Far Above The PhlogistonOctober 20, 2024 Greg Jensenads art cover art cutouts postcards rpg space trading card gamesAbove us, the celestial fire. Below us, the infernal heat.Read more →
So Very Many Maidens Stumbling Upon My DoorstepOctober 16, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cutouts memento mori postcards rpg tarot"starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost" -vamprisms, 2022-09-17Read more →
Oh, What A Strangely Attractive Skein We SpinOctober 15, 2024 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora hoofstock mathematics pins postcards rpg stickers tarot🎶If you want to destroy your reason, trace this thread to its origin.🎵Read more →
Slipping Through The Gaps In Your Court DefensesOctober 8, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games re-text rpg tarotIt seems you've got a reply for my every quip. You wouldn't happen to be my foil, would you?Read more →
The Nuclear OptionSeptember 22, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora cutouts merch pins rpg stickers tarot vehicles video gamesKnuckles the echidna said "Fuck TERFs" and it roared across the battlefield from his mech's broadcast system.Read more →
Gummy (Pejorative)September 8, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations cutouts food novelty card games postcards re-text rpgWelcome to the haunted world of HORRIBO.Read more →
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HEAVEN OR HELLSeptember 1, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora collage daemons postcards rpg tarot"There's nothing sexier than giving the last blow to a candle that's about to go out." -I-No, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus RRead more →
Team EarthtoneAugust 30, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds bugs cohost diaspora fantastic creatures novelty card games postcards rpg stickers tarotBy land, by air, or by sea, we've got the world covered.Read more →
Groceries From The End Of The WorldAugust 27, 2024 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora cover art memento mori novelty card games photography postcards rpg trading card games webvideoI'm just coming back from the shops. Hope these supplies aren't too haunted!Read more →
You Don't Need A Harvest As Much As I Need RevengeAugust 14, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora merch rpg stickers tarot video gamesWhile we're at it, any chance we could get your plow as well? We're going to need some battering rams.Read more →
Cookin' Up Some PixelsAugust 10, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch novelty card games rpg stickers tarot video gamesThis retro aesthetic has a particularly appealing crunch to it!Read more →
Concerns Have Been Raised Over What the Heart WantsAugust 2, 2024 Greg Jensenart film merch pins postcards rpg stickers tarot video games webcomicsIt's almost as though what the heart wants is not necessarily precisely what the body needs.Read more →
It's Not So Much The Door That's The Challenge As It's Who Stands In Front Of ItJuly 12, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora daemons dogs pins rpg trading card gamesYou're going to need to put a lot of heads together to outsmart this wolf pack.Read more →
Tales Of The Lance(s)July 2, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora hoofstock merch rpg stickers trading card games video games weaponsI'm hearing a lot of good things about, I think they're called "Lancers?" All the rage, I hear.Read more →
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Bold Hair, Dark Eyes, Cursed Swords, Can't LoseJune 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds board games cover art novelty card games postcards rpg stickers tarotYou know what would really get us ready for out astral raids? *Costume jewelry!*Read more →
Some Pretty Fierce Beasts Along This Shortcut, Hope She's High Enough LevelJune 11, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds cats cohost diaspora critters pins postcards rpg stickersIf that girl's going to keep her hearts full, she'd better use a spin attack!Read more →
Come On In, The Water's AliveJune 1, 2024 Greg Jensenamphibians cohost diaspora novelty card games photography postcards rpg stickersThey say that by the time you make it to the deep end, visibility goes down to zero!Read more →
Flaying Minds For Over 45 Years!May 2, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art novelty card games pins postcards rpg sea creatures trading card gamesWho needs spinal column when you've got all this brain power?!Read more →
The Dream Of The 1390s Is Alive In The 1990sApril 26, 2024 Greg Jensenads architecture birds cohost diaspora hoofstock reptiles rpg stickers weaponsCome to the fortified city of Provins, guaranteed to be safe from armies with small-to-moderate siege capabilities!Read more →
Our Idol Is Immaculate, IncorruptibleApril 24, 2024 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora eggbug merch postcards rpg stickersWhen the worshipers of the Golden Capybara came into contact with the worshipers of the Golden Eggbug, the Golden Horde was born.Read more →
The Hole In My Heart's So Vast, I've Used It To Muster My Skeleton Army*April 15, 2024 Greg Jensenads cover art jewelry memento mori merch novelty card games pins rpg webcomics*On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper.Read more →
You Know, I'm Something Of A Planeswalker MyselfApril 13, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art cohost diaspora daemons merch pins postcards rpg tarot trading card games webcomics"Now, you say you spell 'slaadi' with two As? Fascinating."Read more →
