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"You look radiant (derogatory)!"
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Get Ready For Five Loko

"So, hear me out: What if booze, but with a modafinil chaser?"
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A Whisper, A Gust, A Storm

"My, my, my. Look who just blew in."
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Dinner Is Served, But At What Cost?

"I'm sorry, did you just say you picked up a Happy Veal?"
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The Truth Is Out There

It does not, however, care about what you want to believe.
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Baked Goods Enjoyers

Who up early securing fresh carbs for the day at the bakery?
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Down Where It's Wetter

Take my civilization. Please!
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The Cooperstown Scrappers

You might say they're all best in field.
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Chocondrite Rain

I love this flavor of bombardment because it's not *too* heavy, not *too* late, you know?
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You'll Need To Train For Millions Of Years To Get On My Level

Go on! Try it! Grab my tail!
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Dam, Daniel!

"Fat stacks, fat stacks pilling up, true love!" -Canyon Spells (2016)
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The Curator's Burden

A library outside is only able to be best utilized with the help of those who have a library inside.
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It's Actually Easier To Sneak In When Everyone Is A Bouncer

"I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna jump. How high? Real high, 'cause I'm just so fly." -Kriss Kross, "Jump" (1992)
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Behold!

They're where the beauty is!
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Do Things Seem... Weird At All To You?

"I can't quite put my finger on it..."
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The Conquering Cheez

No product will be spared from our brand expansion!
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