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The Winner Will Be Whoever Steals It Last

May 4, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"In a logic that perhaps no man will ever understand, the true winner is the last to finish the race." -Dr. Nils Hellstrom, *The Hellstrom Chronicle* (1971).
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A Matter Of Scale

May 3, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"Distance doesn't really make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a larger picture." -Ashleigh Brilliant
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Flaying Minds For Over 45 Years!

May 2, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Who needs spinal column when you've got all this brain power?!
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Enumeration

May 1, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Integers! They're only natural!
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Grousing In The Comments Section

April 30, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Why work together to accomplish something, when you can shun the company of others and complain to strangers?
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Splitting Hairs

April 29, 2024 Greg Jensen
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I think you'll find that the meaning this duel takes depends entirely on where I cleave things.
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Multiattack (Monster) vs. Duelist

April 28, 2024 Greg Jensen
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In today's 'Feat Head-To-Head,' we'll be comparing two different options for spicing up your NPCs
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It's Not Easy Being Green

April 27, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Our best bet is to stick together and find a nice sunny patch where we can all photosynthesize!
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The Dream Of The 1390s Is Alive In The 1990s

April 26, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Come to the fortified city of Provins, guaranteed to be safe from armies with small-to-moderate siege capabilities!
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Spring Has Sprung, And Spring Has Hearts A'Glowing

April 25, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"Spring has sprung! And all the lovers knowing that spring has come!" -Terry Taylor, "Spring Has Sprung" (1997).
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Our Idol Is Immaculate, Incorruptible

April 24, 2024 Greg Jensen
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When the worshipers of the Golden Capybara came into contact with the worshipers of the Golden Eggbug, the Golden Horde was born.
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With This Fit, Why Settle For Survival?

April 23, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she knows some really talented craftspeople.
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A Feast Only I Can Reach!

April 22, 2024 Greg Jensen
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My health is assured! I'm gonna live forever!
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I've Escaped, You See, Into A World Of Right Angles

April 21, 2024 Greg Jensen
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I shall remake this world in my image. Starting with this tree that I shall punch.
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Tampering In God's Domain

April 20, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"Are these dreams a clutch of stifled memories? Was there something in my mind? There are things they say man was not meant to know... Is this shadow out of time?" -The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, "Some Things Man Was Not Meant To Know" (2007).
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The Sea Of Holes

April 19, 2024 Greg Jensen
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Every turn you make, you're heading downward, and yet there's never any bottom.
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My Eye Are Up Here, Over There, Everywhere

April 18, 2024 Greg Jensen
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You can't surprise me! My vision's periphery all the way round!
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A(ll)C(apes)A(re)B(atman)

April 17, 2024 Greg Jensen
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In the criminal justice system, the wealthy are represented by two separate, yet equally obnoxious groups: billionaires, whose demands outline what is and is not lawful, and cronies, who enact those demands.
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Very Dangerous At Short Distances

April 16, 2024 Greg Jensen
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"Come closer. Closer." (Whispers in your ear) "Now fight me like a man."
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The Hole In My Heart's So Vast, I've Used It To Muster My Skeleton Army*

April 15, 2024 Greg Jensen
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*On the Fresh Grave of Your Lifelong Love Who died of Consumption and Being Found the Next Morning Unconscious, Naked, and Nearly Frozen to Death by the Groundskeeper.
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