Now, Bring Me That HorizonApril 10, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters photography pins postcards rpg tarotMy journey shall take me beyond the shore, beyond the sea, beyond even the sky itself.Read more →
You Robbed From The Wrong Crew, Air BreatherApril 4, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora jewelry pins postcards rpg sea creatures tarot"Did you think such a treasure would have only one protector, waiting around bored and alone for you to blunder in and take it?"Read more →
Well, I Guess You're Pretty Cute, So How About A Riddle?March 24, 2024 Greg Jensenfantastic creatures merch novelty card games photography pins postcards rpg tarot webvideoNo? Look, do you want to get into the Field of Reeds or not?Read more →
Rowdy Cock ModeMarch 23, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds pins rpg trading card gamesSometimes it's not enough to be the cock of the walk. Sometimes, you need the walk all to yourself.Read more →
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The Duplicity Of The SkyMarch 10, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora cutouts photography postcards rpg tarot trading card gamesWhich of of the sky's faces will it turn towards us tomorrow?Read more →
A Light-Defying BlacknessFebruary 23, 2024 Greg Jensenads comics cover art cutouts merch postcards rpg stickers tarot video gamesSome voids swallow the light that shine on them, but others wholly deflect it.Read more →
When We Said, "Grab Your Gear And Make Ready," You Know That's Not What We MeantFebruary 22, 2024 Greg Jensenads art fantastic creatures merch postcards rpg stickers trading card games weapons webcomicsThe centaurs have been over this before, but sometimes the spirit of jazz is too strong to partake in archery. Fortunately, someone brought a spare bow.Read more →
Inter(dimensional)-Library LoanFebruary 8, 2024 Greg Jensennovelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesNo book in the world held the secret I sought, so I gave myself the book in dreams.Read more →
And Nothing Was GainedFebruary 4, 2024 Greg Jensenart comics postcards rpg tarot trading card games"When asked by a noted art scholar the appropriate distance from which to stand when viewing his magnum opus plainly entitled Loss, Tim Buckley famously responded 'What? Fuck You!' and banned me from his forum" -Hareton SplimbyRead more →
Chaotic WeevilFebruary 1, 2024 Greg Jensenart bugs cohost diaspora dinosaurs eggbug merch novelty card games rpg stickers tarot weaponsThe essence of the chaotic alignment is a little less conversation, a little more mayhem.Read more →
Defeating The Irresistible Force With A Movable ObjectJanuary 27, 2024 Greg Jensenhoofstock photography postcards rpg tarot weaponsA charging armored knight is no match for a nude longbowman whose aim is true.Read more →
Before There Can Be A Sword, There Must Be A HammerJanuary 22, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games reptiles rpg stickers tarot weaponsFrom blunt force all sharp things are made.Read more →
So Focused On The Solution That They Overlooked The ProblemJanuary 15, 2024 Greg Jensencats critters cutouts rpg tarot trading card games"You are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you. You've unraveled DNA, and at the same time, you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. D'you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? **You lot?**" - *The Second Coming* (2003), as sampled by Orbital (2004) on "You Lot"Read more →
It Will Guide You Across The Sea, And Back To MeJanuary 8, 2024 Greg Jensenart critters postcards rpg tarot trading card gamesTo go on this journey, goat north.Read more →
Three, Two, One, Let's JamJanuary 7, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora dogs postcards rpg stickers tarot video gamesWhat do the acoustic guitar, the electric guitar, the mandolin, and the fiddle have in common? Sicks shreds.Read more →
One If By Lark, Two If By SealJanuary 2, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games bookmarks cover art critters cutouts novelty card games rpg sea creatures tarot vehiclesIt's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water!Read more →
They're Blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba DaiDecember 26, 2023 Greg Jensenart merch novelty card games postcards rpg stickers video gamesLadies! Now available in blue.Read more →
Never Did Learn Where All That Gold Came FromDecember 23, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora cutouts novelty card games objects pins rpg tarot trading card gamesWhen you're a resurrectionist, you get to be in everybody's will!Read more →
Mad Hot BallroomDecember 9, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games fantastic creatures pins rpg tarotI'll lead, you follow, try not to get burned.Read more →
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Wheel Of Antagonists, Turn Turn Turn!December 1, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds merch novelty card games pins rpg tarot video gamesTell us experience that we can earn.Read more →
Make It A Story Of Great Distances, And StarlightNovember 21, 2023 Greg Jensencritters photography postcards rpg stickers tarot trading card games"The name of the story will be Time, but you must not pronounce its name." -Robert Penn WarrenRead more →
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Waltz Of The Fashion InfluencersNovember 12, 2023 Greg Jensenart bookmarks cover art cutouts daemons pins rpg tarotDon't hate us because we're beautiful. Well, maybe go ahead and hate, it's great for our metrics.Read more →
