"Scum of the Earth, overpaid to rob anonymously from a distance" -Metric, "Doomscroller" (2022). It's remarkable what you can turn up when you're a journalist by day. I'm nourished by the lives that wove the web inside my haunted head. When all you have is a skull, every problem starts to look like a fortress gate. Take heart! There will be fascists enough to punch anon! RIP to Laurent de Brunhoff (1925-2024), who carried the torch for a father taken from him far too early. The future is not yet determined, but we may know ourselves in the present moment. With family like these, who needs mortal enemies? Every turn you make, you're heading downward, and yet there's never any bottom. In the criminal justice system, the wealthy are represented by two separate, yet equally obnoxious groups: billionaires, whose demands outline what is and is not lawful, and cronies, who enact those demands. This is not a genre-defining collection of contributions that transformed multiple creative industries. This is just a tribute. Some voids swallow the light that shine on them, but others wholly deflect it. In the future, music will consist of food sounds, and be prepared by those no longer among the living. The spirit of the millennium is alive in the mix of Rs and Bs. Republic Space Force: The Wings of Hollandaise "When asked by a noted art scholar the appropriate distance from which to stand when viewing his magnum opus plainly entitled Loss, Tim Buckley famously responded 'What? Fuck You!' and banned me from his forum" -Hareton Splimby Food fights: Questionable. Kitchenware fights: Unconscionable. A mountain guide stands near a warm cabin and points across a vast expanse of snow at a shimmering peak. "One of the book's signs is the sounding of seven trumpets, the fifth of which brings forth a swarm of locusts." Tintin is threatened by an unnaturally big spider. "That is a beautiful occupation. And since it is beautiful, it is truly useful." The Little Prince (1943), on the subject of The Lamplighter. Where'd you get those creepers?! 
