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Greg Jensen
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Nice handsaw. Sure would be a shame if it got all jammed up.
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The Buddies System

Why settle for just one buddy when you can hang with two or three for three for extra safety?
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You'll Be Wanting To Be Someone Else, Obviously

"Why, I don't even recall who I was before, once upon a time!"
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...So, What Do Y'all Think I Should Be Doing?

"The reasons for my existence have not yet been established... but investigation is continuing." -Ashleigh Brilliant
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SYNTAX v. SEMANTICS

Can you understand the words that are coming off the screen?
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DeLiCiOuS EgG!

"If anything, the human faces make be want to eat them even more!"
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A Quest For Creatures

Who needs thumbs when your whole body's prehensile?
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His Noodly Appendage

Source of protein not included.
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Reincarnated In Another World As The King Of Ithaca

"Hi, honey! Meet my former foes who have inexplicably become my companions! Yes, they're all going to live with us going forward."
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A Little Light On Their Feet

Get strong enough, and you won't have to land until you're good and ready.
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Just Another Day Working At The Wildfire Factory

"Could we maybe be *more* than seven inches from the midday sun for a couple years?"
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The Mushroom, Hunted

"You might not think much of 'em at first, but they'll grow on ya!"
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So Busy Asking If He Casanova That He Never Stopped To Wonder Whether He Shouldsanova

"My dating life's so complicated, you couldn't possibly imagine."
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A Deceptively Deadly Brew

Never judge the potability of a liquid by its packaging!
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Warriors Come In All Sizes

It takes all sorts to resist the Empire!
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Simple Randomness, Meet Complicated Randomness!

Gonna follow this Markov chain all the way to Monte Carlo!
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