Juniper, a dog, stands on a floating dock and peers out across the water. As suspicious as Juniper is of the beach, you would think that she dislikes the sea. On the contrary - it is the waterline that she mistrusts, always ebbing and flowing and completely unresponsive to biting. Get her on a floating dock, and we learn that Juniper finds being out over the water enthralling. She has not, so far as I’m told, ever jumped in. She instead scans the horizon, and all the shimmering taking place between it and herself.

Barley, a dog, sleeps on her dog bed with her face fully under a pillow. When Barley was first getting settled in her current residence, I made available to her some of the auxiliary pillows that it seems impossible to progress through adulthood without accruing. To a comical degree, she does not seem to understand what such pillows are for or how to use them. One would think, with a noggin like hers, she’d want something soft to rest it on. Turns out, usually not so much. If anything, she seemed happiest when the pillows are positioned such that she can lie down normally, and then with a slight shimmy, wedge her hear into an enclosure.

Barley, a dog, splays out on shady concrete to shed some of her body heat into its cool expanse. Paved surfaces are, reliably, not fun surfaces. Of course, they’re not the worst - Barley will happily walk on them and all - but during a heat wave, it’s clear that she light-steps to get clear of the too-bright concrete and too-hot asphalt. However, in this particular instance, she and I were in a park with (a) no tall trees or grassy spaces (instead favoring an ecologically-minded low-water-consumption model), (b) near-constant winds coming in from an adjacent body of water, and (c) a fiery sky orb. Given the concrete’s tendency to reflect the incoming energy back at you from multiple angles, this had the effect of trying to take a stroll across a slow-cooking skillet. Fortunately, a maintenance/restroom area at the edge of the park had broad overhangs, keeping swathes of street in permanent shadow. Without any direct exposure to the sun, and continuously swept by a water-cooled breeze, this patch was legitimately cold to the touch. Realizing she had finally found a valid heat sink, Barley plopped her belly onto the ground with reckless enthusiasm.

Barley, a dog, pauses in the middle of an enthusiastic wiggle while lying on her back with her paws up. If anyone asks, you have my permission to send them this post. This is Updog.

Barley, a dog, turns to face the camera after being approached while asleep. Barley may be the lightest sleeper I’ve ever met, of any species. Even after lying still for tens of minutes, she will swivel an eye (or her whole head) to check in if she so much as hears your body shift in your chair. As such, I have a whole host of photos taken when trying and failing to catch her sleeping.

Barley, a dog, sits facing into the sun, caught on camera from a distance. Barley treats sunning herself on the deck much like a kid treats jumping into a pool. Given the opportunity, she’ll dive in and get herself a dose of sunlight. Then, once she’s too hot, she’ll come back inside and fall asleep. What’s fun is that she’ll get her sundoses on her own if the door is open. Here, she was spotted at a distance, having gone out to face the day star all on her own, and did not realize she was being observed. She came back in of her own accord about 10 minutes later.

Barley, a dog, makes a needy, expectant face when confronted with snacks made of barley grass. Bring! Treats For Dogs is a small business that sells baked snacks for pups. There’s a lot to love about their product: Made in small batches, using human-grade ingredients, they are nevertheless also quite reasonably priced! So imagine my surprise when I learned that they sell treats that literally have Barley’s name on them. There wasn’t any question - I had to get them.

Juniper and Barley, two dogs, sit on a turn in the stairs and observe from on high. As much fun as I like to have contrasting Barley and Juniper’s distinctive personalities, there’s no denying that in their years together, they nevertheless shared many traits and habits. In addition to being almost exactly the same size (to within 2 pounds or so), they were very in tune with us and with one another, following the perceived ebb and flow of the pack. As such, despite seeing the world very differently, each was also willing to go along with the other’s preoccupations to some degree - team players despite sometimes playing completely different sports.

Barley, a dog, sits atop a big wooden lawn chair, next to a smaller, empty seat. As I’ve noted in the past, a real perk of Barley’s temperament is that she just wants to hang. Plop yourself into a lawn chair (or better yet, onto the grass proper) and she immediately takes the hint that it’s time to chill out and soak in the scenery.

Barley, a dog, sleeps deeply in her new workplace accommodations. Moving to a new office affords the possibility to get Barley some new digs. Here, she sleeps on a dog bed positioned atop her old dog bed (double dog bed comfort!). While this cage is plenty large enough for her, there are not currently any plans to close the door - instead, it provides an armature for the sun-shielding blanket up top, ensuring that her snoozing isn’t disrupted by solar intrusions.

Barley, a dog, is made to brandish a wristwatch reading “bonkers” through the magic of white board nonsense. Look, I don’t make the rules. See? It’s right here on this timepiece. Go on, get silly, be puppy.

