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Give A Monkey A Gun, And They'll Paint For A DayMarch 15, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games critters merch novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games webcomicsTeach a monkey to shoot, and they'll paint on a grimmer, grander canvas for the rest of their lives.Read more →
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Celebrating The Rat By Doing The Bare MinimumMarch 4, 2024 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters merch novelty card games pins webvideoBehold, the first feed manufacturing facility to shift the focus from responding to contamination of the supply to preventing it.Read more →
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So Focused On The Solution That They Overlooked The ProblemJanuary 15, 2024 Greg Jensencats critters cutouts rpg tarot trading card games"You are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you. You've unraveled DNA, and at the same time, you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. D'you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? **You lot?**" - *The Second Coming* (2003), as sampled by Orbital (2004) on "You Lot"Read more →
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Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your HairJanuary 11, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art critters stickers trading card gamesNow that they've been adorned with flowers, there's no denying that these are the beasts of all time.Read more →
Aérer Le GâteauJanuary 9, 2024 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora critters eggbug merch photography postcards rabbits stickers webcomicsAh, Paris. City of love, city of cake.Read more →
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One If By Lark, Two If By SealJanuary 2, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games bookmarks cover art critters cutouts novelty card games rpg sea creatures tarot vehiclesIt's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water!Read more →
And Deep Black Shadows, Which Are Sharper And Harder Than Any Seen On EarthDecember 28, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters merch pins postcards space stickers tarot trading card gamesThe moon is not a place for people. It will never forgive these people for trying to be Selenites.Read more →
THE GIFT IS GOODDecember 24, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters merch seasonal stickers tarot trading card games webcomicsZardoz gets to play Santa this year. The results are surprisingly heartwarming!Read more →
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Carnival Of The AnimalsDecember 5, 2023 Greg Jensenamphibians art birds board games cats cohost diaspora critters dogs postcards sea creaturesJust *every* kind of animal, all hanging out together!Read more →
A Universe Of OrbsNovember 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora critters orbs postcards space stickers tarotCan't hardly ponder 'em all, there's so many orbs out here!Read more →
Getting All Your Memories Around The Table For The HolidaysNovember 23, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens critters cutouts rabbits seasonal stickersWould you like you memories with tea? Or with gravy?Read more →
Make It A Story Of Great Distances, And StarlightNovember 21, 2023 Greg Jensencritters photography postcards rpg stickers tarot trading card games"The name of the story will be Time, but you must not pronounce its name." -Robert Penn WarrenRead more →
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Caught Bear-HandedSeptember 25, 2023 Greg Jensenads art critters novelty card games postcards sea creaturesA salmon is dead, and the culprit has been identified by a witness.Read more →
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Minority ReportSeptember 11, 2023 Greg Jensenads art birds cohost diaspora critters dinosaurs hoofstock merch novelty card games pins postcards stickers webcomicsA pink zebra is looking to get a trio of animals drunk; only the one with the worst judgment is interested.Read more →
We've Got Whalesign!September 3, 2023 Greg Jensencats critters cutouts objects orbs postcards sea creatures stickersSpace bear was promised space whales, and boy are there space whales!Read more →
Resting In The UnderbrushSeptember 2, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora critters jewelry photography pins plants postcards trading card gamesWalk slowly through the forest, for it is full of resting creatures.Read more →
I'll Have Mine Black.August 19, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters hoofstock objects pins postcards trading card gamesWarning: Coffee may be the brutal, searing temperature of the sun.Read more →
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New Office, New Bulletin Board, New You!July 5, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds cohost diaspora critters dogs jewelry merch postcards sea creatures webcomicsA royal crow announces, "Hooray! A brand spankin' new place to work!" A dog is astonished.Read more →
The Earth Is A Pizza... But The Universe Is A SaladJune 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters daemons novelty card games orbs pins postcards sea creatures tarotEven a flat Earth resides in a vast and voluminous universe that is full of wonders.Read more →
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Nature Is ForgettingJune 11, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters hoofstock photography postcards stickers tarotThe feeble scribblings of humanity are no match for the combined efforts of the flora and fauna.Read more →
The Ape Varies In Size And ShapeMay 26, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters novelty card games plants trading card gamesThe Kird Ape is 1/1, and receives +1/+2 when the controller has forests in play.Read more →
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Power CorruptsApril 27, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters cutouts pins tarot"A trap is only a trap if you don't know about it. If you know about it, it's a challenge." -China Miéville, 1998. (A rat's become a fat cat, flanked by kings gone rank.)Read more →
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What Is It Like To Be A Creature?April 4, 2023 Greg Jensenads birds critters merch postcards trading card games webcomicsIn the mind of the creature, fly away from here, from this human cognition to the Umwelts that are near.Read more →
"I've Never Drawn An Ape Before!"March 25, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters merch pins postcards trading card games webvideo"I mean, you're not doing it now, either."Read more →
Fata Somni, Nonus, Decimus, et MortusMarch 16, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora critters cutouts postcards tarot video gamesThe tripartite faces of slumber, the boy, the bear, and the forebearer.Read more →
Mysterious Places, Perfect HarmonyMarch 14, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters cutouts objects photography postcards tarot"You can’t deny this song is actually a banger."Read more →
It's Not The Wait That Kills YouMarch 10, 2023 Greg Jensencritters merch objects pins rpg tarot trading card games webcomicsIt's the landing.Read more →
What The Heart WantsFebruary 14, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds cohost diaspora critters fantastic creatures merch novelty card games pins postcards trading card games webcomicsEvery zoo is a heavy petting zoo if you're brave enough.Read more →
Imagine RodentsFebruary 10, 2023 Greg Jensenads bookmarks critters novelty card gamesThe Food and Drug Administration (FDA Code 21 CFR) sets the standard and regulates the range of irradiating laboratory animal food products between 10-50kGy for Electronic Beam (e-beam), X-Ray and Gamma (Cobalt) Irradiation.Read more →
CHARGE!January 22, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters novelty card games pins postcards Pot ShotsHow is an ungulate like a human-powered aircraft?Read more →
The Brilliance Of 100 Billion SunsJanuary 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart critters merch pins postcards tarot webcomicsThe capybara is a singularly luminous animal, and space aliens have concerns.Read more →
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Into The Wild Blue YonderDecember 6, 2022 Greg Jensenart birds critters merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsOpus the penguin tries and fails to fly, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
Not Dressed For The TerrainDecember 1, 2022 Greg Jensenart critters merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsA wanderer stands above a sea of fog, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."Read more →
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