The moral of the story is: You better be darned sure you can put down anything you decide you want to pick up.
I like my dance partners like I like my house band: Acoustic.
I'm sorry to report, Count, that the review board has asked for your human subjects protocol to be revised.
"Did you really think daddy could stuff his hog in public and not arouse any criticism?!"
Sometimes you gotta do it yourself, even if someone else *ought* to be standing up for you.
"It's not the world that's ending, just one or both of our stories."
This is my pie! It was made for me!
"Never gets real cold down here. 12.778°C."
“Hold your gratitude, little one. The dead are stirring.”
Some who worship him call him The BeelzeBull.
"Boy, they sure do love to sit up on their tall chairs and do nothing for hours!" -All dogs with scholars for owners
No password? No problem!
There are no boring numbers, only boring number crunchers.
What we gotta do, you see, is just one one of each of the freakiest little guys we can! That'll bring in the crowd!
And they're like, "Yes, more boba, please!"
Let 👏 rodents 👏 have 👏 Internet! 👏
Old religions, for a new age of obscurantism and paranoia!
"I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can." -Ignignokt the Mooninite
Everyfroggy brings something new to the table.
Got shells so thick, you can't even hurt our feelings!