A sword hath sharpness to slay a savage beast, or butcher innocent folk. Any magic worth doing is worth doing in jealously-guarded secrecy. "Why did it have to be snakes?!" -Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) So many suitors, my heavens, how will I ever choose? "And when I stand on my head, you never react. I can't get you to crack, I can't get you to crack, not one fucking smile" -Veruca Salt, "Stoneface" (1997) You mess with one of us, you mess with most of us! "Hey, do you ever get the feeling like maybe there's an imposter among us?" "I don't want a machine to replace me - do you?" -Ashleigh Brilliant A dream about being a person. What do you mean, it's just painted on?! What do we make in this state? We make money, son! I mean, I tried, but I decided that returning to target owner's hand was the best course of action. Our hero is about to shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark. Why do you think they call all the junk they stuff in there "flyers?" It don't matter where you parade. You better plan for rain, just in case. Enter a world of tiny, iconic delights! "I want a suite, a shower, a shave, the feel of a suit!" "One well-placed bomb could ruin my whole day." -Ashleigh Brilliant "Hi! It looks like you're collecting pins." -Pinny the Pin Assistant, Wondermark The flavor matters little, young one, you have come here to grow. 
