us.neocities.org/bulletin-board-nonsense/post/um-actually/">Um, Actually
Greg Jensen
comics novelty card games postcards rabbits sea creatures stickers
"How come everyone's so grumpy around here?"
Read more →

Shhh! The Stacks Have Ears

Greg Jensen
memento mori pins tarot trading card games
"Without the directions of a previous visitor to the library, investigators could spend hours rummaging through the millions of volumes here before finding a text they can even read, regardless of the contents." -"Day of the Beast," 4th printing (1998)
Read more →

Better Off In The Starting Area

Greg Jensen
architecture bugs cutouts film merch stickers trading card games trading cards video games
"Precept Thirty-Five: Up is Up, Down is Down. If you fall over in the darkness, it can be easy to lose your bearing and forget which way is up. Keep this Precept in mind!" -Zote The Mighty, Hollow Knight.
Read more →

Mine Eyes Swiveling In My Orbits As They Swivel In Theirs

Greg Jensen
board games cohost diaspora novelty card games objects space stickers tarot trading card games vehicles
"You, uh, been around these part before?"
Read more →

The Delicate Physics Of Media

Greg Jensen
novelty card games pins postcards
"Always handle your record by its edges, or by one edge and the center. Never touch the playing surface (or grooves) of the record."
Read more →

Too Many Copilots

Greg Jensen
art daemons postcards rpg stickers trading card games webcomics
"What possessed me to accept this mission?" he wondered, unaware of the import of his word choice.
Read more →

"He's Making Whole Worlds In There..."

Greg Jensen
art board games bookmarks bugs postcards stickers trading card games
🎶In my salon, come gaze upon, my kooky canvas!🎵
Read more →

Cult Of The Non-Euclidean Lamb

Greg Jensen
birds cohost diaspora cutouts hoofstock merch postcards stickers video games
"In time, I shall sacrifice my past self to my future self, who shall grant my present self eternal life."
Read more →

Beeg Beekee Bords

Greg Jensen
birds bookmarks cohost diaspora reptiles rpg stickers trading card games
"Explosion! Overpowering! Over the competition, I'm towering." -Ladies Love Cool James, "Mama Said Knock You Out" (1990).
Read more →

I Contemplate The Moment In The Garden

Greg Jensen
art postcards stickers
"In most nations, the creation of multiple conscious, high-res mind emulations of a single person ('xox ghosts') is illegal. However, simply maintaining one or more backup uploads without running them is not usually against the law. Xox shadows are legal in some countries, illegal in others. Violations are generally either deleted or taken offline and confiscated." -David Pulver (Transhuman Space, 2002).
Read more →

Hot Dates At The Melting Pot

Greg Jensen
board games critters cutouts rabbits rpg tarot
"If I could kiss you now, oh I'd kiss you now again and again, 'til I don't know where I begin and where you end." - Moby, "Where You End" (2005).
Read more →

Guaranteed To Have A Flavor!

Greg Jensen
art merch postcards stickers tarot webvideo
Our squeesh is deleesh!
Read more →

Stay Outta My Personal Space!

Greg Jensen
ads cohost diaspora postcards robots stickers trading card games
Gotta look out for me, miasm, and I!
Read more →

𓆙 Egypt 𓋹 So Hot Right Now 𓂀 Egypt 𓁈

Greg Jensen
ads art bookmarks cohost diaspora fantastic creatures merch pins stickers trading card games webcomics
Behold the wonders of the orient! A history so ancient it can accommodate any conspiracy theory you bring to it!
Read more →

Bad Kitties

Greg Jensen
art merch pins postcards stickers webcomics
"The way we see it, the world's all alleys once you get your mind right."
Read more →

Tactical Armored Goobers

Greg Jensen
art bugs cohost diaspora pins postcards stickers video games
You can almost hear the cartoon sound effect when they dink around on those tiny feet of theirs.
Read more →