All The Board That's Fit To Pin There are no boring numbers, only boring number crunchers. What we gotta do, you see, is just one one of each of the freakiest little guys we can! That'll bring in the crowd! And they're like, "Yes, more boba, please!" Let 👏 rodents 👏 have 👏 Internet! 👏 Old religions, for a new age of obscurantism and paranoia! "I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can." -Ignignokt the Mooninite Everyfroggy brings something new to the table. Got shells so thick, you can't even hurt our feelings! Are you sayin' to me the dogs weren't put in the kennel until last night?! Who can even remember if I hunted you or if your song overpowered me? "When your life is on the line, you want to make use of all your tools." - Miyamoto Musashi, *The Book of Five Rings* (1645), as translated by Thomas Cleary (1993). No need to pay them a salary, they find their snacks along the way! When it seems they're heading for the (final) (curtain), smoking Kools makes worse what ails, (that's for) (certain). Hey, creatures born with natural weapons? Check your privilege. "His thoughts were red thoughts and his teeth were white." -H. H. Munro, "Srendi Vashtar" (1911). What is an idea? A miserable little pile of secrets! The boxes three with the wind-up key. "The secret to looking this good at our age? Layers. Lots of layers." "We run 'til we drop, baby, we'll never go back!" -Bruce Springsteen, "Born to Run" (1975) Let the bodies hit the dance floor. 
