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Go Get 'Em, Big Bro!

April 24, 2025 Greg Jensen
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You mess with one of us, you mess with most of us!
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Man You Bat-tle Stations!

April 17, 2025 Greg Jensen
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Our hero is about to shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.
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The Wound Wolves

April 6, 2025 Greg Jensen
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It's going to take a lot more than that to stop them.
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LET! πŸ‘ DOGS! πŸ‘ HAVE! πŸ‘ HOBBIES! πŸ‘

April 5, 2025 Greg Jensen
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DOGS! πŸ‘ DESERVE! πŸ‘ IMAGINATIVE! πŸ‘ SPACES! πŸ‘
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When You Realize, Years Later, That You Forgot To Block A Number

March 30, 2025 Greg Jensen
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Haha, that's so random! So, anyway, just curious, who's you're parole officer?
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Sorry For Breaking The World

March 29, 2025 Greg Jensen
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In our defense, we got rich doing it, so how were we supposed to know any better?
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And The Strange Attractors That Surround Her

February 12, 2025 Greg Jensen
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"I'm cold and I'm bold and I don't do what I'm told." -Information Society, "Mirrorshades" (1990).
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Stay Frosty, Girls

January 29, 2025 Greg Jensen
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There's a lot going on, dress warm and keep watch.
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Making The Most Of Cold Weather

January 17, 2025 Greg Jensen
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Do you want to build a ski lift?
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Nourishing The Next Generation

December 13, 2024 Greg Jensen
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The next big things arises from what came before, even if it need not be of the same stuff.
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Ser Bud

November 29, 2024 Greg Jensen
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One need only point out where the artifact is hidden and command, "Fetch!"
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Show Us The Rivals That We Must Burn!

November 24, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Please turn to p. 104 and consult the Wheel Table.
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Refracted Illuminations

November 18, 2024 Greg Jensen
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We're gonna need a bigger magnifying glass.
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Far Above The Phlogiston

October 20, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Above us, the celestial fire. Below us, the infernal heat.
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So Very Many Maidens Stumbling Upon My Doorstep

October 16, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost" -vamprisms, 2022-09-17
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Oh, What A Strangely Attractive Skein We Spin

October 15, 2024 Greg Jensen
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🎢If you want to destroy your reason, trace this thread to its origin.🎡
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Slipping Through The Gaps In Your Court Defenses

October 8, 2024 Greg Jensen
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It seems you've got a reply for my every quip. You wouldn't happen to be my foil, would you?
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The Nuclear Option

September 22, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Knuckles the echidna said "Fuck TERFs" and it roared across the battlefield from his mech's broadcast system.
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Gummy (Pejorative)

September 8, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Welcome to the haunted world of HORRIBO.
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Topologic

September 2, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"Well, it's very simple. See, if you inflate a balloon and seal it, at which point you've got -1 holes..."
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HEAVEN OR HELL

September 1, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"There's nothing sexier than giving the last blow to a candle that's about to go out." -I-No, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R
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Team Earthtone

August 30, 2024 Greg Jensen
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By land, by air, or by sea, we've got the world covered.
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Groceries From The End Of The World

August 27, 2024 Greg Jensen
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I'm just coming back from the shops. Hope these supplies aren't too haunted!
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You Don't Need A Harvest As Much As I Need Revenge

August 14, 2024 Greg Jensen
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While we're at it, any chance we could get your plow as well? We're going to need some battering rams.
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Cookin' Up Some Pixels

August 10, 2024 Greg Jensen
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This retro aesthetic has a particularly appealing crunch to it!
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Concerns Have Been Raised Over What the Heart Wants

August 2, 2024 Greg Jensen
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It's almost as though what the heart wants is not necessarily precisely what the body needs.
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It's Not So Much The Door That's The Challenge As It's Who Stands In Front Of It

July 12, 2024 Greg Jensen
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You're going to need to put a lot of heads together to outsmart this wolf pack.
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Tales Of The Lance(s)

July 2, 2024 Greg Jensen
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I'm hearing a lot of good things about, I think they're called "Lancers?" All the rage, I hear.
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Hammerclangers

June 22, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"What do we make? Motherfucker, we make *money!*"
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Bold Hair, Dark Eyes, Cursed Swords, Can't Lose

June 17, 2024 Greg Jensen
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You know what would really get us ready for out astral raids? *Costume jewelry!*
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Some Pretty Fierce Beasts Along This Shortcut, Hope She's High Enough Level

June 11, 2024 Greg Jensen
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If that girl's going to keep her hearts full, she'd better use a spin attack!
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Come On In, The Water's Alive

June 1, 2024 Greg Jensen
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They say that by the time you make it to the deep end, visibility goes down to zero!
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Flaying Minds For Over 45 Years!

