Juniper Friday! Can't See Me

Juniper, a dog, is hidden beneath a futon. Only her hind legs peek out, as viewed from above in this photo.

Juniper, a dog, is hidden beneath a futon. Only her hind legs peek out, as viewed from above in this photo.

Like so many Internet denizens, Juniper must sometimes take steps to quell the exquisit agonies of Being Seen. Fortunately for us, her limited canine perspective taking is such that she often doesn’t quite achieve full stealth mode. These days, she mostly retreats to her crate, but back in the day she used the cozy stratum beneath the guest room futon as her refuge of choice, and her skooch-to-get-under technique almost always left her toes exposed.