Barley, a dog, is unperturbed by the restraints placed on a fire hydrant. I’ve long found the cultural association of dogs with fire hydrants pretty funny - I suspect it says a lot more about the banality of a previous generation’s urban and suburban landscaping (more precisely, the lack of trees and bushes) than it does about any intrinsic appeal. As such, I wasn’t surprised that Barley didn’t find this particular cenobite-lookin’ hydrant especially interesting: Here, you can see her gently wondering why we’ve stopped and looking to me to see what’s up.

Barley, a dog, stands beside a makeshift barrier on a wooden deck. When a summer habit of leaving the door onto the deck open found itself at odds with having forgotten to pack the gate to keep Barley from wandering off into the neighborhood, a committee was convened to assess possible stopgap measures. While the resulting design did indeed stop both the figurative and literal gaps, it also led to some visible consternation on the part of some subsequent package delivery folk.

Barley, a dog, sleeps atop a heap of plush dog toys, on a dog bed, all crammed onto a futon. There’s a great deal of unevenness is Barley’s toy preference. The toy she chooses to thrash when she’s feeling feisty tilts heavily toward those that are floppier and fuzzier, and the mere act of thrashing tends to spread toys out, pushing the less popular candidates off into corners. As such, there is no natural scenario in which her toys will become heaped in one place; such stacking is instead some contrived move on my part, a Deus Ex Vacuo when it’s time to clean the carpet. Despite never arranging them in this way herself, Barley’s a big fan of these heaps when they happen, and will plop herself down right on top of them all to snooze for as long as the heap endures.

Juniper, a puppy, wrestles with Kona, another puppy. Juniper was the smallest puppy in a litter of eleven who were born into the shelter from which we adopted her. At a scant 16 weeks of age, she was taking frequent walks around the apartment complex where we were living at the time. One such sunny day, a guy walking a puppy of his own spotted me from a distance, then ran over to me and shouted, with clear enthusiasm, “Is that a Fairy puppy?!” Indeed it was, for Fairy was Juniper’s black mouth cur mother. Kona, the dark-snouted pup tusslin’ with Juniper in this photo, is Juniper’s brother, born in the same litter. The mutual recognition was immediate and they started bumbling all over one another with such vigor that we let them both off leash so they wouldn’t tie each other into a puppy knot. As it turns out, another couple in the complex had coincidentally adopted Kona from the same shelter, and having spotted us in the distance, his owner decided, correctly, that the pups looked similar enough to ask. Ultimately, Juniper and Kona never spent all that much time together. They would see one another around the property from time to time, but before long everyone had moved away from that apartment complex anyway. Nevertheless, their few brief orbits around one another before their paths diverged was one of the factors that inspired us to consider adopting a second dog soon. Barley joined us only a few…

Barley, a dog, stands high atop a gravel pile and seems astonished by all it allows her to see. In keeping with her spirit of taking the world exactly as it comes to her, Barley does not seem to realize that climbing on top of things lets you see much further into the distance. In this case, she needed to be actively cajoled into climbing this gravel pile. Once she was up there, however, her whole body sort of stilled as she panned her head left and right, as if astonished that a whole new topography had sprung up from behind her horizon line.

Barley, a dog, sits at attention with an expectant look. If you, dear reader, have been following along with these posts for any length of time, you know that this is not a Barley At Rest. This is a vision of a Barley with a large amount of potential energy, a wound spring ready to leap into action. She doesn’t have an objective yet: I’m not holding a treat (or else she would be fully focused, wide-eyed and close-mouthed) or a toy she wants to play (or else she would be on her feet). Despite this, she’s clearly ready for whatever comes next, and she’s pretty sure it’s going to be good.

Barley, a dog, grins and pants in the sunlight. Done judiciously, I think there’s a lot of aesthetic value in photography with “incorrect” exposure levels. As no great solarbaby myself, I’ve often had the experience of finding the day to be “too sunny” and never feeling like I can see clearly even after my eyes have had time to adjust. Given how enthusiastic Barley is about squinting in the radiant heat of summer sunshine, my phone’s slightly overwhelmed sensor is capturing something essential about how she must be feeling at this moment.

Barley, a dog, chews forcefully on a toy bone made of black rubber. Among Barley’s “just for chewing” toys, her Mammoth TireBiter bone is the clear favorite. If she’s beside herself with excitement and is told to “go get a toy” to displace that excitement, she’ll almost always grab this bone if she has a clear sightline to it. When she chews on it, she does so with an almost trance-like intensity, her eyes unfocused and the rest of her body slack and forgotten as her will is concentrated in her jaw. I enjoy idly wondering what kind of canine emotion underpins this all-business chompin’.

Barley, a dog, happens to turn to face in the same direction as a concrete owl statue. I feel I can say with confidence that Barley is always standing in the place that she lives, but does not think about direction and has never once wondered why she hasn’t before.