May 2, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Who needs spinal column when you've got all this brain power?!
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The Dream Of The 1390s Is Alive In The 1990s

April 26, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Come to the fortified city of Provins, guaranteed to be safe from armies with small-to-moderate siege capabilities!
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Our Idol Is Immaculate, Incorruptible

April 24, 2024 Greg Jensen
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When the worshipers of the Golden Capybara came into contact with the worshipers of the Golden Eggbug, the Golden Horde was born.
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The Hole In My Heart's So Vast, I've Used It To Muster My Skeleton Army*

April 15, 2024 Greg Jensen
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*On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper.
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You Know, I'm Something Of A Planeswalker Myself

April 13, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"Now, you say you spell 'slaadi' with two As? Fascinating."
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Now, Bring Me That Horizon

April 10, 2024 Greg Jensen
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My journey shall take me beyond the shore, beyond the sea, beyond even the sky itself.
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You Robbed From The Wrong Crew, Air Breather

April 4, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"Did you think such a treasure would have only one protector, waiting around bored and alone for you to blunder in and take it?"
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Well, I Guess You're Pretty Cute, So How About A Riddle?

March 24, 2024 Greg Jensen
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No? Look, do you want to get into the Field of Reeds or not?
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Rowdy Cock Mode

March 23, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Sometimes it's not enough to be the cock of the walk. Sometimes, you need the walk all to yourself.
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Streetlife

March 14, 2024 Greg Jensen
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The streets of the old city are teeming with schemers, miscreants, and those just trying to get through the day.
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The Duplicity Of The Sky

March 10, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Which of of the sky's faces will it turn towards us tomorrow?
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A Light-Defying Blackness

February 23, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Some voids swallow the light that shine on them, but others wholly deflect it.
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When We Said, "Grab Your Gear And Make Ready," You Know That's Not What We Meant

February 22, 2024 Greg Jensen
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The centaurs have been over this before, but sometimes the spirit of jazz is too strong to partake in archery. Fortunately, someone brought a spare bow.
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Inter(dimensional)-Library Loan

February 8, 2024 Greg Jensen
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No book in the world held the secret I sought, so I gave myself the book in dreams.
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And Nothing Was Gained

February 4, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"When asked by a noted art scholar the appropriate distance from which to stand when viewing his magnum opus plainly entitled Loss, Tim Buckley famously responded 'What? Fuck You!' and banned me from his forum" -Hareton Splimby
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Chaotic Weevil

February 1, 2024 Greg Jensen
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The essence of the chaotic alignment is a little less conversation, a little more mayhem.
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Defeating The Irresistible Force With A Movable Object

January 27, 2024 Greg Jensen
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A charging armored knight is no match for a nude longbowman whose aim is true.
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Before There Can Be A Sword, There Must Be A Hammer

January 22, 2024 Greg Jensen
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From blunt force all sharp things are made.
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So Focused On The Solution That They Overlooked The Problem

January 15, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"You are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you. You've unraveled DNA, and at the same time, you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. D'you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? **You lot?**" - *The Second Coming* (2003), as sampled by Orbital (2004) on "You Lot"
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It Will Guide You Across The Sea, And Back To Me

January 8, 2024 Greg Jensen
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To go on this journey, goat north.
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Three, Two, One, Let's Jam

January 7, 2024 Greg Jensen
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What do the acoustic guitar, the electric guitar, the mandolin, and the fiddle have in common? Sicks shreds.
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One If By Lark, Two If By Seal

January 2, 2024 Greg Jensen
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It's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water!
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They're Blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai

December 26, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Ladies! Now available in blue.
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Never Did Learn Where All That Gold Came From

December 23, 2023 Greg Jensen
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When you're a resurrectionist, you get to be in everybody's will!
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Mad Hot Ballroom

December 9, 2023 Greg Jensen
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I'll lead, you follow, try not to get burned.
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Trans Rigs!

December 4, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Hold me closer, dabbing Lancer!
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100% Normal Dogs

December 3, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Each and every dog normal, not made of unusual materials at all, don't worry about it.
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Wheel Of Antagonists, Turn Turn Turn!

December 1, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Tell us experience that we can earn.
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Make It A Story Of Great Distances, And Starlight

November 21, 2023 Greg Jensen
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"The name of the story will be Time, but you must not pronounce its name." -Robert Penn Warren
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Dootmageddon

November 15, 2023 Greg Jensen
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"One of the book's signs is the sounding of seven trumpets, the fifth of which brings forth a swarm of locusts."
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Waltz Of The Fashion Influencers

November 12, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Don't hate us because we're beautiful. Well, maybe go ahead and hate, it's great for our metrics.
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What's Up, Gamers?

November 9, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Games have rules, so it follows that they probably also have those who think themselves rulers.
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Are They... You Know... ?

November 5, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Something about them all, can't quite put my finger on it...
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Taste The Firmament

November 4, 2023 Greg Jensen
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A couple meets under a starry sky filled with fruit.
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How The Hunted Remained The Hunted

October 29, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Hunted by horrors, Horace had his heart humbled and his hopes hollowed.
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Pressure's On

October 23, 2023 Greg Jensen
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"In the final analysis, everything depends on everything else." -Ashleigh Brilliant
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They're A Friend Group

October 22, 2023 Greg Jensen
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A macaw, a parrot, a crow, and a raven walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says, "What is this, some kind of chost?"
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Little Guys Squad

October 18, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Look, it's just a bunch of little guys! They don't have top-shelf gear, leave 'em alone, don't worry about it!
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"I Wear No Mask!"

