datetime="2026-03-22T01:16" class="post__date">March 22, 2026 Greg Jensen
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Time to get out into sunlight and start frolicking!
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Reckless Little Grabbers

The moral of the story is: You better be darned sure you can put down anything you decide you want to pick up.
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No Need To Amplify Us, We're Plenty Loud Already

I like my dance partners like I like my house band: Acoustic.
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Subject To Institutional Review

I'm sorry to report, Count, that the review board has asked for your human subjects protocol to be revised.
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"Post Hog, Repent!"

"Did you really think daddy could stuff his hog in public and not arouse any criticism?!"
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Standing Up As The Little Guy

Sometimes you gotta do it yourself, even if someone else *ought* to be standing up for you.
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It's Always Climactic Final Battle O'Clock Somewhere

"It's not the world that's ending, just one or both of our stories."
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The Enigma Of Automata Fault

This is my pie! It was made for me!
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Gets To Feel Like Home To Me, Though I Know It Looks Like Hell

"Never gets real cold down here. 12.778°C."
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Shaw!

“Hold your gratitude, little one. The dead are stirring.”
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El Heffer

Some who worship him call him The BeelzeBull.
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He Doesn't Even Know I'm Working

"Boy, they sure do love to sit up on their tall chairs and do nothing for hours!" -All dogs with scholars for owners
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You Know What? Fuck You. (Decrypts Your Whole Spot)

No password? No problem!
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Prime Cuts

There are no boring numbers, only boring number crunchers.
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Arks Are Boring, You Can't Sell Tickets To An Ark

What we gotta do, you see, is just one one of each of the freakiest little guys we can! That'll bring in the crowd!
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My Chalice Makes Beasts Weak In The Knees

And they're like, "Yes, more boba, please!"
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