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Hand Stuff

Gimme fifty.
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Byakhee, Byakhee, Fly Me Through Space! Take Me Away! Far From This Place!

"Byakhee, byakhee, what must I do, to go for a ride with you?" "Byakhee Byakhee", A Shoggoth On The Roof (2000).
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And Everyfroggy Clapped

Lemme tell you, steppers don't come much higher than these!
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Every Little Detail Counts

Just in time to get these wrapped and onto the sleigh!
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Taking The Shapes Of Their Containers

"I'm a little worried about how... clean these dungeon walls are."
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Dealing Your Fate From The Bottom Of The Deck

The card(sharp)s know and the card(sharp)s tell!
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Aspiring, Hopeful Snoozer

I'll be slipping into dream any moment now!
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Grand Daughter Silk

Maybe the real treasures are the foes we bound along the way.
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When You Wish Upon A Projectile's Projectile

Bullet heaven above, bullet hell below.
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Electronic FURBY 1999 Liquid 90s Limited Edition Working Needs Batteries

"The vintage Furby is good condition and has been tested and is working properly. The Furby's eyelashes have come loose and are being kept with the Furby but are not attached."
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...Just Ten More Minutes...

You snooze, you delay losing by ten additional minutes!
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Facing Danger Head-On

"I think you'll find that our enemies... get the point!"
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Whatever Tools Take You The Distance

"If you've got to go somewhere, then you better go somewhere far." -EL VY, "Return to the Moon" (2015).
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Doin' It Wildstyle

You're not going to manage a triple double unless you rack up some assists.
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The Beast In The Tunnels

"Every nine years nine men enter the house so that I may deliver them from evil. I hear their steps or their voices in the depths of the stone galleries and I run joyfully to find them. The ceremony lasts a few minutes." -Jorge Luis Borges, "The House of Asterion" (1964).
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The Hopes Held Among The Small

"If we work together, we can really make this place into a home."
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