"Hey, do you ever get the feeling like maybe there's an imposter among us?"
The flavor matters little, young one, you have come here to grow.
Good thing we all thought to bring out protective headgear.
Behold these modes of transit fit for a rarified heir.
These two really know how to breathe fresh air into their relationship!
Because if not by our hands, and then by whose?
This honkin' snoot's a beaut. I'm gonna let it hoot.
Back to the homestead we go!
"History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth." -Ashleigh Brilliant
Feels like making progress toward the goal is harder than ever.
"Want something?" -VHS Head, "Frozen" (2014)
Revived out of a sense of begrudged duty.
"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the window." -Ashleigh Brilliant
Look to the sky, and you will see, in its vastness, all things.
Feel like a winner; where air is thinner; take it from me.
Nature, uh, finds a way.
There's treasure everywhere! So really, you should be thanking me for all these great gifts.
If you don't watch out, there's gonna tamagetcha!
Three of two of them.
These raptors are capable of velocities their ancient ancestors could never imagine.
I hear that there's no comparison, that this is peak duck!
Next stop: Exceeding 300 kilometers per hour!
Owl be seeing you later!
By land, by air, or by sea, we've got the world covered.
"I hope you'll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it's all I have left." -A humble crow.
"Pull this lever," they said. "It opens all the cages at once, easy peasy," they said.
I know some people say think they're very one-dimensional, but I sure think they've got depth.
If you think she's going to make a splash when she hits the waves, wait until you see how big a splash he makes!
You know what would really get us ready for out astral raids? *Costume jewelry!*
If that girl's going to keep her hearts full, she'd better use a spin attack!
Don't mind him, he's just pining for the fjords.
This looks like a job for Claude Chappe, inventor of wireless long-distance semaphore!
"Distance doesn't really make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a larger picture." -Ashleigh Brilliant
Why work together to accomplish something, when you can shun the company of others and complain to strangers?
In today's 'Feat Head-To-Head,' we'll be comparing two different options for spicing up your NPCs
Come to the fortified city of Provins, guaranteed to be safe from armies with small-to-moderate siege capabilities!
"Dinosaurs are not dead! Dinosaurs are life!"
We all saw you both from across the room, and we agree: We like what you've both got going on.
Sometimes it's not enough to be the cock of the walk. Sometimes, you need the walk all to yourself.
The streets of the old city are teeming with schemers, miscreants, and those just trying to get through the day.
When you're looking at the world while you've got the blues, a blue Moon just looks like the Moon.
These feathered fellows bring the "smash" to "smashing the chains of the oppressed."
"Tutto quello a cui riesco a pensare è prendere altre patatine!" -Every seagull in Venice, probably.
Together, these two owls break the law to get justice.
"Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down." - Weird Al Yankovic, "I Think I'm A Clone Now" (1988)
It's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water!
Who keeps so many birds in boxes?!
Just *every* kind of animal, all hanging out together!
Tell us experience that we can earn.
The Grand Palace is getting positively mobbed by flying aircraft.
If you do it with a twist. Yes, artistically.
A bunch of beaky busybodies band together.
What more does a witch need than the Moon, the stars, an orb, a tower, and ten or so animal companions?
A macaw, a parrot, a crow, and a raven walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says, "What is this, some kind of chost?"
Mary Anning (1799-1847) was one of the great paleontologists of the 19th century.
It's autumn, and what better time to share our reflections with one another?
This bird had it all figured out, or so they thought.
Two beaked warriors with blades drawn are ready to protect a beaky baby.
Scavengers gonna scavenge. So yeah, mind if I grab a couple fries?
A pink zebra is looking to get a trio of animals drunk; only the one with the worst judgment is interested.
Many birds, many eyes, an insatiable hunger.
A star-struck owl gazes into the vast unknowable depths beyond the atmosphere.
Folks with skin untouched by the sun.
A royal crow announces, "Hooray! A brand spankin' new place to work!" A dog is astonished.
A trio of long-beaked birds jointly consider their shared two centuries of experience.
A flock of books take flight.
A delicate boundary between worlds, but doom awaits those who believe their love will carry them across its threshold.
Betray your tyrants and choose violence.
In the mind of the creature, fly away from here, from this human cognition to the Umwelts that are near.
Swan atop the battlement, Goose down on the pavement.
Every zoo is a heavy petting zoo if you're brave enough.
"I accept that the planet is warm, and I rejoice that it is warm." -Mark Steyn (ghoul), 2015.
An incredulous bird is surrounded by smaller birds and approximate birds.
Three wacky ladies are really excited to share their opinions.
A man grasps at an arrow in his back, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."
The animals are immune to rhetoric.
A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "It's time to sleep in to commemorate the New Year!"
Three amniotes are enthusiastically ready for things to get weird.
A train journeys to space, with a speech bubble saying, "AAAAAAA"
Eight ants circle on a Moebius band, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."
Opus the penguin tries and fails to fly, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."
A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "It's time to perfunctorily send a card for Halloween!"
A Chinese print of a bird, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."