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December 8, 2022 Greg Jensen

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Eight ants circle on a Moebius band, with a speech bubble saying, "oh no."

Postcard credit: "Moebius band II" (M.C. Escher, 1963).

Pin: Alex Norris, purchased from The Oh No Shop.

Cards: "Macaw" and "Biotic Factor: Competition" from Ecologies (2019), card game by Montrose Biology.

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"Boy, they sure do love to sit up on their tall chairs and do nothing for hours!" -All dogs with scholars for owners

You Know What? Fuck You. (Decrypts Your Whole Spot)

March 10, 2026 Greg Jensen

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No password? No problem!

Prime Cuts

March 9, 2026 Greg Jensen

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There are no boring numbers, only boring number crunchers.

Arks Are Boring, You Can't Sell Tickets To An Ark

March 8, 2026 Greg Jensen

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What we gotta do, you see, is just one one of each of the freakiest little guys we can! That'll bring in the crowd!

My Chalice Makes Beasts Weak In The Knees

March 7, 2026 Greg Jensen

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And they're like, "Yes, more boba, please!"

Digital Enrichment

March 6, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Let 👏 rodents 👏 have 👏 Internet! 👏

Every God Old Is New Again

March 5, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Old religions, for a new age of obscurantism and paranoia!

News Of The Lunar World

March 4, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can." -Ignignokt the Mooninite

Variation Is Powerful

March 3, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Everyfroggy brings something new to the table.

Shields Up!

March 2, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Got shells so thick, you can't even hurt our feelings!

Did You Notice Anything Strange About The Dogs? Anything At All?

March 1, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Are you sayin' to me the dogs weren't put in the kennel until last night?!

Hard To Believe We Ensnared One Another

February 28, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Who can even remember if I hunted you or if your song overpowered me?

Dual Wielding

February 27, 2026 Greg Jensen

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"When your life is on the line, you want to make use of all your tools." - Miyamoto Musashi, *The Book of Five Rings* (1645), as translated by Thomas Cleary (1993).

Messenger Pigeon Class

February 26, 2026 Greg Jensen

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No need to pay them a salary, they find their snacks along the way!

When The Bill Comes Due

February 25, 2026 Greg Jensen

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When it seems they're heading for the (final) (curtain), smoking Kools makes worse what ails, (that's for) (certain).

Melee Weapon Discourse

February 24, 2026 Greg Jensen

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Hey, creatures born with natural weapons? Check your privilege.