We'll get along great if you stand *right* over there. I could let them, but I'd have to charge. "Some conscious light gets through somehow, yet I fail to notice, then I'm heading for the ground" -BT "Running Down The Way Up" (1999) I hope it is! There might be five minutes in it! Do you want to build a ski lift? My boots! My boots! My controlling shares for my boots! "Just watch me pulling up my socks, and then they get away right out from under me." -Dragonette, "My Legs" Poison Dart Froogo is a little bummed to learn they're not the biggest frog in the land. It's always brunch somewhere! Three of two of them. Above us, the celestial fire. Below us, the infernal heat. 🎶If you want to destroy your reason, trace this thread to its origin.🎵 Remember, everyone, it's about what your embodying, it's about attitude, it's about transformation! Crossing the veil's not so hard when you can relax to fill the contain you've been placed in. I'm just coming back from the shops. 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Lenin: "No, but if you hum a few bars I'll try and fake it." Bulma is excited to reveal the DBZ Spacelab to the audiences of Earth. Like my graduate adviser used to say, if you want to study a good boy, study yourself! Maybe y'all better go home, because I'm about to go big. Come to the fortified city of Provins, guaranteed to be safe from armies with small-to-moderate siege capabilities! Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she knows some really talented craftspeople. *On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper. I didn't give my heart to a rubber wasp, so much as have it stolen. WARNING: Improper use may cause a hazardous condition. Do not top off. Behold, the first feed manufacturing facility to shift the focus from responding to contamination of the supply to preventing it. 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The pedestrians began to huddle against the walls of buildings in alarm. -Ilf & Petrov, 1962 A variety of book-loving creatures communicate their love enthusiastically. Kings and queens brandish their weapons, but in a sensual way. Amish women rise a horse-drawn carriage into Intercourse, Pennsylvania, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A person holding a brilliant lantern aloft, with a speech bubble saying, "holy crap." Movie poster for Manon Des Sources, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no." A man crouches in order to demonstrate to a dog how to defecate. A mysterious woman nibbles at a butter biscuit. A sixteenth century depiction of an autopsy, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."