x27;s No Future In It!"
Greg Jensen
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"Well, gentlemen, this is quite an historic moment. We're about to step across the threshold of a new era. Space Burial and Resurrection Now." -The Loved One (1965)
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As Its Hibernation Wanes, The Beast Hungers

Terrible is the beast who feeds chiefly from meager larders.
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...Go Again?

When you're playing for real stakes, infinite games can only stay infinite for so long.
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Feathered Hair, Feathered Friends

Birdgirls are the word, girls!
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Detached Hitbox

No need to hit the gym if you don't have elbows or knees!
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The Thing Is, They're Really Great Listeners

That's what makes them so dangerous.
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Donkeydonks

Whatcha gonna do with all those donks? All those donks dressed up like twonks?
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Spin! That! Wheel!

"Wait, did the pointer just barely miss an outcome that says Kill Nathan?"
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We Take Your Drawf Art, And Show It To Even Drawfer Dealers!

Imagine what it will be worth in five years!
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Tough Knuts To Crack

I can only imagine they're nice people under all that shell of theirs.
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Beans

Are you looking at them? Look at these beans.
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The Fish Fancier

"A friend under glass stays a friend as years pass!"
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Scrungle-Hardened Little Guys

Everyone pictured here can chew through concrete with their bare teeth.
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Neon Genesis Anor Londolan

CONDITION: RED | EMERGENCY | CODE: 102
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Not Known For Their Marksmanship

"We're being issues arms made by the lowest bidder. What were you expecting?"
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Five-Card Flush

Be sure to get your pets spade.
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