What's Up, Gamers?November 9, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora novelty card games rpg stickers video gamesGames have rules, so it follows that they probably also have those who think themselves rulers.Read more →
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Taste The FirmamentNovember 4, 2023 Greg Jensenads merch pins plants rpg space tarot video gamesA couple meets under a starry sky filled with fruit.Read more →
How The Hunted Remained The HuntedOctober 29, 2023 Greg Jensenabominations novelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesHunted by horrors, Horace had his heart humbled and his hopes hollowed.Read more →
Pressure's OnOctober 23, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora merch postcards Pot Shots rpg stickers tarot video games webcomics"In the final analysis, everything depends on everything else." -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
They're A Friend GroupOctober 22, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds pins postcards rpg tarotA macaw, a parrot, a crow, and a raven walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says, "What is this, some kind of chost?"Read more →
Little Guys SquadOctober 18, 2023 Greg Jensenbugs cohost diaspora cutouts eggbug merch novelty card games photography postcards rpg sea creatures stickersLook, it's just a bunch of little guys! They don't have top-shelf gear, leave 'em alone, don't worry about it!Read more →
"I Wear No Mask!"October 13, 2023 Greg Jensenmerch photography postcards rpg stickers tarot trading card games video gamesYellow his room, with a new yellow curtain, and two yellow eyes, and everything is jaune for him.Read more →
Never Thought Darkness Could Shine So BrightOctober 10, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts daemons memento mori pins postcards rpg tarotThis little sprawling gloom, she's gonna let it loom.Read more →
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Tarot For Dogs (Large)October 3, 2023 Greg Jensencollage cutouts rpg tarot trading card gamesStrength? How about this dog show you what strength looks like?Read more →
Fossil-FueledSeptember 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts dinosaurs postcards rpgBespectacled British scholarship is no match for theropods!Read more →
Keep Those Gears Turning, These Manuscripts Aren't Going To Dust Themselves!September 18, 2023 Greg Jensenart cover art cutouts objects rpg tarot trading card games video gamesBookmaking is a machine for turning forests into knowledge.Read more →
Start 'em SmallSeptember 17, 2023 Greg Jensendragons novelty card games pins rpg tarot weaponsA diminutive kobold is ready for training with the swordmaster.Read more →
Pew, Pew, Fight The Powah!September 5, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens jewelry novelty card games rpg stickers tarot vehicles weaponsAssassinate the Imperator with the power of light!Read more →
In A Mirror, AskanceSeptember 4, 2023 Greg Jensencohost diaspora rpg stickers tarot video gamesYou see a world made different when viewed through cracked glass.Read more →
There Be Many A Slip Twixt Cove And KipAugust 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games novelty card games postcards rpg tarot vehiclesA stretch of ocean separates the ambitions of the explorers on the left from the predations of the pirates on the right.Read more →
Bet Your Life?August 4, 2023 Greg Jensencutouts memento mori photography rpg stickers tarotAre we sure we want to keep spinning this particular wheel?Read more →
M.O.O.V.E.R.June 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games hoofstock merch postcards rpg tarot vehicles webvideoDon't rate this sports car in terms of horsepower, but rather in terms of cow power.Read more →
Nothing Is True, Everything Is DeliciousJune 26, 2023 Greg Jensenads art cohost diaspora postcards rpg stickers tarotOrange you tempted by this dizzying cornucopia of vices?Read more →
Fortuna RegnatJune 23, 2023 Greg Jensendice mathematics novelty card games rpg tarot trading card gamesYou cannot learn statistics without first considering the simple coin flip.Read more →
BalanÈ›aJune 21, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture art pins postcards rpg tarot"We've got to build our life on new foundations. We must get back to primeval integrity." -Eugène Ionesco, 1960.Read more →
Rattle & StrumJune 15, 2023 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora merch postcards rpg stickers tarot webcomicsTwo string-instrument artists struggle with and dwell on their art.Read more →
Who, When We Do Our Darkest Deeds, Do We Tell?June 10, 2023 Greg Jensenads cohost diaspora film postcards rabbits rpg stickers tarotGot a secret. Can you keep it? Swear, this one you'll save.Read more →
An Amateur Can't Fight A Guy Who Does It Two-Handed. It's Like An Ant Fighting GodJune 4, 2023 Greg Jensendice photography pins postcards rpg trading card games weaponsFew people today realize that King Charles the First had specialized in dual-wielding.Read more →
All It Takes Is One SparkJune 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart cutouts dragons postcards rpg tarotThings are getting hot, and some foundations are starting to crack.Read more →
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Started In The Basement And Now We're Out ThereMay 21, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture photography pins postcards rpg space tarotThe Great Telescope of Birr meets the telescopes of the future.Read more →
"Information. Paperbacks. Top Floor... You'll Need A Net."May 4, 2023 Greg Jensenbirds bookmarks rpg tarot trading card gamesA flock of books take flight.Read more →
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