent. Several unnerving horse-like entities. The hottest take of all time is also literally the most superficial. 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Cats demonstrate a variety of emotions through pose, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A person holding a brilliant lantern aloft, with a speech bubble saying, "holy crap." Movie poster for Manon Des Sources, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A tuxedoed gentleman appears with a winged alchemical symbol. Eight ants circle on a Moebius band, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The animals are eventually going to confirm my suspicions." Opus the penguin tries and fails to fly, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A person stands with their head bisected, with a speech bubble saying, "holy crap." A green monkey clutches his bananas, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "It's time to perfunctorily send a card for Halloween!" A giant squid with a chicken's head attack's attacks fictional submarine The Nautilus, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." 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Two theatrical stars are pressed into a dispute over a crown, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." Saint George, having broken his lance, swings a sword at a dragon, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A Chinese print of a bird, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "Hope you will have a successful semester!" The Eiffel Tower, manipulated to appear upside-down, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." 