October 13, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Yellow his room, with a new yellow curtain, and two yellow eyes, and everything is jaune for him.
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Never Thought Darkness Could Shine So Bright

October 10, 2023 Greg Jensen
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This little sprawling gloom, she's gonna let it loom.
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Official Legally Distinct Non-Draculas

October 6, 2023 Greg Jensen
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These are *original* vampire characters, they are *not Dracula*!
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Tarot For Dogs (Large)

October 3, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Strength? How about this dog show you what strength looks like?
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Fossil-Fueled

September 21, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Bespectacled British scholarship is no match for theropods!
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Keep Those Gears Turning, These Manuscripts Aren't Going To Dust Themselves!

September 18, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Bookmaking is a machine for turning forests into knowledge.
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Start 'em Small

September 17, 2023 Greg Jensen
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A diminutive kobold is ready for training with the swordmaster.
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Pew, Pew, Fight The Powah!

September 5, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Assassinate the Imperator with the power of light!
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In A Mirror, Askance

September 4, 2023 Greg Jensen
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You see a world made different when viewed through cracked glass.
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There Be Many A Slip Twixt Cove And Kip

August 29, 2023 Greg Jensen
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A stretch of ocean separates the ambitions of the explorers on the left from the predations of the pirates on the right.
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Bet Your Life?

August 4, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Are we sure we want to keep spinning this particular wheel?
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M.O.O.V.E.R.

June 29, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Don't rate this sports car in terms of horsepower, but rather in terms of cow power.
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Nothing Is True, Everything Is Delicious

June 26, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Orange you tempted by this dizzying cornucopia of vices?
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Fortuna Regnat

June 23, 2023 Greg Jensen
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You cannot learn statistics without first considering the simple coin flip.
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BalanΘ›a

June 21, 2023 Greg Jensen
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"We've got to build our life on new foundations. We must get back to primeval integrity." -Eugène Ionesco, 1960.
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Rattle & Strum

June 15, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Two string-instrument artists struggle with and dwell on their art.
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Who, When We Do Our Darkest Deeds, Do We Tell?

June 10, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Got a secret. Can you keep it? Swear, this one you'll save.
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An Amateur Can't Fight A Guy Who Does It Two-Handed. It's Like An Ant Fighting God

June 4, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Few people today realize that King Charles the First had specialized in dual-wielding.
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All It Takes Is One Spark

June 1, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Things are getting hot, and some foundations are starting to crack.
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Walk Like A Euclidean

May 28, 2023 Greg Jensen
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It's plane to see that it's all geometry.
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Sometimes I Haunt Even Myself

May 25, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Some vampires being spooky, in a glamorous, aspirational way.
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Winning The Arms Race

May 24, 2023 Greg Jensen
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A variety of cephalopods present an intimidating front.
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Started In The Basement And Now We're Out There

May 21, 2023 Greg Jensen
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The Great Telescope of Birr meets the telescopes of the future.
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"Information. Paperbacks. Top Floor... You'll Need A Net."

May 4, 2023 Greg Jensen
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A flock of books take flight.
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Timere Speculum Totis Paria Corporibus

May 2, 2023 Greg Jensen
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An array of threatening mirrors shine back to you the things you fear to see.
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And Hate The Idle Pleasures Of These Days

April 23, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Betray your tyrants and choose violence.
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I Found My Home On Battle Mountain

April 15, 2023 Greg Jensen
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On behalf of Battle Mountain's mayor, Isabelle is excited to welcome you to the neighborhood!
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At The End Of My Compiling There Was A Door

April 8, 2023 Greg Jensen
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This is a tribute post in honor of Grace Hopper (1906-1992).
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Only The Ladder Is Real

April 6, 2023 Greg Jensen
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The ambassador has a message for the diplomat.
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It's Not The Wait That Kills You

March 10, 2023 Greg Jensen
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It's the landing.
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Better Revenge Than Living Well

February 27, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Swan atop the battlement, Goose down on the pavement.
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Go Bigger, Last Longer

February 20, 2023 Greg Jensen
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Foreverer? More like foreverest.
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Play For Your Life?

January 29, 2023 Greg Jensen
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"Is this the original board game of death?" -Colin Barras, 2020
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Animals That Build Their Own Cages

January 16, 2023 Greg Jensen
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"What we all dread most is a maze with no center." -G. K. Chesterton, 1913
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The Apocalypse Will Be Anaglyphed

December 30, 2022 Greg Jensen
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A pair of 3D Glasses provide depth to a game that converges toward a vanishing point.
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"If You Learned From Our Mistakes, None Of You Would Be Saying Anything."

December 28, 2022 Greg Jensen
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The hottest take of all time is also literally the most superficial.
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Comfort Food

December 4, 2022 Greg Jensen
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A green monkey clutches his bananas, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."
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