A(ll)C(apes)A(re)B(atman)April 17, 2024 Greg Jensenart comics film stickers trading card games trading cardsIn the criminal justice system, the wealthy are represented by two separate, yet equally obnoxious groups: billionaires, whose demands outline what is and is not lawful, and cronies, who enact those demands.Read more →
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The Hole In My Heart's So Vast, I've Used It To Muster My Skeleton Army*April 15, 2024 Greg Jensenads cover art jewelry memento mori merch novelty card games pins rpg webcomics*On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper.Read more →
PlumocracyApril 14, 2024 Greg Jensenbirds dinosaurs merch pins postcards stickers webcomics"Dinosaurs are not dead! Dinosaurs are life!"Read more →
You Know, I'm Something Of A Planeswalker MyselfApril 13, 2024 Greg Jensenabominations art cohost diaspora daemons merch pins postcards rpg tarot trading card games webcomics"Now, you say you spell 'slaadi' with two As? Fascinating."Read more →
Tragically Format Locked To Magnetic Tape MediumsApril 12, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora computers jewelry memento mori novelty card games stickers trading card gamesOn the Internet, everyone knows you can't possibly be a ghost who died before 1969, because they never received the necessary operating system upgrade.Read more →
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Now, Bring Me That HorizonApril 10, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora critters photography pins postcards rpg tarotMy journey shall take me beyond the shore, beyond the sea, beyond even the sky itself.Read more →
The Reverse CommuteApril 9, 2024 Greg Jensenart board games bookmarks cohost diaspora dragons hoofstock postcards tarot vehiclesWhy go to work when your place of work can come to you, direct as the crow flies?Read more →
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You Robbed From The Wrong Crew, Air BreatherApril 4, 2024 Greg Jensenart cohost diaspora jewelry pins postcards rpg sea creatures tarot"Did you think such a treasure would have only one protector, waiting around bored and alone for you to blunder in and take it?"Read more →
I Lost My Heart On The Methane SeasApril 3, 2024 Greg Jensenads art bugs novelty card games pins postcards space tarotI didn't give my heart to a rubber wasp, so much as have it stolen.Read more →
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Hot Fish Are Pairing Off In Your AprilApril 1, 2024 Greg Jensencohost diaspora postcards sea creatures stickers trading card gamesIt's the first of April, and you know what that means! That's right, FISH, FISH, FISH! They're the reason for the season!Read more →
The Gordian KeyMarch 31, 2024 Greg Jensendragons pins tarot trading card gamesAnd I realized it wasn't a blade at all. It was a key.Read more →
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