Think I might need both hands for this one. A justice no less hard for all the softness of its color scheme. Pretty sure it's a skill issue. You mess with one of us, you mess with most of us! Our hero is about to shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark. It's going to take a lot more than that to stop them. DOGS! π DESERVE! π IMAGINATIVE! π SPACES! π Haha, that's so random! So, anyway, just curious, who's you're parole officer? In our defense, we got rich doing it, so how were we supposed to know any better? "I'm cold and I'm bold and I don't do what I'm told." -Information Society, "Mirrorshades" (1990). There's a lot going on, dress warm and keep watch. Do you want to build a ski lift? The next big things arises from what came before, even if it need not be of the same stuff. One need only point out where the artifact is hidden and command, "Fetch!" Please turn to p. 104 and consult the Wheel Table. We're gonna need a bigger magnifying glass. Above us, the celestial fire. Below us, the infernal heat. "starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost" -vamprisms, 2022-09-17 πΆIf you want to destroy your reason, trace this thread to its origin.π΅ It seems you've got a reply for my every quip. You wouldn't happen to be my foil, would you? Knuckles the echidna said "Fuck TERFs" and it roared across the battlefield from his mech's broadcast system. Welcome to the haunted world of HORRIBO. "Well, it's very simple. See, if you inflate a balloon and seal it, at which point you've got -1 holes..." "There's nothing sexier than giving the last blow to a candle that's about to go out." -I-No, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R By land, by air, or by sea, we've got the world covered. I'm just coming back from the shops. Hope these supplies aren't too haunted! While we're at it, any chance we could get your plow as well? We're going to need some battering rams. This retro aesthetic has a particularly appealing crunch to it! It's almost as though what the heart wants is not necessarily precisely what the body needs. You're going to need to put a lot of heads together to outsmart this wolf pack. I'm hearing a lot of good things about, I think they're called "Lancers?" All the rage, I hear. "What do we make? Motherfucker, we make *money!*" You know what would really get us ready for out astral raids? *Costume jewelry!* If that girl's going to keep her hearts full, she'd better use a spin attack! They say that by the time you make it to the deep end, visibility goes down to zero! Who needs spinal column when you've got all this brain power?! Come to the fortified city of Provins, guaranteed to be safe from armies with small-to-moderate siege capabilities! When the worshipers of the Golden Capybara came into contact with the worshipers of the Golden Eggbug, the Golden Horde was born. *On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper. "Now, you say you spell 'slaadi' with two As? Fascinating." My journey shall take me beyond the shore, beyond the sea, beyond even the sky itself. "Did you think such a treasure would have only one protector, waiting around bored and alone for you to blunder in and take it?" No? Look, do you want to get into the Field of Reeds or not? Sometimes it's not enough to be the cock of the walk. Sometimes, you need the walk all to yourself. The streets of the old city are teeming with schemers, miscreants, and those just trying to get through the day. Which of of the sky's faces will it turn towards us tomorrow? Some voids swallow the light that shine on them, but others wholly deflect it. The centaurs have been over this before, but sometimes the spirit of jazz is too strong to partake in archery. Fortunately, someone brought a spare bow. No book in the world held the secret I sought, so I gave myself the book in dreams. "When asked by a noted art scholar the appropriate distance from which to stand when viewing his magnum opus plainly entitled Loss, Tim Buckley famously responded 'What? Fuck You!' and banned me from his forum" -Hareton Splimby The essence of the chaotic alignment is a little less conversation, a little more mayhem. A charging armored knight is no match for a nude longbowman whose aim is true. From blunt force all sharp things are made. "You are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you. You've unraveled DNA, and at the same time, you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. D'you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? **You lot?**" - *The Second Coming* (2003), as sampled by Orbital (2004) on "You Lot" To go on this journey, goat north. What do the acoustic guitar, the electric guitar, the mandolin, and the fiddle have in common? Sicks shreds. It's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water! Ladies! Now available in blue. When you're a resurrectionist, you get to be in everybody's will! I'll lead, you follow, try not to get burned. Hold me closer, dabbing Lancer! Each and every dog normal, not made of unusual materials at all, don't worry about it. Tell us experience that we can earn. "The name of the story will be Time, but you must not pronounce its name." -Robert Penn Warren "One of the book's signs is the sounding of seven trumpets, the fifth of which brings forth a swarm of locusts." Don't hate us because we're beautiful. Well, maybe go ahead and hate, it's great for our metrics. Games have rules, so it follows that they probably also have those who think themselves rulers. Something about them all, can't quite put my finger on it... A couple meets under a starry sky filled with fruit. Hunted by horrors, Horace had his heart humbled and his hopes hollowed. "In the final analysis, everything depends on everything else." -Ashleigh Brilliant A macaw, a parrot, a crow, and a raven walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says, "What is this, some kind of chost?" Look, it's just a bunch of little guys! They don't have top-shelf gear, leave 'em alone, don't worry about it! Yellow his room, with a new yellow curtain, and two yellow eyes, and everything is jaune for him. This little sprawling gloom, she's gonna let it loom. These are *original* vampire characters, they are *not Dracula*! Strength? How about this dog show you what strength looks like? Bespectacled British scholarship is no match for theropods! Bookmaking is a machine for turning forests into knowledge. A diminutive kobold is ready for training with the swordmaster. Assassinate the Imperator with the power of light! You see a world made different when viewed through cracked glass. A stretch of ocean separates the ambitions of the explorers on the left from the predations of the pirates on the right. Are we sure we want to keep spinning this particular wheel? Don't rate this sports car in terms of horsepower, but rather in terms of cow power. Orange you tempted by this dizzying cornucopia of vices? You cannot learn statistics without first considering the simple coin flip. "We've got to build our life on new foundations. We must get back to primeval integrity." -EugΓ¨ne Ionesco, 1960. Two string-instrument artists struggle with and dwell on their art. Got a secret. Can you keep it? Swear, this one you'll save. Few people today realize that King Charles the First had specialized in dual-wielding. Things are getting hot, and some foundations are starting to crack. It's plane to see that it's all geometry. Some vampires being spooky, in a glamorous, aspirational way. A variety of cephalopods present an intimidating front. The Great Telescope of Birr meets the telescopes of the future. A flock of books take flight. An array of threatening mirrors shine back to you the things you fear to see. Betray your tyrants and choose violence. On behalf of Battle Mountain's mayor, Isabelle is excited to welcome you to the neighborhood! This is a tribute post in honor of Grace Hopper (1906-1992). The ambassador has a message for the diplomat. It's the landing. Swan atop the battlement, Goose down on the pavement. Foreverer? More like foreverest. "Is this the original board game of death?" -Colin Barras, 2020 "What we all dread most is a maze with no center." -G. K. Chesterton, 1913 A pair of 3D Glasses provide depth to a game that converges toward a vanishing point. The hottest take of all time is also literally the most superficial. A green monkey clutches his bananas, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." 
