Deception is a dish best served by an unwitting mail carrier. Big smile, head empty, ready to be filled with candy. "Open up for me, Max. I've got something I want to play for you." -Barry Convex, in *Videodrome* (1983). Fast fashion, you say? Well, they're available for a limited time, I'll tell you that much! I'm nourished by the lives that wove the web inside my haunted head. "starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost" -vamprisms, 2022-09-17 Watch party at our place! We're going to binge Candle Cove! "My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs." -Dragline, in *Cool Hand Luke* (1967). Following the upheaval, life must go on. If the bounty of the earth is sate my every hunger, why do I still feel uneasy? "We will be the hands that lift you up and we will be the arms that hold you high. We will make you say our name forever. We will make you want another try." -Röyksopp, "Skulls" Once upon a noontime sunny, while I pondered something funny, written in a quaint and curious book of a romantic strain — while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my window pane. “’Tis the breezy trees,” I muttered, “tapping at my window pane, only this, the wind's refrain.” I'm just coming back from the shops. Hope these supplies aren't too haunted! Maybe you can't take it all with you, but this paraphernalia's gonna let me bring 'em all back! Sure, some things end, but in the grand scheme, everything keeps on going. You'd never guess which of the two has the higher power level. If it wasn't for the certification, you'd never even know the place was haunted. What a mysterious collection of bones, behaving in most unexpected ways! If enough of us force ourselves into this box, you won't even be able to tell there's an echo! Raise the iron curtain on the first of many acts, but never lower your guard! "In a logic that perhaps no man will ever understand, the true winner is the last to finish the race." -Dr. Nils Hellstrom, *The Hellstrom Chronicle* (1971). You can't surprise me! My vision's periphery all the way round! *On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper. On the Internet, everyone knows you can't possibly be a ghost who died before 1969, because they never received the necessary operating system upgrade. This motley crew of brash trend-setters are making their way downtown the way *they* would prefer to travel. In the future, music will consist of food sounds, and be prepared by those no longer among the living. The aftermath of deuterium and tritium loving not wisely, but too well. A feast fit for one or more rodents! American cereal manufacturers ask: What if the Bride of Frankenstine was instead his no-strings-attached DJ cousin? Long after the collapse of the imperial core, a long and cryptic shadow is still cast by its ghosts. Mary Anning (1799-1847) was one of the great paleontologists of the 19th century. This motley crew's only got one thing on the mind: Dem bones. This little sprawling gloom, she's gonna let it loom. These are *original* vampire characters, they are *not Dracula*! Three imposing figures consider their respective blades. Lady in stone, her crew made of bone. You can really feel the notes of regret and lament as it goes down. The future corpses of America face down the power behind the throne. Are we sure we want to keep spinning this particular wheel? A trio of big fans. Folks with skin untouched by the sun. I mean, what could the odds that this result is a fluke possibly be? Have you remembered the moon today? Some vampires being spooky, in a glamorous, aspirational way. "Don't do something we're both going to regret." Think about it. Have you ever *seen* your skull? Or anyone else's, for that matter? Various lights shine coldly in the dark, but do not assume that anyone is home. Auber on fiddle, K. K. Slider on guitar, Snake on flute, Turtle on drums, Oryx on lyre, Prizmatik on pipes, with vocals by Cool Cow. You don't know what you ask, traveler. My spiciest takes will kill a dragon, let alone a host. You'd better go to a guest that shares milder takes. Several minds are blown, either figuratively or literally. “They are real, and that’s why I will never work out that hard again, because nobody wanted to believe they were real." -Nicholas Cage, 2022 A continental mystic of some notoriety seeks to complete a quest amidst an array of assets and obstacles. Foreverer? More like foreverest. Five enemies defeated and only one round left to defeat the resulting sadness. Smitten lovers paint the town red. A variety of grim portents induce a melancholy atmosphere. An angel points at a skull, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." Amish women rise a horse-drawn carriage into Intercourse, Pennsylvania, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." Dr. Strange is attacked by a monster, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A multi-purpose greeting card configured to read, "The animals will reflect on our shared humanity until the world forgets our names." A sixteenth century depiction of an autopsy, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." 
