I'll have you know that I underwent the ritual, and it ordained me as fit to have only good opinions!
"Some conscious light gets through somehow, yet I fail to notice, then I'm heading for the ground" -BT "Running Down The Way Up" (1999)
The only thing I'm looking to break is even!
Do you want to build a ski lift?
Quit stalling and get in the sleigh, gramps.

Turns out, the world is actually overflowing with things we should be thankful for. I'm as surprised as anyone.
I was alarmed to discover that the bear could not only speak, but knew all my sins.
It's always brunch somewhere!
This little cloud of mine, I'm going to make it thine.
"When people ask me what I do in the mountains all day," the mole quipped, "I tell them I'm boring!"
It seems you've got a reply for my every quip. You wouldn't happen to be my foil, would you?
Welcome to the haunted world of HORRIBO.
United, she sits. Divided, we fall. LOL, owned.