"Prodigal son wants to return to where the dogs play pool." Frank, "Frank" (2014) "SAMUS: Ridley killed my parents. RIDLEY: One time!" -Awkward Zombie (2014-09-21) Take a moment, you deserve it. Think I might need both hands for this one. "If the facts don't support my theory, the facts must be wrong." -Ashleigh Brilliant This is an obsidian doll. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. "So we get funky in the house, you know what I'm saying?" -LL COOL J A justice no less hard for all the softness of its color scheme. "I learned this strategy from Dorian Smiles, but I put a little twist on it." -Brian David Gilbert, "Earn $20K EVERY MONTH by being your own boss" (2020). And I watched it as it disappeared. This collab knows how to make it train! And there was much rejoicing. You know that he'll be hard (Here he is) Return of the Bard (Once again) Pretty sure it's a skill issue. A sword hath sharpness to slay a savage beast, or butcher innocent folk. Any magic worth doing is worth doing in jealously-guarded secrecy. "Why did it have to be snakes?!" -Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) So many suitors, my heavens, how will I ever choose? "And when I stand on my head, you never react. I can't get you to crack, I can't get you to crack, not one fucking smile" -Veruca Salt, "Stoneface" (1997) You mess with one of us, you mess with most of us! 
