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December 8, 2022 Greg Jensen

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Eight ants circle on a Moebius band, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."

Postcard credit: "Moebius band II" (M.C. Escher, 1963).

Pin: Alex Norris, purchased from The Oh No Shop.

Cards: "Macaw" and "Biotic Factor: Competition" from Ecologies (2019), card game by Montrose Biology.

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Appendix B: Air Bud Rules

July 4, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Ain't no rule says creatures can't play tabletop!

Is This The Loser's Club?

July 4, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"im not owned! im not owned!!"

From Many, One

July 2, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"When the magic from within is released, reborn" -Goldfish, "We Come Together" (2010)

Wake Up, Sheeple!

July 1, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Translation: The True History of Joan of Arc. Here is Joan of Arc. Medieval historians have discovered that she was a sheep. Joan of Arc: "And so what? Nothing wrong with that."

And Step Back, And Step Back, And Step Back...

June 30, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"The reader is master of the voyage." - Philip Morrison, "Powers of Ten: A Book About the Relative Size of Things in the Universe and the Effect of Adding Another Zero" (1985)

Are Your Tax Dollars Being Spent On Bicycles For Fish?!

June 29, 2026 Greg Jensen

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I've done my own research, and you won't believe what I've got to tell you!

Sure Would Be A Shame If Something Happened To Your Rigid Hierarchy

June 28, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Change starts at the top.

Sugar-Free Beast Mode

June 27, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Monsters say "trans rights!"

Could You Be Maybe 20% Less Restless?

June 26, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"He don’t wanna live, he don’t wanna die, he don’t wanna lose and he don't wanna try, he don’t wanna stay and he don’t wanna leave tonight" -Rob Cantor, "Ghost" (2014)

Proceed With Caution, They're Laying False Trails Out Here

June 25, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Someone really should do something about all these grifters...

Super Hot Fire

June 24, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career (damn) (what career)?" -Supa Hot Fire, "The Rap Battle Pt. 1" (2011)

You've Woven Your Web Too Tight!

June 23, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"I'd better be careful, I'm about to make a second heretic outta you, if you know what I mean."

My Mind May Have Been Too Open

June 22, 2026 Greg Jensen

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On the plus side, the cranial breeze keeps me nice and cool.

Dwelling In Motion

June 21, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"The universe is constantly in motion - I wonder if it will ever find a comfortable position." -Ashleigh Brilliant

The Moon Has Two Faces

June 20, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"We flip it around for variety. Chaos, control. chaos, control... you like, you like?" -Six Degrees of Separation (1993)