Elle Mange Comme Une Orge

Barley, a dog, lies in the lap of luxury with her face fully buried in a tub of Nancy’s Probiotic Nonfat Yogurt.

It has recently come to my attention that the French word for “barley” is “orge” (pronounced “orj”). This fits, because have you seen how this girl eats her food?! Truly, it’s like no one ever tried to teach her table manners. Plus, she came from a swamp! There are many parallels here to consider.