Arks Are Boring, You Can't Sell Tickets To An Ark

March 8, 2026 Greg Jensen

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What we gotta do, you see, is just one one of each of the freakiest little guys we can! That'll bring in the crowd!

Postcard credit: "The Temple and Village of Derr" (Franz Christian Gau, 1822).

Pin: Kory Bing, available from The Plesiostore.

Sticker: Deltarune, purchased from Fangamer.

Cards:

"The Great Menagerie" from Mythos - The Dreamlands (1997), card game by Charlie Krank, published by Chaosium.
"Being From Beyond" (David Hudnut, 2005), from Hecatomb, designed by Mike Elliott & Jonathan Tweet, published by Wizards of the Coast.
"Misunderstood Beast" (Roberto Pitturru, 2019), from Monte Cook's Invisible Sun.
"Card 77" (Allison Anne & Jeremy P. Bushnell, 2024), from Additions, Series 2, published by Morphic Rooms.