"The dead don't return," they say. Well, certainly not if we can help it!
LOOK AT THEM! LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE BLINDING FURY OF THESE ADS!
"I'm worried that those other pups at the dog park are a bad influence."
"The indignity! To have been outrun by a tree!"
"With you busting their chops and my bypassing their doors, no one can stop us!"
"You're calling a propeller biplane a jet?" "Hell yeah."
I'm gonna solve all the mysteries! I'm indestructible!
"I'm not just fucking around. I aim to find out."
Exiting through the gift shop is *so* 2010, after all.
"According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports." -Ashleigh Brilliant
Gain one free attack of opportunity per turn when wielding a bludgeoning weapon.
"Sure, the plane's already in the air, but there's plenty of time to finish building the landing gear!"
The better to smell our enemies with, my dear.
"Don't stop, don't stop, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go." -Dean Martin, "Go Go Go" (1951).
New horse? Bring it here, let's see those teeth.
Don't forget: There were multiple French Revolutions to overthrow monarchs, and we're already up to the Fifth French Republic.
Did it just... chuckle?
How dare you tell me I can't flip this table?!
It's pretty to look at, so surely it must be safe to ingest! (Geez, who put all these labels on this thing?)
They say robojazz is all about the lines of code that you *don't* run.