The Best Part Of Waking UpNovember 19, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora merch postcards stickers video gamesThe morning air's still crisp, best to keep the java warm.Read more →
Fog On CommandNovember 13, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games re-text reptiles tarot trading card games weaponsThis little cloud of mine, I'm going to make it thine.Read more →
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Everybody Dance! (Not You)November 6, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games postcards space stickers trading card gamesOh, him? He's definitely not on the list.Read more →
Knights Of The PostNovember 5, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games memento mori postcards tarotDeception is a dish best served by an unwitting mail carrier.Read more →
The Doctor (Of Geology) Is In (The Mineshaft)November 4, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games critters merch re-text stickers trading card games"When people ask me what I do in the mountains all day," the mole quipped, "I tell them I'm boring!"Read more →
In Waters Dark, Touched Only By Scattered SunlightOctober 24, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art board games cohost diaspora postcards stickers trading card games video gamesThough it be cool, and dark, much grows in the waters of the bog.Read more →
For The Care And Use Of Family ParanormalsOctober 19, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games bookmarks comics cover art cutouts memento mori pinsI'm nourished by the lives that wove the web inside my haunted head.Read more →
So Very Many Maidens Stumbling Upon My DoorstepOctober 16, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cutouts memento mori postcards rpg tarot"starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost" -vamprisms, 2022-09-17Read more →
A Cut Above The RestOctober 6, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games objects stickers tarotRemember the four Cs of gemstones: Color, Clarity, Cut, and Cpecial Abilities.Read more →
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Cry Halfshell And Let Slip The Turts Of WarAugust 20, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games novelty card games postcards reptiles tarotThose copper-bottoms are no match for our shell-tops.Read more →
You Don't Need A Harvest As Much As I Need RevengeAugust 14, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora merch rpg stickers tarot video gamesWhile we're at it, any chance we could get your plow as well? We're going to need some battering rams.Read more →
The Gilded (Ca/A)geAugust 9, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games hoofstock pins postcards tarot webvideoLook, Eunice, the company has done quite a lot to wind you up, it's only right that it get the song and dance it expects.Read more →
Heavy Weighs The Egg Of PowerAugust 5, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games merch objects photography postcards stickers tarotIt's like I've got this whole dense orb on my back! Won't anyone take pity on the burdens felt by the powerful?Read more →
Little Splashes Of ColorJuly 31, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games novelty card games plants tarotIt's kind of wild how much the flora of an ecosystem rely on flowers to round out their collective color wheel.Read more →
You Can Have It All, My Empire Of SquaresJuly 27, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games novelty card games pins stickersA rare window into how royal succession plays out after the chess game has concluded.Read more →
I'm Thing Maybe We Delve Deeper? Maybe More Greedily?July 21, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games novelty card games stickers trading card gamesI'll tell you what, when we're done down here, it's going to be all mine!Read more →
Conquer Doubt And Sally ForthJuly 7, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games merch postcards Pot Shots stickers tarot video games"Why be among the last to do what's right, when you can be one of the first?" -Ashleigh BrilliantRead more →
Tales Of The Lance(s)July 2, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora hoofstock merch rpg stickers trading card games video games weaponsI'm hearing a lot of good things about, I think they're called "Lancers?" All the rage, I hear.Read more →
The All-Seeing Eyes Of The Porcine OracleJune 23, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games hoofstock photography postcards trading card gamesWhat reason do you have to doubt? Have you ever met a pig who tells lies before?Read more →
Bold Hair, Dark Eyes, Cursed Swords, Can't LoseJune 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart birds board games cover art novelty card games postcards rpg stickers tarotYou know what would really get us ready for out astral raids? *Costume jewelry!*Read more →
Keeping The Noise Down Among The Ivory TowersJune 10, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games orbs postcards stickers trading card gamesPeople sure seem upset about something on campus, but so long as I've got my barrier up, I can ponder my orb in peace.Read more →
Caught You In My HypnobeamMay 26, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games merch plants stickers tarot video gamesNo need for the stick, the carrot's all the incentive anyone needs.Read more →
Must-See S.B.May 18, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cutouts film novelty card games sea creatures tarot trading cards"Text me back in like 30. I'm watching that episode of SpongeBob where he has a 3-day rager with his jellyfish." -Alfred PennyworthRead more →
