Love police, I think I'm forming, I'm forming a crush. "I'm cold and I'm bold and I don't do what I'm told." -Information Society, "Mirrorshades" (1990). "I was an animal then. Behind all this, I'm an animal now, and someday, some grim situation or another will, with its claws, steal from me my humanity and leave me for a moment in philosophy a shattering animal. Today, I'd like to hope that's not me. I'm not there. I'm here. I will always be right here." -Tim Rogers, "action button reviews boku no natsuyasumi" (2022). Just add ears (imperative)! Eggbug's doing the best they can, but let's just say it's a lucky thing they can fly! When the worshipers of the Golden Capybara came into contact with the worshipers of the Golden Eggbug, the Golden Horde was born. The essence of the chaotic alignment is a little less conversation, a little more mayhem. Ah, Paris. City of love, city of cake. It's November, and all around, the natural world is settling into its slumber. Look, it's just a bunch of little guys! They don't have top-shelf gear, leave 'em alone, don't worry about it! The Knight from Hollow Knight is surrounded by adoring fans. These ladies in red are the belles of the bug ball. Blind albino eggbug, ravenous, cloaked in a darkness never once touched by sunlight, must attack each turn if possible. An array of threatening mirrors shine back to you the things you fear to see. "Oh wad power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as others see us!" Three buggy judges stand before you, prepared to judge whether you be bug enough. People go in one end, chosts come out the other. All we do is turn the handle. 
