We're going to need to synchronize watches, we're way off. Sing, my angels of hairspray! "Dear Diary. The nobility have yet to discover my secret that I am, in fact, not an Asian pear at all, but a humble Golden Delicious." "Europe was then able to get back to the important business in which it has been engaged for hundreds of centuries: Chewing off its own leg." -Harlan Elison, from <em>Mindfields</em> (1993). Past the ice, it's ten times as nice! "I was born hungry." -Ashleigh Brilliant "When everyone holds an iron swords, the odds again are even." Lucretius, <em>De Rerum Natura</em>. Just imagine, a store that sells everything! Sometimes, it be entirely the brain that make be snakes. Take a page from the funny papers. There's no need to chew if you simply open wide enough. "It results from the encounter!" It's only natural. These herbivores aren't going to eat themselves. ...Perfection. What were you expecting? A happy ending? Oh Yes, the bees! The bees! But I think I'm probably going to have to do it all over again. Chew on this! Good heavens, it's all spilling forth, isn't it? Have you spilled your share of ink today? 