Sometimes The Enemy Is The Journey We Made Along The WayMay 14, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora cutouts reptiles stickers video gamesA serpent of a thousand miles begins with a single mis-step.Read more →
The Winner Will Be Whoever Steals It LastMay 4, 2024 Greg Jensenaliens art board games cutouts memento mori photography trading card games"In a logic that perhaps no man will ever understand, the true winner is the last to finish the race." -Dr. Nils Hellstrom, *The Hellstrom Chronicle* (1971).Read more →
The Reverse CommuteApril 9, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games bookmarks cohost diaspora dragons hoofstock postcards tarot vehiclesWhy go to work when your place of work can come to you, direct as the crow flies?Read more →
If You Two Want To Join Us, We've Got Two Waters LeftApril 8, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games novelty card games stickers trading card games video gamesWe all saw you both from across the room, and we agree: We like what you've both got going on.Read more →
Give A Monkey A Gun, And They'll Paint For A DayMarch 15, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games critters merch novelty card games postcards stickers trading card games webcomicsTeach a monkey to shoot, and they'll paint on a grimmer, grander canvas for the rest of their lives.Read more →
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Everyone Forgot Who I Was After I Put On The Mask February 26, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora dogs pins rabbits tarotSome doors will only open to a stranger who you feel deeply that you knew in times past.Read more →
Know The Difference, But Close The DistanceFebruary 14, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games bugs cohost diaspora stickers tarotWhat if a tingus and a tangus... fell in love?Read more →
Take A Journey Of ImaginationFebruary 13, 2024 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora jewelry merch photography pins postcards reptilesA lizard prince sits in a library, reading, wide-eyed.Read more →
What's The Matter, Fellas? Valley Of Fire Too Hot For You To Handle?January 23, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games merch novelty card games pins postcards webcomicsSure would be a shame if we took these, the only remaining Talismans, into the Valley with us!Read more →
Beneficiary Of Winter's Cold WorkJanuary 20, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora postcards seasonal tarot trading card gamesBe grateful! The seasonal staff have been working through the night to lay out the white carpet for you.Read more →
Tell Your Own StoryJanuary 19, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora postcards stickersTwo test tubes, and within them, two individuals. Their respective genders are not for others to decide.Read more →
One If By Lark, Two If By SealJanuary 2, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds board games bookmarks cover art critters cutouts novelty card games rpg sea creatures tarot vehiclesIt's race to discover land between the lookouts in the crow's nests and the crew looking into the water!Read more →
THE GIFT IS GOODDecember 24, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters merch seasonal stickers tarot trading card games webcomicsZardoz gets to play Santa this year. The results are surprisingly heartwarming!Read more →
The Score Of A LifetimeDecember 19, 2023 Greg Jensenarchitecture art board games cohost diaspora merch pins postcards tarot trading card games webcomicsA shady ne'er-do-well pulls himself from the ocean only to discover more than he bargained for.Read more →
A Swiftly Sinking CityDecember 13, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora dinosaurs pins postcards sea creatures stickers tarotBeneath the canal, and deeper out beyond the harbor, there are things in the water.Read more →
Mad Hot BallroomDecember 9, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games fantastic creatures pins rpg tarotI'll lead, you follow, try not to get burned.Read more →
The Extraction CrewDecember 8, 2023 Greg Jensenads art board games cohost diaspora plants postcards reptiles stickers trading card gamesYou know what would look great in this untamed landscape? A housing development.Read more →
Carnival Of The AnimalsDecember 5, 2023 Greg Jensenamphibians art birds board games cats cohost diaspora critters dogs postcards sea creaturesJust *every* kind of animal, all hanging out together!Read more →
A Golden Land Of Opportunity And AdventureNovember 2, 2023 Greg Jensenads art board games cohost diaspora cutouts merch stickers webvideoA crowd of real cool shades-wearing dudes can be found on the streets of Los Angeles 2019.Read more →
Forgetful FishOctober 2, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games pins sea creatures tarot trading card gamesCannot attack if defending player controls no islands. If at abt time you control no islands, bury Dandân.Read more →
Sometimes, The Bones Roll YouOctober 1, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds board games bookmarks dice pinsThis bird had it all figured out, or so they thought.Read more →
Pretty Rough Out There Today, Huh?September 27, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora postcards stickers tarot vehiclesA bad day for small boats out on the big, big ocean.Read more →
Here's To Another Year Of Our Staying On TopSeptember 24, 2023 Greg Jensenads art board games pins postcards tarotThe powerful gather in secret to toast their unassailability.Read more →
