As if you thought we could be stopped, or even slowed, by inclement weather. "Corporate city, lucky for some, richest island in the sun." -Public Image Ltd, "Bad Life" "We wanna invite you to go hunt with us." Surely, this will be sufficient! (It wasn't.) They will be the ones to tell you so. If you're just now joining us, this is buffo tenor Ultros, performing the opening number from *De Vermis Mysteriis*. Love is free. Love is free. Love is free. Love is free. (Ready to kick some ass!) If you stack one atop the other, you can make yourself a staircase to anywhere. Look to the sky, and you will see, in its vastness, all things. Feel like a winner; where air is thinner; take it from me. "Stare into the subliminal for as long as you can." -They Might Be Giants We thought today would be a good day for rolling. The next big things arises from what came before, even if it need not be of the same stuff. Things keep rolling along, but at what cost? Or angry? Or ready for dessert? They make me feel less alone, but I'm starting to worry it's not in the way I intended. Never mind what's fueling my unstoppable flurry of blows. Her witch hat brings all the dogs to the moors. She could walk them, but she'll stay indoors. The morning air's still crisp, best to keep the java warm. None can contest that this hoard is mine and that it is safe in my keeping. Keep your finger on the X button, this sequence is brutal, and it goes on *forever*! It's a very slow dance, but on a truly grand scale. Devastating momentum! (Mediocre turning radii) They say the only way that anyone ever comes to know her is in passing. From purple timber no good thing was ever drank. Though it be cool, and dark, much grows in the waters of the bog. Fast fashion, you say? Well, they're available for a limited time, I'll tell you that much! Feed them, Seymour. Remember, everyone, it's about what your embodying, it's about attitude, it's about transformation! Cornifer, from Hollow Knight, explores a cave described as "cold, dark, damp, and stinky." Is this your first time on the path? Knuckles the echidna said "Fuck TERFs" and it roared across the battlefield from his mech's broadcast system. Why is it that the owner class so frequently don't have any class at all? Crowds part when I go out on the town with my ball & chain. Look, everyone, I'm sure one of us is going to crack their ICE eventually! When the only tool you've got is a lever, every problem looks like a fulcrum. Once upon a noontime sunny, while I pondered something funny, written in a quaint and curious book of a romantic strain — while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my window pane. “’Tis the breezy trees,” I muttered, “tapping at my window pane, only this, the wind's refrain.” Two frogs go on a coastal hike. One is bringing the sense of adventure, and the other is bringing the snacks! Pikmin! Five of them! 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Starting with this tree that I shall punch. You can't surprise me! My vision's periphery all the way round! We all saw you both from across the room, and we agree: We like what you've both got going on. Vee are going to PUMP YOU UP! These ladies aren't going anywhere. It is the world around them that will change. Reach for the top with the flats of your feet! Look, all I'm saying is that we're never going to run out of space up there. All I need is water, and fruit, and to impress my friends. Just who is being protected from whom, here? "I'm addicted to shiny things," they said, as they both reached for the lizard. Some voids swallow the light that shine on them, but others wholly deflect it. "In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." -Ashleigh Brilliant "If you think about it, Platinum, the whole rest of the world is Sheep, isn't it?" Machines should do the work. That's what they're best at. People should do the thinking. That's what they're best at. 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Crimson acid can hear what they're saying to her. Hold me closer, dabbing Lancer! Tell us experience that we can earn. "There is no joy more intense than that of coming upon a fact that cannot be understood in terms of currently accepted ideas." -Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin You have nothing to lose but access to a power supply! The material world is behind you. Ahead is the world of spirits. Games have rules, so it follows that they probably also have those who think themselves rulers. A couple meets under a starry sky filled with fruit. Long after the collapse of the imperial core, a long and cryptic shadow is still cast by its ghosts. A man and woman ponder an ord, within which is an alien who ponders them back with an order of its own. From the beyond, further orbs, and further pondering of this pondering. Make way for the new goth royalty. "In the final analysis, everything depends on everything else." -Ashleigh Brilliant Yellow his room, with a new yellow curtain, and two yellow eyes, and everything is jaune for him. The Zee shines with all the colors of the Neathbow. Nothing to do on a rainy day but take it in stride and dress appropriately. Bookmaking is a machine for turning forests into knowledge. Princess Zelda is very unimpressed by this clown's Android. You see a world made different when viewed through cracked glass. The future corpses of America face down the power behind the throne. The fruits of the past are delicious today, the fruits of today are delicious forever. Pigeons are very fine birds, but please appreciate them respectfully. Three performers make music for you across the wires, and into your ear alone. Hell is empty, and all the bastards are here. A celebration of NASA computer Katherine Johnson. Link meets his match in the Sword Hoarder. This place is just chock full of dogs! A book tyrant descends to announce that reading is now mandatory. The month of June is a time for beautiful flora. Jack's lucky chucks attack Waluigi's semi-wahtomatic wahndgun. "Did you know? It is impossible to outrun your own reflection." -Celeste (2018) Betray your tyrants and choose violence. "Did you know? Most climbing mishaps occur due to exhaustion. Remember to take regular breaks!" -Celeste (2018) On behalf of Battle Mountain's mayor, Isabelle is excited to welcome you to the neighborhood! Link is armed with lon lon milk as he makes his way through woods soft and silent. You wouldn't Potemkin Buster a trans girl. Right? The Knight brandishes its nail as it is borne by the Last Stag into the deepest, buggiest corners of Hallownest. Three women, accented in gold, present their respective trigrams of power. Three dogs in a circle greet one another. The tripartite faces of slumber, the boy, the bear, and the forebearer. Swan atop the battlement, Goose down on the pavement. A winged strawberry floats above a windmill in a snow-blanketed cityscape. I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: Survive. A stack of tetraminos, vandalized and decaying, stand forgotten in a warehouse. You have been greeted by an inhabitant of the Moon. A man creates/discovers the world, while a giant speaks/is silent. 
