AM HAPPY. AM IN TROUBLE. NO WAIT, AM HAPPY. "I think you'll find that reports that it is impossible for us to remain airborne on account of the Earth's inexorable pull have been grossly exaggerated!" Hang on, the music of what now? You'll have to spook yourself, I'm off the clock. School's out forever. "Don't get well too soon. Your suffering is an inspiration to us all." -Ashleigh Brilliant "Mind if I just hum?" Thing is, there's technically also a last time for everything. "And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing." And we were both ghosts?! "Prodigal son wants to return to where the dogs play pool." Frank, "Frank" (2014) "SAMUS: Ridley killed my parents. RIDLEY: One time!" -Awkward Zombie (2014-09-21) Take a moment, you deserve it. Think I might need both hands for this one. "If the facts don't support my theory, the facts must be wrong." -Ashleigh Brilliant This is an obsidian doll. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. "So we get funky in the house, you know what I'm saying?" -LL COOL J A justice no less hard for all the softness of its color scheme. "I learned this strategy from Dorian Smiles, but I put a little twist on it." -Brian David Gilbert, "Earn $20K EVERY MONTH by being your own boss" (2020). And I watched it as it disappeared. 