Finally, Dusk's OverSeptember 13, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games cutouts merch novelty card games pins webcomics’Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world. Now could we drink hot blood, and do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on.Read more →
Lambing SpeedSeptember 10, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games hoofstock novelty card games tarotThe car's not going to know what hit it.Read more →
"Let's Go Back And Build Houses"September 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora dinosaurs novelty card games vehiclesA pair of stegosaur sailors discuss the dream of starting over on a new continent.Read more →
There Be Many A Slip Twixt Cove And KipAugust 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games novelty card games postcards rpg tarot vehiclesA stretch of ocean separates the ambitions of the explorers on the left from the predations of the pirates on the right.Read more →
Reading By CandlelightAugust 11, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games cohost diaspora jewelry merch novelty card games pins webvideoA young witch reads an occult tome by the light of a single very intimidating candle.Read more →
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Starscapes Are BattlefieldsJuly 14, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cohost diaspora novelty card games space tarot trading card games vehiclesA ground-based galleon must fend off an armada of airships descending from space.Read more →
Rising At SunsetJuly 13, 2023 Greg Jensenart birds board games memento mori novelty card games pins postcards tarotFolks with skin untouched by the sun.Read more →
Treasure Hunting In The StacksJune 30, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks cohost diaspora jewelryA diamond hardback in the bookseller's rough is truly the greatest of treasures.Read more →
M.O.O.V.E.R.June 29, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games hoofstock merch postcards rpg tarot vehicles webvideoDon't rate this sports car in terms of horsepower, but rather in terms of cow power.Read more →
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I'm Going Down To Dog Town, The Dogs Are Friends To MeJune 9, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cohost diaspora dogs merch pins postcards stickers video games webcomicsThis place is just chock full of dogs!Read more →
Abandon Possessions, Become ToadJune 3, 2023 Greg Jensenamphibians board games novelty card games pinsYou are a toad. Toad toad toad.Read more →
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I Have Only Just Begun To SpiteMay 29, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games film merch photography pins postcards stickers webcomicsI'll cut more off than a nose before I'm done with you.Read more →
Perfectionism Is The Enemy Of CreativityMay 15, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games bookmarks trading card gamesJust do one thing, however small, that will allow you to start. Believe that you have something to say.Read more →
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Power CorruptsApril 27, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters cutouts pins tarot"A trap is only a trap if you don't know about it. If you know about it, it's a challenge." -China Miéville, 1998. (A rat's become a fat cat, flanked by kings gone rank.)Read more →
All Aboard The Stag Train To DeepnestApril 11, 2023 Greg Jensenaliens art board games bugs cohost diaspora merch novelty card games postcards stickers video gamesThe Knight brandishes its nail as it is borne by the Last Stag into the deepest, buggiest corners of Hallownest.Read more →
Sorry For Goofin', I Brought You FlowersApril 2, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games plants postcards sea creatures seasonal stickersThe Fish of April swam all the way from France to bring you this apology bouquet.Read more →
March of the Black CatsMarch 15, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games cats postcards seasonal tarotA parade of blacks, from gray to black, are scrutinizing you with yellow eyes.Read more →
Mysterious Places, Perfect HarmonyMarch 14, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games critters cutouts objects photography postcards tarot"You can’t deny this song is actually a banger."Read more →
Their Eyes All RedMarch 8, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games postcards trading card gamesThe look of ire (that's the look, that's the look).Read more →
Or Rewrite HistoryMarch 4, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games memento mori merch novelty card games pins trading card games weapons webvideoA continental mystic of some notoriety seeks to complete a quest amidst an array of assets and obstacles.Read more →
The Idea Of Infinity Is Consubstantial With ItMarch 2, 2023 Greg Jensenads architecture art board games fantastic creatures merch pins postcards webcomics"The Thousand And One Nights is not something which has died. It is a book so vast that it is not necessary to have read it, for it is a part of out memory." -Tim Rogers (2020) quoting Eliot Weinberger's (1984) translation of Jorge Luis Borges (1980).Read more →
Drawn 'Round Into Your OrbitFebruary 21, 2023 Greg Jensenart board games merch postcards space stickers tarot webcomicsL’ENRÉGISTREMENT ÉLECTRIQUE LE PLUS PERFECTIONNÉRead more →
Play For Your Life?January 29, 2023 Greg Jensenboard games novelty card games photography postcards rpg tarot trading card games"Is this the original board game of death?" -Colin Barras, 2020Read more →